How to Take 15 Minutes to Make One Simple Decision [COMIC]
Basic Instructions is a twice weekly updating web comic that offers absurd advice on how to live your life. Some of those updates will be happening here on Cracked.
Previously Scott has taught us How To Retroactively Ruin a Joke and How to Argue Like and American.
I SWEAR this comic was on here before. Maybe I'm just tired.
ReplyHoly s**t, was that funny or what? My GOD. How is this guy not famous...I mean the originality, the witty back-and-forth conversation...it's just so f**king funny. I finally see the humor in these humorless cartoons. Dry, stale dialog combined with everyday situations...i mean what could be next for these strips? Perhaps jokes about airplane food?Or how we park in driveways and drive on parkways? The sky is the limit for these terrible comics!!
Reply Hide All See All 4 Replies^f**k this guy
Sarcasm....you're doing it wrong.
God forbid, humor that ISN'T slapstick, puns or about dongs! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?
This dumbass just stalks these comics so he can masturbate to the idea of Scott Meyer shrugging at his negative comment.
Suddenly I have a craving for everything.
ReplyMuch more simple than this:
ReplyCheese or no cheese?
Pork chicken or beef?
Wanna eat with your hands or utensils?
Pasta or no pasta?
Basically, give them 2(ish) choices that whittle down what it is you're going to eat.
Strictly speaking, 'no utensils' only narrows down to 'not soup'.
Haha this guy points out everyday stuff that we don't notice but hate if notified of it! How original!
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesHaha this guy is being sarcastic! How original!
Haha subsequent sarcasm based on the above poster's sarcasm! How original!
Haha, everyone shut the f*ck up!
HAHA, a rage fest!
This is only funny if you read ONLY the speech bubbles.
ReplyWhat ever the title says the comic has little to do with it but i dont care too much i read these mostly for fun
ReplyThat's true about the title. It had nothing whatsoever to do with ButtChocolate's ankle. Or did it? It did not.
Do you realize I just made a sandwich there? Let's heat it up!
you do realize that cracked randomly sticks on a s**tty title for no apparent reason? the actual comic's name according to the original artist makes sense. read that one
This is the exact conversation I just had with one of my coworkers. Except for King's spork Buffett. We ate there yesterday.
ReplyKing's Spork Buffet rocks!
Big Bang Theory did it first.
Reply Hide All See All 9 RepliesThere is no originality left in the world. Someone did it before Big Bang Theory. And someone did it before that. Someone will do it again. Hell, I probably will later today.
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"The key to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources"
I feel that it should be noted that I made Grizz's comment long before he did.
Yes but will you make it again later today?
i don't know if redjimmy was trying to be ironic, but that was funny.
Best set of comments I've seen in a long, long time.
Who the f**k wants sodomy with cake??
From a wobuffet, no less.
Haha, this strip is back to being awesome again! Quizno's pwns.
ReplyKing's Spork Buffet sounds better than the Pig-Out Palace, but if they make you use a spork, I'd bet they make you use styrofoam plates, too.
ReplyNope. They have silverware sporks.
Blimpies does heat some of their sandwiches
ReplyHeard tell some people heat some of their sandwiches without the "h"!!
Wait - sandwices?
this is a lot funnier if you read the dialogue first, and then go back and read the captions
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesYou have a lot of time to spare buddy
Actually you're right. It does flow better that way. Note to the comic, put the captions under the panels instead of over.
Yeah, Ferr. He has the time to read a webcomic twice! How long does that take? 2 minutes... maybe 4!? Holy s**t, this guy needs to get a life if he has that kinda time.
Sounds like me and my mate, altho' instead of places to eat it's normally which bar....
ReplyNice :D I chuckled at that last one.
ReplyFourth or, if you don't count replies, second!
Reply Hide All See All 6 Repliesfirst reply to this first.
Whos a man and a half? Im a man and a half!
Im a 12 on a scale of 10 baby
That's a man and a fifth.
Yeah, that's your spinal cord, baby! Dig it!
Rip and tear!
You are huge! That means you have huge guts!
And if you DO count replies, the situation is ALL FLUXED UP!!
FIRST TO HAVE SAID SO!
SO!
First!
Reply Hide All See All 10 RepliesFour hundred and twenty seventh, posted from within a time machine parked next to a 7-11.
Dude, that's not a time machine- it's the dumpster where I live, now GET OFF MY ANKLE!!!
Huh-wha? How did I post a comment here a month ago?!? Daniel, you're time machine WORKED! IT WORKED! But still... GET OFF MY ANKLE!!!
No, I'M first!!!
Daniel is a time machine!? Really? Man, I really wish I said yes when he asked me to inspect his ass.
I'm at the bottom until someone else replies! (Spectacularly, the most obvious joke response to this will fail the minute it is posted because I will no longer BE at the bottom...)
Flip your monitor upside down and I will be at the top.
I have stolen buttchocolate's truth, and i will not returning it until he returns to the past.
ciek, I'm baaaaaaack. Hey, where the hell is my truth?!? Dammit- this is why I don't lend things to people anymore!
I'm from the futurepast! What the f**k what!