6 Objects You Won't Believe People Managed to Lose
In a world overrun with people and technology, you wouldn't think anything of value could remain lost for long. For instance, somebody has surely stumbled across the warehouse and the specific crate that contains the Ark of the Covenant by now.
But there are some great treasures of both wealth and knowledge that remain determinedly out of sight, despite the fact that someone has to know where they are. Such as ...
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Built in 1701, the Amber Room was one of Russia's greatest treasures, and had even been called "the eighth wonder of the world." A spectacular chamber constructed out of amber, gold leaf and mirrors, it is exactly the kind of thing Indiana Jones would fight Nazis to obtain.
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The setting of the rap video to end all rap videos.
The entire piece changed palaces a few times until it landed in a St. Petersburg Palace, where Hitler's army stumbled across it in 1941. Unable to move it to safety, the evacuating Russians had simply wallpapered over it, hoping the Germans wouldn't ask why a room in a palace would have such tacky wallpaper. But they did and brought the entire room back home to Germany.
Once in Konigsberg, the room was set up in a castle and proudly displayed. By 1945, with the Russians advancing, Hitler personally ordered it to be taken down and sent to a secret location. The record indicates that the room was taken to a railway station, packed up and then the record screeches to a stop like someone told a racist joke at the Apollo. That was the last anyone ever heard of it.
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"How many decade's worth of Argentinean hookers do you think this is?"
How exactly do you lose an entire room full of gold and amber? Some say it was put on a boat that was sunk by the Allies. Other reports place it in a hidden bunker under the city. Meanwhile, the Russians have been searching for it like crazy. Since the end of the war, several expeditions have been mounted all over Europe, with sightings supposedly in abandoned mines, lagoons and caverns. And new investigations even go so far as to say the whole room was destroyed, and the Soviets covered the entire thing up.

The Soviets covering things up? That's a reach.
The room has since been reconstructed in St. Petersburg, but certain pieces of the original pop up now and then just to keep the mystery alive, including a piece of a mosaic a German soldier took out when he helped move the room in 1945. Whoever finds it is going to be able to be rich enough to, we don't know, build a room out of freaking gold.

In 1945, with Berlin about to fall to the Soviets, Adolf Hitler decided to kill himself, his new wife Eva Braun and their dog, Blondi (he also ordered her puppies shot. What did you expect? It was Hitler.) The Soviets came in and found the bodies in a bunker about seven hours after he died. After they were buried, Stalin figured Hitler shouldn't get off that easily, so he had their burned corpses exhumed and reburied, then took a part of his skull and his jawbone, because evidently Stalin didn't think much of photographic evidence.
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"That could just as easily be Charlie Chaplin."
Later, in 1970, the site that held the remains was set to be given back to East German control, but fearing a shrine or monument to their former adversary, the Soviets had a KGB team come in the middle of the night, dig up the bodies again, cremate them and spread the ashes in the Elbe River. For the Russians, the case was finally closed.
That is until 2009, when testing on "Hitler's skull" revealed it to have belonged to a woman under 40. Whoops. Either they got the wrong skull or Hitler was hiding a huge secret.
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"And this is where the Fuhrer's high-heels and extra brassieres were buried."
This hastily reopened the question: What happened to his body? The jawbone, also alleged to be Hitler's, is also in Russian possession, suspiciously being guarded under the pretense that it is "too fragile." With pressure building on the Russians to release it for testing, the mystery remains open. And there's always the outside chance that we'll find a 120-year-old Hitler living comfortably in a mansion in Argentina.
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He finally gave up genocide for a shot at engaging his true passion: performance art.

In October 1888, all London was aflutter about the granddaddy of serial killers, Jack the Ripper, whose identity to this day has never been discovered. The Whitechapel Vigilance Committee, an organization of volunteers, was doing its best to keep the streets safe at night (or at least a little less murdery than usual), as was the London police department.
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George Lusk, president of the Whitechapel Vigilance Committee, ready to examine the shit out of things.
One day, the head of the Committee, Dean Lusk, received an unmarked package. Inside were two things. The first was a note from Jack taunting the Committee and gloating about the other item in the box. That other item was a half-cannibalized human kidney.
Unlike the hundreds of other letters supposedly written by Jack the Ripper, many scholars believe this letter, signed "From Hell," to be one of the few likely authentic ones. Partly because it was packaged alongside a kidney, which are not exactly easy to acquire. Based on the fact that the Ripper was a known kidney thief, the letter was generally agreed to be from the killer. It was subsequently put in a file in the police station and was never seen again.

