6 Badass Movie Scenes With Horrifying Unseen Consequences
We don't often pause to think about the faceless civilians who get killed in movies. Star Wars would be pretty damn depressing if we spent the runtime trying to wrap our heads around the idea that billions of people were killed when Alderaan exploded, instead of watching all the pretty colors in the lightsaber battles. But there are some movies that go so far out of their way to ignore these deaths that we can't help but wonder about the mental stability of the writers.

What You See
In order to rob a casino, Danny Ocean and his many superfluous accomplices need to bring down its security system. They accomplish this by stealing and using a "pinch," which according to Don Cheadle is a device that "unleashes an electromagnetic pulse which shuts down any power source within its blast radius." It works, they get inside the vault, and everything goes according to their needlessly convoluted plan.

But Wait a Minute ...
The electromagnetic pulse didn't just knock out power in the casino; when they set it off, there's a quick shot of the entire city of Las Vegas going dark. The movie then cuts to the inside of the casino they're robbing, where we see people trying to steal chips at the black jack table, and other fun varieties of chaos they intended. So how did the rest of the city do?
Well, keep in mind that according to our merry band of thieves, the electromagnetic pulse doesn't just turn the lights off -- it shuts down every power source within it's blast radius. When the plan is devised, we're told the city will temporarily be plunged into the 17th Century, which is great if you're stealing money, and bad news if you're, say, on life support in a hospital.
Hospitals have back up systems that come on during a power outage, but so do casinos. The pinch is being used because it takes those out. Hell, if we're talking every power source, everyone with a pacemaker is dead on the spot. But at least they weren't one of the poor bastards in helicopters and passenger planes, now making an increasingly less-than gradual descent into Las Vegas.

According to Ocean's Eleven, the biggest danger is chorus lines veering off course, kicking thousands of audience members to death.
Ocean's Eleven isn't the only movie to gloss over the casualties of a power outage. Live Free or Die Hard features the entire East Coast losing power, but the consequences are magically eliminated when the bad guy gets shot. The remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still also tries to end on a happy note, despite the fact that the entire world gets hit with an electromagnetic pulse. But it's especially noticeable in Ocean's Eleven because the charming heroes are the ones responsible. It's hard to root for the thieves once you realize they won't let innocent lives stand between them and their loot. The sequel to Ocean's Eleven shouldn't have been about the casino owner getting revenge; it should have told the story of the FBI hunting down the people responsible for one of the worst terror attacks in American history.

Which would have been way better than what we actually got.

What You See
A presentation at Tony Stark's expo by his arch-rival turns out to be a trap when the packed house is attacked by Mickey Rourke and his small army of killer robots. But Iron Man and his best friend manage to destroy the robots, kill the villain and save the show.

"Turns out stealing your armor was kind of a good thing. Tony?"
But Wait a Minute ...
The robot army split in two; half went after Iron Man, and half went on a murderous rampage in a crowd of panicking civilians. Not a lot of attention was focused on the latter. Stark passed on the more traditional superhero priority, "Stop the threat against innocent people despite great personal risk," and instead opted for the unorthodox "ignore the problem until it goes away" approach.

"You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I let them slaughter wave after wave of civilians until they reached their limit and shut down."
Iron Man does nothing to combat the robots attacking the civilians -- aside from pausing to save one little kid and belatedly suggesting that the drones should be lured to a less crowded area -- before jetting off again: "Lure the drones away! Great idea, Tony! Let's get started on getting these people to safety! You fly around and find us a safe area to evacu- or you could just leave! That's good too!"
Even if we ignore Iron Man's questionable superheroics, a lot of people were implicitly slaughtered. We don't see the bodies, because most of the time the focus is on Iron Man fighting off his attackers, but every second spent watching him spout wry witticisms with his charming smile is a second in which innocent people are being gunned down offscreen. Then, for good measure, the drones all explode at the end of the battle, presumably just to ensure that the wounded don't crawl away to safety. Man, who would have thought that Stark's plan of letting his suspicious archrival make a secret presentation at his deadly robotics expo would backfire?

"We're very sorry for the difficulties with that last presentation, visitors. Next up, Professor Razorface's KillSpider Armada!"

What You See
The Enterprise and her fleet respond to a distress call from the planet Vulcan. Upon arrival, they encounter the film's villain, Nero, who wipes out most of the fleet, destroys the planet and kidnaps the Enterprise's captain. Nero then proceeds to attack Earth, but Kirk and the rest manage to stop him in the nick of time.
But Wait a Minute ...
All right, so Spock and the rest pause to mourn the destruction of Vulcan and the death of billions. Only for like, 30 seconds, but it's an action movie and they still have a bad guy to stop. It's understandable.
But what about the fleet that was sent to help Vulcan? Every ship that wasn't named Enterprise just got blown to pieces, with no word of survivors. And since the fleet was made up primarily of cadets and teachers (the regular fleet was too far away to help), our heroes just lost every single one of their colleagues and friends, yet nobody bats an eye. You can't argue that they were just faceless nobodies, either, because we saw some of them earlier in the movie -- like Uhura's green-skinned roommate that Kirk was having kinky interspecies sex with.

"But I had sex with her before she died, so I don't see what the problem is."
Almost the entire population of Starfleet Academy was wiped out in about a minute. That's going to make Kirk and Co.'s return home after the movie awfully depressing, and it certainly puts a damper on the awards ceremony at the end.

