Marcia Brady Has More Problems Than You'd Imagine (If you imagine that fictional characters are real)
Did you know that HBN is posted in two places every week? Some of you don't. Yeah, it was because I didn't want to lose touch with the blog. I wanted to stay part of the group. But some weeks this just feels like double duty. Especially this week because I reworked this episode a million times and even did a reshoot at one point.
So i'm really spent. I put all my effort into the video. Am I letting you down? Maybe. I mean, many of you have said you prefer my writing to my vids. But on the other hand, I'm fairly sure a certain percentage of Cracked's readers are functionally illiterate. It is in their honor that today I refrain from using, y'know, words.
Except to say a big thanks for Michael R for finding this weeks clip!
The Brady Bunch Was a True Story (Or CNN Has Hit a New Low) -- powered by Cracked.com
4 episodes left!? Until what?! Until I start cutting myself to sleep. That's what. HBN is my favourite thing on the internet, other than that dancing baby .gif, but seriously... Hate By Numbers gives me the strength to get out of bed in the morning and hate things.
ReplyGood episode though, although my favourite is still "The eye, nature's candy shop"
Aloha Kingmonkey..
ReplyDoes it occur to you in any way shape or form that I could care less about the anatomy Gladstone? I could not. I like his on-screen persona. He consistently tries to improve.
I enjoy the guy's comedy. I don't want to see his willy..even if it was true. Two? Ugh. I can't deal with one..
With respect to your post..two..it's all you babe. Rock on. You are bored. Such talent..
Happy Halloween all!
ReplyAre you all 18? There are huge feathers in your cap for making me think you were older. Writing, personality alone. That said..get a job. Make money. Move OUT of your Mom's house. SHE wants you there, but you Father is sick of you. Mooch.
If ya'll are this bright, surely you can make 20 bucks an hour doing SOMETHING..
@DP13: True that. All I'm saying is that it ain't pretty.
Josie, it's not uncommon for an 18 year old to live with parents.
ReplyI'm not going to lie, the grin during your sign-off made me feel all warm and fuzzy. Like a kitten wrapped in a slightly heated towel.
ReplyDude ... you're a genius.
ReplyLoved the Jefferson Airplane background XD
ReplyMetalbrain..do you still live with your parents, babe? Wow..
ReplyGladstone you bastard. I called that number and now my parents are asking me questions about why I called such a number.
ReplyKingmonkey..who knows if you'll read this. I will never join Facebook. Unless of course some bastard has a gun to my head and makes me. That's the exception.
ReplyNope. Your vids are awesome. I don't have the attention span or mental capability to actually READ blogs.
ReplyHey Gladstone, You're the man. Straight up.
ReplyI was thinking that one of your remaining HBN episodes should be dedicated to that horrible "Paris for President" song. It's probably the worst song ever made, and i think that you're the only person who could properly show Ms. Hilton some much needed hilarious justice.
I was about to start bitching about Gladstone talking about CNN...again.
ReplyBut that was cool.
Please though...no more CNN articles.It is a fact now that CNN is hated.
I tried to Digg. Set up and activated an account and everything. Everytime I tried to Digg I kept getting a message telling me I had to log in. I was already logged in though. Everytime. Sorry G.
ReplyGladstone's Jewish; she probably isn't far. :-)
ReplyNot that I condone such behavior, of course; just making an observation.
Gladstone keep going! If you stop HBN forever I will hunt you down and violate you and your mother!
ReplySomewhere, a bright insurance innovator just got the idea to sell postmortem life insurance.
ReplyAnd with that, Daniel O'Brien saves yet another deceased president from postmortem assassination.
ReplyDammit, O'Brien; now that you've revealed my plan I can't assassinate Reagan!
ReplyBack to the lab again.
I love you Kingmonkey.
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