How to Freak Out Your Psychiatrist [COMIC]
Fatawesome is a sketch group from Boston. We've featured a bunch of their videos and recently started publishing their webcomic. In this week's update, they show us one of the unexpected job hazards of psychiatry.

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Goddamned awesome line at the end.
ReplyThis made me smile... Childhood therapy made me hate all psychologists with burning passionate rage.
ReplyAre you sure it was the therapy and not the bipolar disorder?
I wanted to be a psychologist when I was in 7th grade. That was also the year 6th sense came out. I abandoned that dream.
ReplyI've tried to lie to my therapist to mess with her, but I just can't do it. I can only lie defensively.
ReplyAren't all lies offensive?
@mcxorro That depends, do you find the following statement offensive: I thought you made a very valid point.
That was quite funny. Now, I must have sacrifice...
Replyno one cares but me but...this is a comic about psyCHOLOGY not psyCHIATRY. a psychologist is a therapist, they talk with you about your life and feelings n s**t. a psychiatrist prescribes psychiatric medication (antidepressants, anti-psychotics, mood stabilizers, antianxiety pills, etc.) there is little personal talk, if any, the focus is on the psych meds- any side effects? any adverse drug interactions? does a dose need to be increased? decreased? how effectively are the meds working? if you are on something that can cause harmful physical imbalances, is your blood test normal and up-to-date?
Reply Hide All See All 9 Repliesthe man in this strip is a psychologist. *steps off soapbox*
Just for the sake of being a douche I'm going to point out that in order for a psycho-pharmacologist to know WHAT to prescribe they need to be in close contact with the therapist handling the patient. This particular session would freak out the patient's Psychiatrist -as well as- his Psychologist. It is never specifically stated in the title that the character in the comic is the Psychiatrist, it is merely implied that this situation would stress out the Psychiatrist handling the patient.
you have just won the dick commenter of this article award
Actually my psychiatrist appointments are basically identical to my counseling appointments both an hour long and both we discuss the same stuff. Very little of my appointments are about medications and how they are working like maybe 5 minutes...so no, that is not always the case...
Dick commenter of the year. Definitely
f*gGAT BETTER NOT B TRYING TO MAKE A CHALLENGE 2 ME OTHERWISE I WILL f**k HIM TILL HE LOVES ME. f*gGAT. BTW ALL U OTHER c**kSUCKERS ARE WRONG
Magil wins! fatality...
Just having taken one semester of psychology from a community college I also noticed that the comic got that pretty wrong.
Also, this sort of Freudian psychoanalysis doesn't tend to happen so much anymore either from what I learned.
Don't worry, fairylover. It bothers me whenever they mix that up, too.
psychologists arent therapists actually they just diagnose.
All tha hate for image quality and funniness is a bit like whoah. I think of this more as a thougt experiment. It wasnt trying to be funny, just ask a crazy question to a brain dude. I know they hear super crazy stuff like i'll kill your face and eat you while you sleep or something similar i guess... but if a brain dude did out of nowhere hear this, it prob would make him go whoah, cool.
Reply Hide All See All 6 RepliesI found it funny, as it presents the brain man with a surprise, he is meant to know the answers. heh "um...please continue" haha you can hear the stress.
In conclusion, read the Dice Man.
That post was so bad I think it gave me cancer.
I kind of enjoyed the terms "brain dude" and "brain man" though
you sir are obviously a genius.
I want this post to have my babies.
Jesus Christ, man.
Whoa, dude, killer post mister typey-guy.
Replyis this a dream?, are you imagining this?... if so... how elaberate! what detail your mind has gotten into to come up with things that dont aply to you at all. like people talking in there house.
what if this isnt even your dream, then that means your the man in the house... its probably not, actualy... its not(or so ive convinced myself) its just too perfect.
Well, i'm a psychiatrist, and my first thought in that situation wouldn't be to run away scared. I'd be thinking: this guy has a borderline/psychopathic personality disorder and it's doing the same thing all the psychopaths do, trying to intimidate.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesIt wouldn't be either funny or scary. Most of the time these kind of people are pathetic, and seldom original.
ummm...calling your patients "pathetic" isn't really....professional..
