If Movie Posters Were Sarcastic

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You do have to feel a little bit sorry for movie poster designers, who have to try to make even the most worthless of turds seem like something a person should spend money on. What if one day they just snapped, and made the posters say what we're all thinking? We asked you to show us what those posters would look like, and offered $50 to the winner. But before we show you that, let's have a look at the runners-up:

Entry by Kbomb13

KEVIN JAMES Your kid wants to see a movie. It's either this or Hotel For Dogs. PAUL BLART MALL COP SAFETY NEVER TAKES A HOLIDAY t JANUARY 16 MCRACKED.

Entry by Tomie

If Movie Posters Were Sarcastic

Entry by Reo

CRACKED.cOM MEL GIBSON FIL M THE PASSION OF THE CHRISIT Starring Cat O' Ninetails TRRUARY AARKSAS

Entry by fairfax

Don't worry, we totally explain this s**t. 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY CRACKED.cOn MGM PRESENTIS THE STANLEY KUBRICK PRODI

Entry by AM Smiley

CRACKED.COM SPELRERS BMY NSA CE Don GARTT BONS GUILLORY CARYLE HOINL HEDLUND STONE MALKOVICH THE MOST ORIGINAL STORY EVER TOLD. cragon (WHICH IS TOTAL

There are FOUR contests for you to choose from, the three standard photoplasties, and a fourth that requires a little writing. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all four and quadruple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.

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