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So this is the first time i'm blogging with a Mac. How do you like it so far? Are you finding my humor more intuitive and virus-free? To tell you the truth I'm sort of morose right now. My PC laptop inexplicably died. It has all the original HBNs on it and my screenplay which hasn't been backed up with the last two week's of writing. So yeah. But anyway, I always say that when life gives you syphilis, make sypilis-ade. (It's basically the same as regular lemonade, but you let Dan O'Brien take a sip from the glass before you serve it. FYI. Ross makes killer Chlamydia Ale). Actually, I never say that. I also don't let Dan and Ross near my kitchen. So yeah. I'm pissed and sad. Fortunately, I sent this week's HBN off to Jack, just minutes before everything went so terribly wrong.


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