12 Real News Stories, Adjusted By Us For Insanity (3/4)

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12 Real News Stories, Adjusted By Us For Insanity (3/4)

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But luckily for you, our readers have taken this week's popular headlines and stripped them of all the bullshit so you can quickly digest all the important stuff, and never have to worry about not being able to sit down for the next few days.

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12 Real News Stories, Adjusted By Us For Insanity (3/4)
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BREAKING NEWS Black voters making up larger portion of S.C. Democratic primary electorate than in 2008, exit polls say. Watch CNNgo. CNN politics Sear
UPROXX WATCH FEATURED ENTERTAINMENT SPORTS MUSIC LIFE Terry Crews went to rehab for spanking it, biceps expected to shrivel in size. Y CHARLESBRAMESCO
12 Real News Stories, Adjusted By Us For Insanity (3/4)
12 Real News Stories, Adjusted By Us For Insanity (3/4)
12 Real News Stories, Adjusted By Us For Insanity (3/4)

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