5 Cheap Magic Tricks Behind Every Psychic
I got into magic at the age of five. I stopped thinking psychics were real at the age of five-and-a-half. Mainly because most of them were doing tricks I had just read in the colorful magic book I had bought for three dollars the week before.
Somehow these people had been able to turn the sentence "Here's a neat trick that will amuse your family and friends" into "Here's a way to pretend you have God-like powers and convince crowds of credulous and needy people to give you their money." For them, that three dollar book certainly paid for itself.

If you want to follow their lead, allow me to present five things you must do if you want to use your cheap magician skills to convince the world you have real psychic powers.

There's an old adage that goes, "If it goes up, it's a trick. If it goes across, it's real." Basically it means the more impressive a trick looks, the less convinced most people will be that it's real.
For example, if a magician makes a crumpled ball of paper float up a meter into the air, do somersaults and then float back down, the audience knows there is obviously invisible thread or some other nefarious gimmick in use. If however, a psychic stares at the crumpled up paper ball for two minutes, straining to summon all of their psychic powers and then finally it moves three inches across the table, they figure it must be the real deal.

Of course, according to the laws of physics, making a ball of paper move one inch with the power of thought is exactly as impossible as making the entire Statue of Liberty disappear. This is based on a principal of magic called "the too perfect theory." It means deliberately weakening a trick to make it more believable. For example, if a magician is going to pretend to be psychic and predict three headlines that will appear in the next day's newspaper, then seal the predictions in an envelope to be revealed after the events, they will almost always deliberately get one wrong.
Predicting only two of the three correctly makes them seem suitably psychic and amazing, while not crossing the boundary that will make people suspicious. Kind of like when a kid cheats on a test, he'll always get a couple of answers intentionally wrong to throw the teacher off the scent.
Here, Nina Kulagina demonstrates beautifully how moving a salt-shaker half an inch will drive a bunch of scientists crazy:
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If you can be seen doing it in grainy black and white footage instead of a glitzy Vegas stage surrounded by tigers and half-naked show girls, it also helps add a little bit of credibility. So remember, less is more when it comes to trying to appear psychic. Which brings us to another important point:

Diversity in the psychic trade will kill you. Find one trick you can do quite well and milk the hell out of it. Do it to death. Psychics with more than three tricks rarely make it big! Consider the most famous names of psychic history:
Uri Geller:
Spoon-bending, spoon-bending and more spoon-bending. And occasionally he'd duplicate a sealed-up picture for you.

If you had incredible psychic powers that could change the course of science and history how would you use them?
How about bending cutlery?
The Fox Sisters:
These girls started the whole spirit summoning phenomenon in the mid-1800s--and made Cracked's list of The Ballsiest Con Artists of All Time--but their trick was simple. They made ghost rapping noises by cracking their toes, and tying an apple to a string and banging it on the floor.
Based on only that, their home in New York was swarmed by people wanting to speak to the spirits, and the girls would gladly repeat this trick for anyone who asked. That's right; "psychic medium" John Edward would likely not have a career if it wasn't for two girls banging an apple against a bed.

Dr. Henry Slade:
After the Fox sisters made spiritualism big and the craze made its way to Europe, Henry Slade provided physical evidence from beyond with a trick involving two chalk board slates, the kind school kids used to write on. The participant would be asked to think of a question for the spirits. The slates would be placed together, some scratching sounds would be heard, the slates would be separated and a suitably vague Magic 8-Ball style answer would be written on the slates in chalk.

Though a well known magic trick nowadays, this made Slade a small fortune. By the way, there's no evidence "Dr." Henry Slade was actually a doctor, so he is one of a long line of entertainers that figured out when you have the title "Dr." in front of your name, no matter how ridiculous what you're saying is, people will still believe you.

James Hydrick:
Hydrick shot to fame in the early 1980s with an eerie psychic ability to move pencils along a table with his mind. He would then psycho-kinetically turn the pages of a phone book. It's pretty clear to any beginning magician how he moved these items--he blew on them. Skeptic James Randi eventually busted Hydrick, exposing his one trick. In fairness though, Hydrick could do this trick really, really well.
Again, you see how they all kept the previous rule in mind, and how really modest these tricks are. If James Hydrick had made the pencil move, then float, then dance a jig, not a single person would have believed him (OK, maybe I'm being optimistic here).
So pull out an old magic book, find a trick and do that trick over and over again till someone believes it's real.

