I'm Matt Gallagher, former Cracked caption writer and layout editor (2013-2022), and current swell guy.
PHOTOPLASTY Cracked Storytime: The Trek Through The Stars Of The MOEBIUS-47 There's no writer like a Cracked reader. Authors By Matt Gallagher, Cracked Readers Published May 01, 2020
What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (6/11/2017) We're pretty sure Lord Buckethead is actually a conquering space lord, but they are just intent on following proper procedure for assuming power. Authors By Matt Gallagher, Randall Maynard, Andres Diplotti Published May 30, 2017
The Only 4 Christmas Movies Ever Made (Over and Over Again) Those holiday classics we'll all be watching today? Paint by numbers. Authors By Matt Gallagher Published December 25, 2011
4 Idiots Who Show Up Wherever Religion Is Discussed Online Charting the only four online viewpoints when it comes to religion. Authors By Matt Gallagher Published October 01, 2011
Charting Patriotism By the Stupidity of Your Fireworks You've got to lose a few fingers to earn this country. Authors By Matt Gallagher Published June 30, 2011
St. Patrick vs Guy Celebrating St. Patrick's Day [CHART] People give Christmas a lot of heat for forgetting what the holiday REALLY is all about. But when it comes to forgetting stuff, no holiday can match up with Saint Patrick's Day. Authors By Matt Gallagher Published March 17, 2011
