How to Deal With Jealousy [COMIC]
Basic Instructions is a twice weekly updating web comic that offers absurd advice on how to live your life. Some of those updates will be happening here on Cracked.
Previously Scott has taught us How to Fix Health Problems With Positive Thinking [COMIC] and How to Spot a Bad Guy in a Movie.
why someone can post this article on POZ-Dating[.]Com? is it legal? any answer? You guys don't care? I think it only blongs to CRACKED, Not POZ-Dating[.]C0m or any other fu*king sites
ReplyA non-spam comment! I loved this one, very nice.
Replylmao :)
ReplyMy strength is the ability to look down at all of you and know that I'm better merely because I have a higher I.Q. and thus am capable of understanding the humor behind these comics.
ReplyNow that I think about it maybe my only skill is at being a troll and laughing manically.
Mwaahahahahahaha!!!
P.S. Three or more exclamation points are a sure sign of insanity according to Piers Anthony.
guffaw.
Well at least it made sense, unlike 90% of the previous ones.
ReplyThe first panel was okay. Then down hill.
ReplyAdmittedly, the corners of my mouth did raise slightly to this one. Either he's improving, or I've developed a twitch. Still feels pretty damn lifeless, though.
ReplyYou and I are one and the same.
Speaking of people who aren't good at anything: Scott Meyer!
ReplyThese comics suck...we need more Perspective Man
Reply Hide All See All 6 RepliesThese comics suck... we need more perspective, man.
I think you missed the point
Preparing to not give a f**k.
"Yeah I don't really see the point."
f**k not given.
Bah, Omnipresent Man would kick Perspective Man's ass any day of the week.
Honestly, I don't think you people are seeing it properly.
I think if you really have to 'see' it properly...then it's not well done
buckaroo banzai ftw. also, basic instructions is good, keep it coming.
ReplyThe last panel made it worth reading.
ReplyI think there's two options one should do if they are jealous of someone. Stop caring. Or kill said person.
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesWhat about stealing their identity?
I prefer that latter. Knock on their door with a silenced M9 and bury the body in the desert.
Why would you bury a body in the desert? It seems shifty to me.
I agree... Identity theft, James Woods style.
LOL, FatCorgi...
It's getting good, keep at it.
ReplyThis is s**t..
ReplyWeird thing is, I was listening to Driven By You by Brian May when I opened this comic.
ReplyI was watching RoboCop when I opened this comic.
Still great. Less dry than his other comics, hopefully that will placate the people who refuse to allow different types of humor in their life.
ReplyWhat, that the comic was less dry than usual or your commenting on it?
Buckaroo Banzai is one of the finest films ever to grace our theaters/VHSes/DVDs/Netflix. I am very pleased to see it mentioned.
ReplyTeam New Jersey!
You, like, totally forgot to mention p2p, dude, get yourself Banzaied, for Buckaroo's sake!
"Is it complaining?"
Replylol
I didn't laugh but I do like how the one character is breaking the forth wall by looking into the camera in panels two and three.
Reply Hide All See All 5 Replies"Looking into the camera."
Oh you...
he's not, though
If you go through three forth walls do you run into the fourth wall?
NERD TIEM
When you look at the average room in a TV show, there are three visible walls. The fourth wall is the wall that the audience looks through. Hence, when a character references the audience looking through the wall, he breaks it.
Even a broken clock is right twice a day, so NERD TIEM works for me.
I hereby make a motion to remove the comments section from Cracked. I would also like to enter an addendum to my motion stating that Marilyn Manson should play the Riddler in the next Batman movie. Can I get a second?
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesNo!
I almost agree with you there. Almost. I still agree with the first part if it means never seeing the second part again. Also f**k you.
You can get a second in that I do not agree with EITHER (two, if you follow me here...) of your propositions.
I mean, you don't like the comment section? Why don't you go somewhere else then, as so many will surely jump in to advise? (Just not me, I will not jump in to advise...) By the by, this comment also qualifies as a second... two seconds out of one commenter, how much more do you want? (No, don't get sloppy on me...)
I actually miss that guy that was doing those comments...was it you?