OK, so you've got your one trick and you've made sure it doesn't stretch credibility too far. This is the trick you'll be taking around the world. Eventually, if you get famous enough, someone will try and bust you on it, by telling the world, "He's not moving the pencils with his mind, he's just freaking blowing on them!" Therefore it's crucial that, even though you only have one trick, you have more than one method of doing it.
For example, when James Hydrick went on That's Incredible in 1981 to show off his pencil-moving trick, the host was sure he had caught on to Hydrick's method, and he had (i.e. Hydrick was blowing on the pencil).

Sorcerer!
So then Hydrick offered to do the trick again, with the host's hand positioned over his mouth. From there, Hydrick simply repositioned the pencil right on the edge of the table, and used the air from the movement of his hands as they passed over the pencil to move it. Still a very simple method, but because it was not the one the host was looking for, Hydrick completely befuddled him, to the point that the show declared Hydrick genuine.
Skeptics often make this mistake, debunking the psychic by saying, "He's just ______________!" where the blank is just one specific method of doing the trick. This is perfect for someone like the spoon-bending Uri Geller, because, as far as I can see, he has several methods, some weaker than others, some using misdirection and some using gimmicked spoons.

In fact, it actually works better when one method has been debunked, thus giving you an audience who thinks they know how the trick is done. They're now "half-smart"--they know just enough to make themselves easier to fool. By doing trick another way (that precludes the technique they're looking for), you're using their knowledge against them.








