I swirl dick jokes in a glass like a fine wine and I bind my infantile humor together via golden spindle to form a quilt of poop-centric witticism.

I am a full time contributor for the comedy site FunnyCrave.com where I and my fellow Cracked writers Adam Brown and Ian Fortey supply a constant stream of dick jokes from about mid-morning to about mid-afternoon. Then we nap. Together.

If you want me to smear my brand of thought-provoking stupidity all over your site (for money, of course) just contact me at LuisRafaelPrada@gmail.com