He either misspelled Mister or the killer was Sean Connery.
Today, with modern analyzing techniques with ink types, paper types and possibly even century-old smudged fingerprints, it's conceivable that we could put the mystery of Jack the Ripper to rest once and for all. At least we could let the cast of CSI give it their best shot. But with the letter and the preserved kidney both lost to terrible record-keeping procedures, we may never know.
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Seriously, we understand losing a piece of paper, but a kidney?








In addition to #1, we STILL have never found the nuclear bombs that Saddam Hussein was totally making.
Reply*The above statement was a joke.*
We DID find CHEMICAL bombs, but not nuclear.
#1: 'That's basically misplacing an apocalypse.'
ReplyWell, now we know why the rapture didn't happen.
I've been to Catherine's palace in St Petersberg, seen the Amber Room, it's completely stunning. I *think* I knew it was a copy =/...the entire place is a copy really after the Nazis practically destroyed it.
ReplyUh...the San Jose was found...like 20 years ago...it was all over the news recently, because Columbia got into a legal fight with the US to get it returned (it was found off the coast of Florida, which, while full of Columbians, is not technically in Columbia yet). Try to keep up, guys...
ReplyThe Columbian government hasn't verified it yet.
Hey, enough with the Argentina jokes.
ReplyBut really, to be fair, we also hosted jews not only nazis during and after the WWII, because we are schizophrenic. We like to give everybody a chance.
On a side note, we also declared war on j*pan on March 28, 1945. Which is like kicking the bad guy in the testicles while he was in the floor after Batman took care of him.
HAHA! I live on the west coast! No hydro bombs for me, thank you.
ReplyErm...evidently you are unaware of where British Columbia and San Francisco are located...
Yay! I live a couple of miles away from a lost nuke! And so does the CDC, which houses remnants of all the world's most terrifying diseases, along with some that we don't even know we should be terrified about yet!
ReplyAtlanta's fairly inland, I think, so the CDC is more in fallout territory, I think....
I really can't believe the writer didn't mention JFK, and the misplacement of his brain after the autopsy. Yup, THEY LOST HIS BRAINS! After scooping it out of his skull, it was apparently "misplaced". It was evidence that would have helped verify how many bullets struck his skull, and the trajectory of the bullets. Possibly THE greatest conspiracy in American history, and no mention of this?
ReplyAlso, as someone else correctly pointed out, Hitler's body was never discovered by the Soviets - it was promptly cremated by his guards, so that his corpse wouldn't fall into his enemy's possession.
An aside: I was in Berlin a few years ago, and a local tour guide had (quietly) showed our small group the exact location of Hitler's bunker. Fearing that it would become a Neo-Nazi shrine if the location was turned into a museum of some sort, the land has never been developed. The plot sits on a quiet side-street near old government buildings, now existing as a run-down weed-filled parking lot.
Uh-huh. He quietly told your one group, which was somehow more special than all of the other groups that had toured that day, about a place that hasn't been developed for fear of people turning it into a Neo-Nazi shrine. That makes PERFECT sense.
I think the guy was just playing you. He probably picks a different location for "Hitler's bunker" each time.
So, uh, British Columbia is inaccessible to humans? You learn something new every day.
ReplyHardy har har
I read somewhere it's high on a mountain ledge somewhere that's almost impossible to get to
Mighta been another cracked article, actually.....
Come on down to Georgia! We got Coca-Cola, Chick-fil-A, peaches, peanuts, Jeff Foxworthy, and a missing hydrogen bomb near a major city!
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesThe sad part is that we can't find it because the current in the area rearranges the sand every day. Also, we had 50,000 yellow fever mosquitos released over us within the same decade. ON PURPOSE. TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN.
Don't forget an immigration law inspired by the one in Arizona. We've also got that now. So come on down to Georgia, unless you're foreign enough to set off our politicians' spidey-senses. (Seriously, one of our politicians said she knew the law was working because she didn't "see as many aliens driving around anymore.")
To be fair to that politician, the aliens' saucers do stick out a bit more than a human car.
To be honest, I'm kinda hoping to find out that the person behind all these anti-alien laws is just a really confused David Duchovny.
I love the ads that keep appearing below the picture of the big juicy kidney... "delicious gourmet buffet"... "Asian girls for dating"...
ReplyDid you just call British Columbia inaccessible to humans?
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesYou know people, like, LIVE there, right?
Wow. Are you serious?
Peregrine goes to vegan sites and asks why there's no meat on the recommended menues of the day.
He also goes to nuclear bomb plants and questions why they won't let him in to a radiation chamber that's been sealed off with concrete.