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You forgot the third example where the person does the spamming and then they go out with the love of their life the next and live happily ever after.
If Stewart died, how do you know he heard a noise?
It's 11 here, still no death.
Naw, the saddest part (sadder than the fact that there are no real psychics EVER) is that some people still claim that there is such a thing as psychic/paranormal phenomenon and/or there are psychic/paranormal people. One man, Jaime Licauco from the next-to-Japan-in-ghosts-and-shit-things Philippines, believe in telekinesis, reincarnation, ghosts in goddamn pictures, etc. He clearly be-loves Uri Geller, psychic surgeons and people who buy his books, attend his private workshops, or whatever you wanna call them, and listens to his radio show. He has a love-hate thing with photoshop.
ReplyYou people may laugh at those people who actually believe in talking to ghosts and telekineshits, but there are lots of them here in my country. Coincidentally, more than 90% of Filipinos are Christians.
Dude, you're only pissed because nobody will pay you to bend spoons.
Nah, I think he's pissed, as I am, that in this world, there are people who get paid to bend spoons.
It looks like the lady is moving stuff with the gravitational pull of her boobs and the pained expression of her face, lol. I´ve done that too, but with guys, so I guess I don´t qualify as kinetic.
ReplyBoobs are the most hypnotic tool ever. Add an orgasmic expression and guys will do anything. Like become your slave and buy you stuff.
Aaaand... I make lots of women have sex with me simply by talking to them. Whose power seems more incredible? And which statement makes the them sound like more of a douche?
The saddest part about all this is that if someone actually WERE psychic (not implying the existence or possibility of such), all these guys would totally ruin it for them.
ReplyNaw, the saddest part is how thoroughly this demonstrates that there are no real psychics out there. Because with such a large portion of the population primed and ready to believe thanks to all these guys, at least one of the real psychics would decide they wanted a nice big real-psychic-sized slice of the psychic cash pie. "John Edwards? What a phony." people would be saying. "Teresa Jones, real psychic, had my dearly departed grandmother tell me where my senile grandpa kept his secret stash of McDonald-Douglas stock certificates."
The three types of believers apply to magicians, as well. Well, moreso mentalists. Case in point, look up Derren Brown. Spectacular illusionist and mentalist, and a proponent of the skeptic movement, and people *still* insist he's 1) psychic or 2) using a bunch of psychological trickery, even when he isn't. Pretty amazing stuff, however. Seriously. Look him up. He actually had a rather well done interview with Richard Dawkins a while back.
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If only I'd posted my reply BEFORE your comment. Now, THAT would have been impressive!
By predicting the future, I am changing it, but yes I will have sex with you. Damnit, precognition ruins everything.
Article is misnamed; these are not "magic tricks."
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The way James Hydrink was discovered was by placing little pieces of paper around the book he was supposed to turn the pages of. If he was genuine the page would move, not the pieces of paper. If he was blowing into the page the little pieces of paper would move too. Once the little pieces of paper were placed he knew he was screwed. It was James Randi's idea. I've seen the video on YouTube.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesThe Amazing Randi strikes again. I also love how he collaborated with Johnny carson to expose Uri Geller And Peter Popoff although they sprung back like weeds. Some people really want to believe this s**t.
Randi himself is nothing but a huckster who hides behind having the "final say" of his million dollar payout. So despite the fact people have stumped him, he still calls them fake.
Google Randi phone sex tapes for the time Randi got caught making dirty talk on the phone to a couple of teenage boys. He's got three different stories about how it happened.
Good article
ReplyDamn, Pete, you suck at writing. Your sentences began to rapidly decay part way through, must have been a late night for the last bit.
ReplyYour mom has had a late night for the last bit.
It's been the same throughout human history. When most people see something they cannot understand, it's much easier to attribute it to the supernatural than to think about a technological or natural cause. This accounts for all religions, psychics, and other scam artists like "Dr." Phil and "Dr." Laura.
Reply Hide All See All 6 RepliesWait? People who lived with death every day didn't know that dead men don't come back to life?
*yawn*, one more of the 'religion is just something stupid people use because they don't understand science'. dude, at least bother to actually learn something about religion. you are obviously just one of those idiots who *think* they have it all figured out and then are completely flabbergasted when the magician uses a slightly other trick.
Actually clytamnestra, slrman is exactly correct, learn something about the history of religion yourself and it should become clear that this is how religion is generally born. A lot of people say it because it is an obvious truth. The reason that people believe in religion now is more complicated, as there are many psycological factors, but this is clearly where religion originated; the need to explain things which people were otherwise incapable of understanding.
Even if slrman was wrong about that, nothing he said indicates that he would fit into the category you described. If he was incorrect, why would that belief imply that he would be confused by not being able to explain something with science? In fact it implies just the opposite, it implies the understanding that even if we are incapable of explaining something with the limited information we might have about it at the time - and with our own personal level of understanding - this doesn't mean that there isn't a sensible explanation. Do you understand now why what you said is stupid?
eliasav, ever actually read the bible before? No, I didn't think so.
Yeah, BeardofCortes, because we all know the bible is a factual encyclopedia with all the answers. Think for yourself much? No, didn't think so.
I personally think people believe nowadays because they need to find some meaning to their lifes. There's people who can live thinking life is just some random, lucky coincidence (as the entire universe, it would seem), and there's people who needs to think life has some kind of ultimate purpose.
Please note, I'm not endorsing any of these two views, althought being on the first group, I may be biased against the second.
It wasn't the host of the show that figured out Hendrick, it was the Amazing Randy. He was guest skeptic for the show. Tough to fool a great (or Amazing if you prefer) magician on old parlour tricks!