Pathetic, derived from the latin "pathos", to pity.
I'd say pitying is pretty professional in that line of work.
Being proffesional is keeping it hidden from your patients. Otherwise you can say and think what you damn well please right?
Its just a comic.
3/5 for humor, 1.5/5 for art
Replywould have been a lot better if the artist had more talent than a 13 year old on MS paint
Sure... have a south park avatar and critizise the art, i promise no one will think your a douchebag. oh wait.
fatality! peculiar wins
I lol'd
ReplySo does Cody write for these guys, or what?
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesSo funny that I actually logged in to reply. Cody's so f**king unfunny and so is fatawesome I only read them on accident until I realize what I'm reading is complete s**t
You're entitled to your opinion, but really? It says that Cody and/or Fatawesome wrote it right below the f**king article title. I don't go into bookstores and pick up every single book by Glenn Beck, and then proceed to read them, only to throw them in a rubbish bin when I notice that the last page is signed Glenn Beck.
Dude, Blusky, who actually reads the article authors? Personally, if I want to know who wrote it, I'll go back halfway through and check, or just wait until the second page. I never really pay attention to who wrote it. (This is, of course, an exception; I knew it was fatawesome, but in terms of Cody or anybody else.)
Not a psychiatrist. Psychiatrists prescribe pills to clients. That up there is a Freudian psychotherapist.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesThanks for being unfunny.
^^ That boat sailed long ago. We can at least settle for being accurate.
@styra
big deal. they're all crazy as hell. formerly unpopular kids with low self-esteem who get of on the idea of 'being in control' of their patients and finally having a change of scoring some ass
yet again not true...same topics, same length in both my psychiatrist appointments and counseling appointments...
As lame as that was it was better than the Basic Instructions un-comics.
Reply Hide All See All 6 RepliesGo f**k yourself
I second that, janishewski :P
I thought this was one of their better comics. And most of the Basic Instructions are pretty good.
hur hur i only laugh at dick jokes and sometimes i scratch my ass and sniff it hur
hur hur i only laugh at dick jokes and sometimes i scratch my ass and sniff it hur
Blusky scores a critical hit on MikeBone.
MikeBone stumbles!
Maybe Cracked should just stop posting comics.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesYES.
Hmmmm most of them... I really like the Abnormality ones, but they get updated once every time Cthulhu awakes.
maybe you should just stop clicking the links that say [COMIC].
It's like a f**king warning sign, and yet here you are, complaining.
wat
ReplyThis might have been funny if he'd said it to a total stranger, but a psychiatrist? I get that it's supposed to be a joke and all, but psychiatrists have to put up with crazy people saying even freakier s**t every day; I doubt that something as subjective as a dream would make them want to kill someone.
ReplyThe last panel sort of redeems it, but on the whole it's nothing particularly good.
Way to look way too much into a comic strip. Give this man a gold cookie.
I agree, you have a good point. This comic is completely unrealistic.If it wanted to portray reality,it would be about a stupid c**k-sucking meth head f**k that cant tell the difference between the humor of a lame ass comic strip and the realities of the psychiatric profession you f**king whore.I hope your a patient on the verge of suicide and the response you get for writing such a d*****t post gives you that final push.have a nice day special needs dick :(
I totally mark out whenever I see a new Fatawesome comic has been posted, because I know the comments section is going to keep me entertained for at least a good 10 minutes!
ReplyHell yes I laugh way more every time I read people ripping on fatawesome and Cody than I ever have reading both of them
This could almost be funny, if it were better executed- that is, if you didn't have to read it repeatedly to make sense out of the images.
ReplyActually, I suspect I may only see potential for humour because someone tried to stab someone else in the eye with a pen at comiccon.
You must have pretty low grade level literacy to need multiple reads to understand this comic.
For a third time, this is retarded and I hope the person who made it goes blind.
ReplyThat would explain the artwork.