How to Serve Slightly Chilled Revenge [COMIC]
Basic Instructions is a twice weekly updating web comic that offers absurd advice on how to live your life. Some of those updates will be happening here on Cracked.
Previously Scott has taught us How to Take 15 Minutes to Make One Simple Decision and How to Tell If She's Into You Or High On Cough Syrup.
Oh god, I laughed so hard at the first panel other people looked at me funny.
ReplyI got a genuine good laugh out of "PERHAAAPS!"
ReplySo retarded yet so funny :P
ReplyI would eat the hell out of revenge soup.
ReplyGazpacho!
Replyum, to all those who think this comic is improving, I'm pretty sure it hasn't actually been improving. It was always good - you just finally got used to the confusing format.
Reply Hide All See All 3 Repliesagreed
Just because you think it's funny doesn't mean everybody who doesn't agree with you is a drooling mongoloid who can't figure out a four panel comic. Go stroke your neckbeard and laugh at something obscure, you f**king douche.
And just because you don't like to have to think about stuff before laughing doesn't make you the all-telling critic of comedy.
Out of ten, I give you meh-and-a-half.
ReplyOoh, so close. Another half and it could have been guh out of ten!
I genuinely laughed at "PERHAAAAPS."
ReplySame here.
My favourite one so far. Probably because all four went well together and the pay off was really good.
ReplyFor the first time ever, i've enjoyed one of these comics.
ReplySame here. I took a couple of months off from reading this comic, and it seems this guy has used that time to improve. Hopefully this isn't just a fluke, like the few times Cody has made me laugh.
I like, I lol'd, I lol'd again
Reply+1. good job
Replygood one. seriously.
Reply"One day, when you least expect it, I will live well" was pretty funny.
ReplyThat was actually funny. Good job!
ReplyWhy do they still put these waste of space up? I'd rather read one of Cody's articles.
Reply Hide All See All 4 Repliesdont tempt fate
Because the site measures number of views, not satisfaction. By putting up this comment, you're helping this comic stick around.
@Jack-O *snrk* heh. good point! I support this comment because I like this comic.
seconded
There was a lot of hatred towards these comics early on, but as they steadily improved people have responded positively. That's a pretty amazing feat, to change people's minds, what with the angry ideology of the internet
ReplyI totally agree with you. Normally somethings first impression will be pretty much how people view it for the rest of its run
WhAAAAAAAAT!?!?! OPINIONS!?! We can't have ANY of those, NO SIR. They do NOTHING but allow truthful expression of private feelings.
>:(
I served a bowl of revenge soup once. When the guy was about to dip his spoon in it, a fist lunged out and punched him in the face. His shirt got stained, too.
ReplyGaz-punch-o.
f**k I think I left one of my lungs in the wall in front of me.
I'd try Revenge Soup...who wouldn't? How could you even see that menu item and not be intrigued? The Gazpacho would be a hilarious payoff as well, when you realized the connection.
ReplyHmm... people, I believe we have started the uprising of revenge soup. It will be on my menu if I ever own a restaurant, believe that. I also call "murder waffles".
Blintz Blitz
This was brilliant! One day, when you least expect it, i'm going to live well. +1 internets,
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