Cats are just in charge of every goddamn thing now.
This video is too tasty to resist, and you can wolf the whole thing down RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW.
"Do you see this nugget? It starts as whipped up muscles of chickens and then we form it into a zigzag or some nonsense."
Satanism was founded by Anton LaVey in 1966, which makes it younger than Wicca, the Cthulhu mythos, the Rolling Stones and Mr. Potato Head.
"Until LaVey, pentagrams were commonly used by Christians as a charm against witchcraft and demons."