How to Wallow in Unbridled Hedonism [COMIC]
Basic Instructions is a twice weekly updating web comic that offers absurd advice on how to live your life. Some of those updates will be happening here on Cracked.
Previously Scott has taught us How to Fix Health Problems With Positive Thinking [COMIC] and How to Spot a Bad Guy in a Movie.
A masterpiece
ReplyThis was terrible.
ReplyThis is my favorite basic instructions comic so far.
ReplyWTB more Perspective man
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ReplyI love how buying Baltic Avenue is considered hedonism. I'm a hedonist.
ReplyAhh, wallowing in unbridled remorse. I call these 'mornings'.
ReplyAhmen, brother.
amen
not ahmen
how dare you change the spelling to force me to hear your pronunciation!
wallowing in unbridled remorse?
Replybrilliant.
Hey That one guys Kane from command and conquer!
ReplyNah it's Yuri from Red Alert 2. He really himself go though.
These ad fiends are getting out of control!Cracked needs to hire an assasin or two.
ReplyHoly crap so many robots!!!
ReplyCracked was right. The apocalypse is nigh.
yes, the apocalypse is nigh.. and it's selling me shoes
Either these are starting to grow on me, or they are getting funnier.
ReplyEither way, I enjoyed this one.
Wow.
ReplyWhen I read the title, I thought it meant the computer language where you use cls, echo on, echo off, PRINT,etc.;)
ReplyBrilliant! This is truly THE most uproariously hilarious comic in all literary history! I was forced to embed a metallic salad fork deep within my upper thigh in order to compose myself enough to post this comment. Volumes of joyous tears of merriment streamed down my giddy cheeks as I rolled upon the carpet in convulsive laughter time and again. Cracked, I beseech you, forgo publishing all other articles, comics and photo-contests. Your entire site should consist only of these epic works of art. Well done, Master Scott. I nearly dampened my trousers when reading your comic! Your Pulitzer Prize awaits you!
Reply Hide All See All 7 RepliesIn closing, all those who disagree with me I hereby declare to be h**osexual.
Yur a idiot!!! This comic sux!! And I aint no h**o neether U are
I love you.
StUdMan69: you may be surprised to learn that I am in general agreement with you. I apologize for lacking sufficient linguistic skills to convey that message in terms more suited to your intellectual level. But, alas, I am, as you say, an idiot. Google "sarcasm" please.
And apparently Ganymede loves you.
Unfortunately you have used the word rules outside of the nineties, and therefore automatically fail.
Chill out, lameo.
FREE OJ. HE AINT DO IT
Anyone who hates these comics needs to go onto his website and read his comic on the Universal Comeback. If you still think he isn't funny, than you don't think he's funny at all.
Reply Hide All See All 4 Replies"If you still think he isn't funny, than you don't think he's funny at all."
If your name is WillGraham, than your name is WillGraham.
If chuck norris enters your house to kill you, he came to kill you
Than, dude... than he came to kill you.
s**t, he came to kill you then.
lol, i also want to disregard the consequences!!
ReplyI enjoy these comics. They make me laugh. Ha ha.
ReplyI'm buying Baltic Avenue, and I don't care who knows it, baby!
ReplyThat made me lol. These comics keep getting better.
Damn ye, CONSEQUENCES
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