ReplyYes the frauds can all smell out their own.
AWESOME! Didn't the amazing Randy tour with Alice Cooper in the 70's?
Stage hypnotism is fake too. Yet, people believe that garbage. Remember, ANY time you see a stage hypnotist at a college show/comedy club. It's for entertainment purposes ONLY. Meaning, it's a total scam.
Reply Hide All See All 7 Repliesno your wrong...hypnotism is actually real but you have to be completely willing to do it
If you have to be completely willing to be hypnotized, then when on stage, you are simply playing the confederate with the hypnotist to fool the audience. The only control the hypnotist exerts is giving you the actions you must perform to convince others that hypnotism is real.
Having been hypnotised on stage I can say it's very very bizarre. You're aware of what you're doing at all times (people not remembering it afterwards is bulls**t generally arising from the fact they've done something embarrassing and wish they didn't remember it). It's kind of like being very very drunk but without being drunk at all. You become very suggestible and prepared to do things that 'seemed logical at the time' that ordinarily you simply wouldn't. (I thought I had a pet sheep the hypnotist was going to kill among other things... Check him out btw his names Tony Lee and whether you believe in it or not it's still f**king funny) To this day I couldn't tell you why I did the things I did but at the time I honestly believed I had no choice in it (and I did go in there being somewhat sceptical about the whole thing)
At my uni I saw several of my friends being hypnotised. But as ThaDuKe42 says you have to be willing. Out of the ten people who took part two failed to be hypnotised. The actual hypnosis took about half an hour. Not just saying "Sleep".
I got "hypnotised" once, it didn't actually work on me, I don't know if it was something I did wrong, or whatever, but I didn't want to be a bad subject, so I just acted out what the guy was saying. He told us he was invisible, but I could totally see him, and pretended I couldn't.
Actually, several of my friends have been hypnotised in front of me. They said they knew what they were doing, but they couldn't really control themselves. Then the guy tried to hypnotise me, and I just glared at him until he gave up. Guess I wasn't willing enough...
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my guess would be that that's actually extremely common. so common in fact that hypnotists count on people not wanting to spoil the fun or to admit there is something wrong with them and so they all play along. even telling their buddies afterwards how great it felt, just because they don't want to be the one strange kid (and being completely unaware the other kids are telling the exact same lie). any mentalist will tell his audience that if it doesn't work on you than that's because there's something wrong with you, because you don't 'believe'
The only way to know that something is real is if it contains two opposing forces that are proclaimed to always be false.
ReplyPsychic Pro-Wrestling!
I LOVE this idea.
Sadly I've seen this. Worse, it was in GLOW, it was so painful to watch.
yeah, so if like that John Edwards guy is such a great psychic and stuff how come he didn't know he wasn't going to end up vice president and s**t and his baby mama was going to rat him out? Huh? That's what I want to know. What? Oh. Never mind.
Reply Hide All See All 4 Repliesnot John Edwards the politician, John Edward the "psychic," it's two different people with the same name. There's even a picture of him in the article, so you either though that Edwards has a special psychic costume, or have absolutely no idea what he looks like.
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i think he alluded to that by the 'What, o never mind', at the end. but a good troll doesn't need to add hints like that because he is more than satisfied when ppl react accordingly
oh, does the troll need a hug? unless you only skim people's comments to look for an excuse to call someone a moron, you might want to work on your sarcasm detector.
f**king idiot.
lol soup-on-a-stick
"Kind of like when a kid cheats on a test, he'll always get a couple of answers intentionally wrong to throw the teacher off the scent." Dammit! It never occurred to me to do such a thing!
Reply Hide All See All 3 Repliespeople like you piss me off 'cause it's after that when the teacher always changes the test
I actually had one teacher accuse me of cheating *because* I answered a few questions wrong. But that's just because I'm the kind of nerd that takes stellar and galactic astronomy for an easy A.
I once had a busybody TA who accused me of plagiarism because I came up with an "unsourced" - otherwise known as "original" - idea.
I saw Penn and Teller a couple days ago playing here in Mesa, and they know - for sure - that these people are just pulling the same tricks that they learned. . . Psychics just go off of bulls**t...
ReplyI DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY. IT'S ALL REAL. NONE OF YOU PEOPLE HAVE A HEART.
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesAND ITS EVEN MORE REAL IN CAPS.
CRUISE CONTROLLLLLL!
I WILL ALSO USE ALL CAPS TO EMPHASIZE A POINT NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT.
OHH s**t OHH s**t OHH s**t! *swerves*
LEARNED AN IMPORTANT LESSON TODAY, EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL GOTTA STEER.
Apology accepted. Don't do it again.
This was the s**ttiest article I've seen on here. It looks like you just scrambled to put something together last minute. Wasn't even funny OR informative.
Reply Hide All See All 10 RepliesNo, it was pretty informative.
So how's being a b***h working out for you?
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She's probably doing aswell at being a b***h as she is at being satan's mildly retarded whore.
But yeh she's hot, Satan likes it that way.
Let's say you're right (you're not). Why don't we just make our way to some of your articles. What's that? Oh, you don't have any posted. You think you can do a better job? If yes, I'd like to read it. Otherwise, stop b***hing. Cunt.
Actually that was a very useful guide to start a career in bulls**t.
But maybe you know too much about bulls**t as you're profile picture looks like you're smelling the s**t of a bull who just bullshat on your bull-like s**tfaced face.
A/S/L?
'Hot.' Let's look at this, she has a blurry, slightly pixelated picture where you can hardly make details out. Yeah, that's called covering up obvious flaws to look better. In example, fat girls cropping out certain parts and looking up so they don't look quite as fat. Furthermore, where are your eyes? All I can really see are black splotches. Excessive makeup ftw?
way to feed the trolls guys
@itscometothis, for some reason b***h is bleeped in your comment, but c**t isn't. Interesting...
I didn't care if this article wasn't funny, it's still a good and simple article to expose these psychic frauds.
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