The Beginning of a Very Confusing Adolescence [COMIC]
Fatawesome is a sketch group from Boston. We've featured a bunch of their videos and have published their webcomics, most recently teaching us How to Freak Out Your Psychiatrist.
You can find more of their videos and comics at Fatawesome.com.
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I hate when people do this and dont bother reading this unless your retarded. Stab who ever makes these
Replylol, i like it, can I post this article to my own blog on POZ-Dating[.]Com ? I have many POZ friends there, I believe they will love this.
I always ask this kind of questions, but no respones here, who can tell me whether I can share this with my POZ friends on POZ-Dating[.]Com ?
Beads. BEES? Beads. BEES? Beads! Oh I thought you said bees.
ReplyThe birds and the bees lol.
ReplyNice illustration.
im sorry but this really isn't very funny. its just stupid. really really stupid.
ReplyNOT THE BEES!!!!.... THEY ARE ALL OVER MY EYES!!!
ReplyThat bird needs some goggles.
KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY!!!
Yeah. Seriously. What the f**k.
Replylol, i like it, can I post this article to my own blog on POZ-Dating[.]Com ? I have many POZ friends there, I believe they will love this.
Reply Hide All See All 6 RepliesI always ask this kind of questions, but no respones here, who can tell me whether I can share this with my POZ friends on POZ-Dating[.]Com ?
Did you really just say POZ 4 times? Your obviously a bot so f**k off.
Studies have shown that telling a bot to f**k off rarely, if ever, works. You know, since they're BOTS.
POZ you guys. POZ.
we meet again bot
poz, poz, poz, seriously?! get a life!
Don't advise the program to get a life, that way does robotic enslavement lie.
Jesus, that third panel's... yeesh.
ReplyLOL
Replykind of depressing
ReplyAnd f**king disturbing.
Extremely so.
a fatawesome comic that didn't make me want to kill myself!
ReplyCelebrate!
made me kinda sick, the last box made me laugh tho
ReplyJust f**king brilliant
ReplyThis comic's comment section proves most people on cracked can't understand a punchline not administered by the punchmaster ;)
ReplyYou mock the punchmaster?!!
*PUNCH*
I don't think it was all that hard to figure out
Reply Hide All See All 7 RepliesAnd why dyu people have to cuss 24/7? Lacking in vocabulary?
Nobody has to CURSE. It just happens to be more fun than sounding like a fragile, bitter old f**k like yourself.
(Incidentally, "24/7" and "cuss" are stunning displays of vocabulary and poetic skill.)
why do some people think that other people using words shows that they somehow lack in vocabulary? are you saying that because you don't like the word for some reason, other people shouldnt be allowed to consider it a word at all?
Yeah, f**k that.
For some people, invective is like a cane to hobble on in the stead of actual words. "I was scared and [bleep]." Or, "I had to get my, uh, [beep]. You know." I'm sure that eventually all descriptors, such as adjectives and adverbs, will be replaced with some hip invective lingo so that no one will ever have to be specific; ever.
Im sure fully half of us could talk like egotistic morons (or lawyers), but it sounds pretty damn sociopathic
Sure. Because using MORE words means you have a limited vocabulary.
Stephen Fry doesn't think it means you're lacking in vocabulary. And you don't f*****g disagree with Stephen f*****g Fry.
THE f**k !
Replyits really graphic, and its playing on the phrase "birds and the bee's" its humorously showing the kids misunderstanding an important subject. The third panel is exaggerating the gore to add more black humor to it! For those f**king idiots who were confused
Reply Hide All See All 4 Repliesthey would assume thats how you sex!
is it not?
It is. You and 24 other boys gangbang a girl until she's dead :P
Black humor? Holy fuck, that's how black people do it? (don't be offended. please.) I honestly can't decide if you meant racism or dark...... kinda scares me.
Can't really decide which is worse, your taste or the "comics" you put out. Hmmm.. the videos suck as well. Er.. most of the articles by the editors too.. well you just suck.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesThan stop reading you ass.
Also, you're an a*****e and no one loves you.
I suddenly feel like searching for a website I don't like just so I can register and bash it.
I hear it's all the rage with the kids these days
You've already sucked it up at everything else you've tried. If you're gonna persist with this webcomics thing, at least learn how to properly convey the intended idea. The third panel is utterly confusing and provides no link to the fourth panel whatsoever. I would assume the kids believe they've just figured out sex, by their line, but there was nothing anywhere else in the comic to indicate that. This is just a random scene of some bee attacking a partridge or some s**t, and then it shows two kids, one of whom speaks. 0 comedic value. D-
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesOkay, so you're an idiot. Right here in the first panel we have a bird, just sitting there doing nothing. Alright, fair enough. Moving on. Second panel, bee aproaches. All human beings from the last century know the phrase "the birds and the bees" so we imediatly think of this. Third panel, eye sting. Fourth panel, swarm and attack. Fifth panel, a smaller version of the fourth panel is occuring just above two children, who have just learned that swarming, raping and murdering is how babies are made. Where's the confusion?
babies are made in horrible gangrape. got it
...or by sweet, sweet eye f**king.
eye-f**king with knives
are you taking notes, d*****t?
Bees don't sting with their faces, pyronic. That's why it's confusing. Its like its making out with its eye and the birds eye starts melting.
eh...
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