17 Coupons Too Awesome to Exist

17 Coupons Too Awesome to Exist

Coupons are like gifts cards that try to haggle with you. They say in big letters that you're going to get something free, and then in the fine print, they tell you all the stuff you have to buy and people you have to kill in order to qualify. We asked you to imagine a world where coupons were actually useful.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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In addition to our three normal contests, this week we're hosting a very special Harold & Kumar-sponsored contest. To enter any of the three regular contests, click on the one that catches your fancy and post your entry in the thread like always for a chance at winning 5,000 pennies. The sponsored contest will take you to a page where you can upload your entries. The winner gets a free trip to Los Angeles for the premiere of A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas!

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