15 Ways They Could Get People to Actually Watch TV Again
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#15 replayreb
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#14 bunker6
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#13 joscott
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#12 Mike Huang
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#11 Boron
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#10 steely8383
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#9 KilLMNOP
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#8 Billy Goat
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#7 Mike Huang
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#6 Pete359
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#5 jerewhit
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#4 penperv
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#3 keepthefaith
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#2 Spoder
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#1 jckhkm
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If they renew Firefly, I swear I'll do nothing but watch TV.
ReplyI thought 10 was best, especially considering it already covered #1. They should switch places.
Reply12 should exist, 11 needs to exist.
ReplyIf number 1 happened, people wouldn't go back to tv. They'd riot. At this point, if the internet died, it wouldn't be much different than if all the transportation in the world stopped working at once. We'd be fucked, and virtually all the world's economies would collapse.
Reply#1 was just lazy
Reply48 minutes before Grandma is safe?! Yeach... Well... she can't have all that much time anyway. Let's see what's on Cracked.
ReplyNumber 5 count me in.
ReplyI read #4 as Survivor Brony. XD
Replythe arrested development one is clearly the best
ReplyFunny that Number 11 is happening, but not on TV.
ReplyI liked lot of those XD
ReplyLaaame. And by "people" you mean, "men who have an incredibly narrow range of interests, but want those narrow interests to be spread over the broadest spectrum possible". I suggest a title change.
Reply Hide All See All 6 RepliesBy people, they mean "everyone." Nobody watches live TV anymore, no less on DVRs. We all pay the much lower price of Hulu + and Netflix with DVD service.
Thisis reply to MrDerpe (but I couldn't find the reply button on your message).. Not everyone has Hulu of Netflix. For instant where I live in (Finland) we don't have either. But perhaps 'men who have an incredible narrow range of interests' means 'everyone' in USA.
@jutuomin And of course, not 'everyone' means everyone here in the United States, either.
Derpe is correct. We pay for cable but I think in the 10 months we've had the service we have personally spent maybe 4 hours watching it - all of those being from Walking Dead or Hell on Wheels. TV is bullshit and we have internets to watch or download shows without ads.
Um, I'm watching TV right now, also I'm listening to music as well. I had Netflix for a while, but we weren't using it so we got rid of it. So, yea, Derpe, I watch TV and I also live in America. So you're WRONG!!!
I actually don't remember the last time I watched TV.I mean, I used to watch Chuck, but I did that online. I don't even check the news anymore. Actually, the only reason I even own a TV at this point is for my game consoles.
#9 is pretty sweet, and it would take a lot more than a pint an hour to watch The View.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesA vagina?
@Seance : Too risky. It could be Rosie O'Donnel's vagina.
Rosie O'Donnel has a vagina?
I would leave the TV on the view all night, then have all the beer in the morning while watching basically the3 f**k anything else.
ReplyDidn't mean to thumbs down. Scrolling hazard.
Check that...
Reply#10 THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!
You know, these things aren't TOO bad...
Reply"Tomorrow the US Government will begin moderating the internet." I love how #10 predicted the future.
ReplyI would totally watch all of these, well except for NPIR and NMP.
Reply#11 is the clear winner for me. Absolutely brilliant show.
Reply#1 and #10 -- Scarily prophetic? I hope not!!
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