The 5 Most Shocking Celebrity Twitter Feeds
#2.
Ice-T Really, Really Likes Video Games
You know what's rarer than a double rainbow? A picture of original gangsta Ice-T laughing. Before Ice-T became known for playing po-po on TV, he was Ice-T, the guy who wrote "Cop Killer." And the guy who wrote what is generally considered the very first gangsta rap song, period.
So, it's no wonder that when you think of Ice-T, you think of a serious man doing serious things. And possibly committing some crimes.
Ice is smiling! Savor the moment!
What His Twitter Feed Taught Us:
Ice-T LOVES video games.
Word? Word. Even if you only go back as far as the beginning of September 2010 on his Twitter feed, you'll find no fewer than 98 mentions of the word "game." Dead Rising gets 13 mentions. Try MW2 (Modern Warfare 2) and you'll see eight mentions. Fallout, as in Fallout: New Vegas gets five. Gears 3 gets three.
Ice-T not only tweets extensively about his gaming passion but also interacts with fans over it. And P.S., reading Ice's feed as a nongamer is straight gibberish. Glitches, 140-character reviews, even the tedium of working with those punks at GameStop are fair game for Ice:
Finding out Ice-T is a hardcore gamer would be like discovering Al Capone was a D&D man, which would also be pretty cool if you think about it.
#1.
David Lynch is Not Insane, Builds Furniture
These days, you hear the name "David Lynch" and you think "genius," or "insane" or just Twin Peaks. He's an icon in the film world, both beloved and revered for his unique aesthetic. When we hear the name "David Lynch," we think one thing: Eraserhead baby.
Look at that thing. Look at it. Anyone who's actually seen Eraserhead recognizes this mutant E.T.-looking abortion of a creature as the centerpiece of that sick, sick movie. So, based on that picture above, you'd think that Lynch's feed would be equally opaque, if not high-as-a-kite-Crispin-Glover levels of baffling.
What His Twitter Feed Taught Us:
David Lynch really enjoys carpentry:
Though he occasionally switches it up:
Again with the weekends! What, does this freak have some kind of ... furniture and nice weekend fetish? OK, so maybe he's just a down-to-earth, mild-mannered old man who enjoys nice things.
Though we did find this:
We can't imagine what that is, but we're very afraid that someone died when it happened.
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Can't believe you fell for Tyson's shit. A peace loving Muslim is the equivalent of a knife weilding Christian. Some major assholes are Muslim converts. Peace my ass. Tyson's recent comments about George Zimmerman show he is just as much a nutcase as ever.
ReplyNot Billy Corgan too! Damn, is no one safe from this disease? Lol, though on a serious note, some forms of plastic can be dangerous but they containers are marked with a little triangle symbol with a number inside it to inform you what kind of plastic it is (1-3 usually safe for consumption, 4-7 used more in electronics, etc. i.e don't put it in your mouth) And why do people still believe that chemtrail bullshit?? How would the presence of chemicals or heavy metals in exhaust effect the contrails in any way? Worst part is if you don't agree, then you are just part of the conspiracy..
Replyjust checked out Billy Corgans twitter and he was retweeting Melissa Joan Hart. Man, he has come a long way down.
ReplyChemtrails are NOT contrails.
ReplyYou are NOT sane.
I'm wondering if that Martha Stewart Twitter is the real deal. If not, well, that explains it. If so, that just confirms my long-standing belief that she's two scoops of crazy with a side of coo-coo-cachoo.
ReplyYoko Ono still has the best tweets, hands down.
ReplyIce-T doesn't have enough pull on his own to get a game on release date?
Replyerm...that billy corgan wrestling video that you've linked to is actually from a TNA PPV not WWE
Replyso cracked thinks 'Global Warming' is real then? Cracked thinks Vaccines and government admitted chem-trailing is good for health?
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesThis site just lost all credibility. Comedy, or disinfo?
Nice try, Mr. Corgan. I'm on to you.
Instead of being funny and witty, I'm gonna take the high road and call you a mentally impaired Capuchin monkey. Unless your being sarcastic and your lampooning the typical paranoid american, then just ignore the seething hatred directed at you.
@YOUTHERE: Thumbs up on the "high road" involves calling someone a "mentally impaired Capuchin monkey."
Why is everyone hating on him right now??? Cracked never gives references and their articles are thoroughly entertaining and i read the everyday but I have found 50% to be completly Bull....
"Finding out Ice-T is a hardcore gamer would be like discovering Al Capone was a D&D man, which would also be pretty cool if you think about it."
ReplyYou guys are great.
New goal: Play Al Capone in D&D.
Me me me me me me me.
ReplyThat Snorgtee chick with the trick eye is kinda hot.
ReplyWow, surprised the Lita Ford twitter incident wasn't on here.
ReplyIn that first picture with the blonde gal, did anyone else think that was a penis protruding from her head? Funny, never thought to equate a small turtle with a penis, I always thought armadillos were more penis like....
Replydamn you cracked i have homework to do, yet i still find time to read about twitter a site i have never been to.
ReplyOh come on, Martha Stewart is an old lady, and we all know old ladies have trouble with this newfangled "technology" stuff
ReplyMy brother loves Mike Tyson (for his boxing). I should introduce him to his twitter...
ReplyI've always suspected Martha Stewart had a drinking problem. This pretty much confirms it.
ReplyMike Tyson is a character. I watched him on Ellen today and he was just raving about how much Charles Darwin contributed to the pigeons. He might be a little off his rocker, but he seems nice enough and he sure mixes it up, lol....
ReplyIce-T is awesome. Period. Someone should give him an award for something, and then name an award after him that they give to people for being awesome. Also, Al Capone being a D&D fan would probably warrant a nomination for the aforementioned award.
Ice T does have an award named after him... It's called Iced Tea, for copyright reasons
I always thought Tyson was pretty vocal about his Islamic beliefs. After fights he would shout "praise to Allah" and other stuff like that to the interview people.
ReplyMe too, maybe there's something else he's doing to earn gung-ho status? I always thought Islam was all or nothing from the get-go.