"Gee, where is everyone today? Ooh, right ..."
To make matters worse, Nero didn't exactly go down without a fight. The Enterprise stopped him, but not before he started drilling a massive hole into the ground beneath San Francisco Bay. You don't have to be a geologist to understand that having a giant pit blasted into the Earth is bad for the people living in the area, especially if that area is prone to earthquakes.

Like this, except a lot bigger, a lot deeper, on fire and right next to the Golden Gate Bridge.
Between Starfleet losing all its cadets and the likelihood that its San Francisco academy got sucked down into a portal to hell, the upcoming Star Trek sequel should realistically be about Capt. Kirk manning a recruitment station at his old high school for a few hours between bouts of grief-stricken sobbing.








Just saying that Harry Potter 5 ending goes with one of the professors getting ended up in hospital with a deep psychological trauma after being mass raped in the middle of forest by a horde of four legged half-human half-horse creatures at night..
ReplyI just feel like to point it out, since this film has largely accepted to be included in the list of movies you'll likely watch with your families...
The one thing that always bugged me about Tyler's plan in Fight Club, is the nut in question seems to be totally oblivious to the concept of 'off-site backups'.
ReplyI've wondered if it was an explosion for explosion's sake. *shrug*
"What do you mean, 'Why didn't I use the brakes?' What the f**k is a 'brakes'?!"
ReplyGets me every time.
I can't tell if the "Killbots have a preset kill limit" Joke is supposed to be seen as a reference to when Brannigan said that in Futurama, or if they just stole the joke. Either way it works.
ReplyFun fact: If the United States were hit with an EMP (electromagnetic pulse) it would take approximately two weeks for 95%, yes NINETY-FIVE f*****g PERCENT of the population to starve to death.
ReplyThat caption under the Kirk image was so f*****g perfect.
ReplyAbout #6 - Let's not forget that the only device capable of producing an EMP is a nuclear bomb. Setting off one of those in the middle of Las Vegas would certainly kill a ton of people.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesAfter a moment's investigation, it turns out my above comment was incorrect. Sorry, people!
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even if it were true that only a nuke could create and EMP if a nuke is detonated in the high atmosphere it will have no effect other than its EMP so it wouldn't necessarily kill people
I love watching silly people talk about EMPs. Because its like...Its like if you imagined nuclear weapons as firecrackers.
ReplyDo you know how many nuclear weapons we would need to destroy the entire country's power grid? ONE. Just one, at around 400 KM above the earth.
Of course, i'm no genius that should be made clear. I just burned my face because I forgot that steam was hot. My priorities are very weird.
and don't get me started on building #7...
ReplyJust saying in star trek, when nero is using the drill on earth (conveniently right next to star fleet headquarters) why did no one there just use one of the numerous shuttles to at least try and disable it. I mean seriously spock was the only one who thought 'well hmmm maybe i should just shoot this motherfucker' (apparently so). Pretty much anyone with a shuttle and a gun could disable that drill (seriously all it takes is two guns, it wont stop it forever but itll slow it down as seen earlier in the film). But think about it, the earth government didn't have any defense weapons at all to shoot at the drill, you think they would after the Xindi attack in Star Trek Enterprise.
ReplyIn "The Day The Earth Stood Still" he didn't disable planes or hospitals for that very reason.
ReplyNot sure disabling every pilot on the planet for a minute or so would be that devastating. Any plane on autopilot should be fine and I think those that don't would pretty much level off unless the pilot ends up slouched across the controls or something.
ReplySome would definitely go down but people generally don't like acknowledging that more 'skill' goes into the technology.
That's assuming the planes are all cruising. Anything taking off or landing would be in trouble, especially at particularly busy airports.
I wondered that about Star Trek. My friends couldn't figure out why I was freaking out over the entire star fleet academy being completely whipped out. "Dude what's yer issue!?"
ReplyDUDE! That's like the entire school getting wiped out save for, what, the marching band?! Why isn't this a big deal to anyone else?!
Ras Al Ghul would have survived. Because he's Ras Al Ghul...
ReplyWell it looks like he's in the third one...
In the train scene for #2, it was made fairly clear that the brakes were disabled and the train couldn't be stopped. Blowing up the train was the only way to save all of Gotham.
ReplyTo be fair, it doesn't actually say anywhere that Uhura's roommate wasn't aboard Enterprise. In fact, when they're being assigned to ships, she turns and gives Uhura an excited smile, so it's not inconceivable that she was assigned to the flagship.
ReplyOr maybe I just really, really want to see her pull Kirk aside in the next movie and mention that there's "uh, something we should really talk about..."
"Aw, man! Not you too!"
That made me laugh so hard...
Escape from L.A: In order to save the damsel in distress, Utopia, Snake Plisskin using the Sword of Damocles remote to trigger an EMP that shuts down her electric chair moments before she is to be executed. It also shuts down every electronic device on the entire planet, in effect, making this the single greatest act of terrorism in world history by causing the deaths of millions.
ReplyDone by Snake Plissken. So it was inevitable anyway . . .
Shutting down the entire planet was the point, not just saving her. He knew full well what he was doing.
#5: they chased after Iron Man not the citizens.
ReplyNot ALL of them chased after Iron Man.
My favorite part of this article is the when someone at Cracked had to estimate how many people on earth are erotically asphyxiating one another at any given time.
ReplyI don't really think the ending of Batman Begins was an "unseen" consequence. After all, they make it clear, as you said, that the people are still occupying the Narrows, causing havoc. Batman was trying to prevent the entire city from being destroyed: we already knew that the Narrows was "lost."
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