I think it's funny people have stopped looking for that treasure just because their share has dropped to 5%. Five percent of anything with the world "billion" after it is still going to be more than enough money to make me happy for awhile. I guess I just enjoy the simple things in life. I don't want a huge house and lots of fancy pointless s**t. I want enough money to get a decent sized bit of land that I can build a replica of my childhood home on, and then plant all the trees, flowers, and produce on it I want. Any money after that would be blown on Sailor Moon collectibles. XD
ReplyTrue, but that would be assuming you will find it. If you don't you just spent a ton of money for nothing, which would probably happen due to the restrictions on using remote methods for searching.
The missing 18 minutes were the identity of the Gunman on the Grassy Knoll, who was a plant by Roswell Aliens, who are really the Freemasons, led by the Binderburg Group, who know the identity of the Holy Grail, who is the Guardian of the location of the Ark of the Covenant, inside of which is a map to the Garden of Eden. Plus a cake.
Reply Hide All See All 6 RepliesWho shot JFK.
While being possessed by the New World Order, which is actually run by the zionists.
Darksingularity, you swore the oath! Now, we'll have to serve you the penalty for breaking the eternal seal.
Who are being manipulated by the Islam fundamentalists to corrupt America and turn our children h**osexual and socialist.
Oh? Interestingly enough, those are the EXACT same topics covered in orientation for new Illuminati. What could this mean?
Nixon was part of the Illuminati? Or better yet, Nixon was actually a badass government experiment designed to combat the Illuminati!?
Well, get on it j*pan. Make an anime about it already!
Nukes are specifically designed so that they only go off when the military wants them too. Didn't Cracked have an article on this before?
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesYeah it's not like a regular bomb where you just have to ignite the fuel and blow it up, these things have to be "turned on" and "running" before they're capable of exploding.
That gives me an idea. Did anyone think to pass a law on civilian ownership of nuclear weapons?
brad5452, the world freaks out when COUNTRIES go about owning nuclear weapons. What makes you think it'd be cool with INDIVIDUALS owning nukes?
What was the article called?
Hitler's body was burned by his SS Bunker Guards seconds after the pair's suicide/poisoning; and the remains were hidden. This was done under Hitler's specific instructions because he was afraid of exactly what this article claims was done. Trust me... I study Hitler.
Reply Hide All See All 6 RepliesChristopher doesn't want you to know that he's actually hitler.
CPU9 doesn't want you to know that HE is actually Hitler. So like Hitler to use misdirection to lay the blame for being Hitler on someone other than Hitler.
darksingularity doesnt want you to know that HE is actually Christopher James pretending to be Hitler pretending to be CPU9...
Man Im so f**king high right now
Hitler doesn't want Hitler to Hitler that Hitler is Hitler-ly Hitler.
ditler.
Hitler was innocent! ... You know, besides all those things he did.
Hitler was secretly Eva Braun. Eva Braun was secretly Hitler.
Number 2 was bulls**t and shouldn't have been on the list at all. It wasn't "lost" it was destroyed.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesYou flamboyant example of turdbrainness, brickglassed waxeared coldsnot, go climb a wall of dicks turdblaster glass sorter spider expert silly sausage.
That is the most amazing collection of words I have ever seen, sprayette. You should make a museum for them.
i applaud you, sprayette. well done
The 'From Hell' letter was pretty much dismissed instantly as not being from the real JTR and by many criminal profilers since. Sure, there are people that believe it was really from him, but nothing like to the extent the article makes it sound. Which makes the loss of it not quite such a big deal.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesYeah it was probably from some other guy and it probably wasn't even a prostitute's kidney, if a person said so after having "studied the case", it must be so!
But criminal profilers ain't s**t, bub. I don't know what sort of real evidence there is to support either conclusion, but the opinions of profilers do very little to tip the scales either way. Y'know, on account of how they ain't s**t.
Xervous has a point. Criminal profilers are paid to be wrong well over 90% of the time. Also, there's no mistaking a human kidney. Pig, sheep, and cow kidneys look nothing like human kidneys. P.S, watch From Hell. It resolves the matter once and for all. Bilbo Baggins was the murderer, case closed.
I really think the new Doctor Who episodes with the Silence dropped the ball when it came to the missing 18 minutes.
ReplyRight, there's nothing in the plot to explain why something recorded might not stay in the memories of a listener, and therefore not be on any of those recordings the Doctor told Nixon to constantly make. I agree completely.
What Silence? I have no clue what you're talking about.
... Is that a Star Trek mask?
did'nt the from hell letter,the kidney,in fact the entire police station they were in disappear during a luftwaffe fire storm raid?
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesNo, it was before that, like the article says, it was literally filed away and lost. My guess is one of the police lost in by "accident", if you know what I mean.
Yeah, the cops probably just ate the kidney, then used the letter for toilet paper when they realized cannibalism is a crappy idea.
Nah; it's chilling in a warehouse next to the Ark, if you know what I mean.