Worst Job Ever: Video Game Sewer Repair
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Lost Odyssey can suck it!
Replygods, this was just epic...
Replytl;dr
ReplyLooking at the sewer maps reminds me of looking at the map in Metroid Prime 2
ReplyI know that feel, bro.
When playing games like Prince of Persia I always wondered how the f**k the guards/general citizenry got around their city. I mean, really? Wall running to get to the store?
ReplyI always wondered the same, you need to press 3 switchs in the ceiling to go to the bathroom? Every day?
It's the mideival equivilancy of the matrix ,essentially
hahahaha more like these, cheesedude!
ReplyWhy does every mansion, cave, sewer, etc. need to be more complex then it has to be?
Replygame designers are sadists
Kudos. Just kudos, dude.
ReplyI remember my good times in sewer in the old country, I give my bravos and happiness to writing cheese man of article
ReplyBwahahahah. You need to write more often.
ReplyOkay I'm severely disappointed in you. No jokes about the point where after turning the lever s**t loads of monsters pop out? Come on man. Every time I play a sewer level that s**t goes down.
ReplyWell, obviously. It's a sewer. s**t is always going down it.
This is so awesome. Too often while playing these levels I have thought how dumb this whole concept was...Why the hell are the sewers so dam complex? Great article.
ReplyI did not expect this article to be as hilarious as it was...
Replysame thought it would be a mario one or something.
I think it's safe to say that... everyone would be happy if John Cheese became an editor.
ReplyYes, everyone would.
I still don't know why the hell he isn't. HIRE THIS MAN. And I, as well.
"I'm not talking to some random guy that stands around in a sewer". I didn't expect this article to be as hilarious as it was.
ReplyI beat my girlfriend and her children whenever I play a game with a Goddamned sewer level, which is pretty much all of them.
ReplyHoly crap! Sounds like you need anger management...!
This was f**king awesome... and I hated myself the entire time.
ReplyI've been making this complaint about Resident Evil for almost a decade.
"Who the f**k would build a house like this?".
I KNOW!
James: Jhon, I need to go to the bathroom
Jhon: Ok, to do that you need to put a black chess queen inside the control panel in the library to open the ladder to the next room.
James: Again???
Oh My God i was laughing through this whole damn thing more please Mr.Cheese!!!
ReplyI can't stop laughing! God I love you Cheese!
Reply*Bwah*! This was beautiful!
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