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Kids, like adults, love it when bad things happen to bad people. So Disney movies always make sure the villain gets what they've got coming to them in the end. And, sometimes, Disney gives them what they had coming, and then way, way more. Here are seven Disney villains who got dispatched in (sometimes literally) gut-wrenching ways sure to keep the kiddies up for many nights. #7.
Ursula, from The Little Mermaid
Ursula is a sea witch, which any marine biologist will tell you means "eight-legged obese Mermoctopus." After the movie's heroine Ariel meets Prince Eric (Eric? Really Disney?), she decides that she absolutely must become human, probably due to the limitations of human/mermaid sex.
The evil Ursula gives her a set of legs and lungs in exchange for her voice. Being an evil bitch, Ursala makes the trade at the bottom of the ocean. Ariel becomes human and almost drowns, barely managing to make it to shore, and Ursula, who's somehow a heavy smoker, cackles raspily because she totally saw that shit coming. What a bitch. How She Died: Near the end of the movie, Ursala blackmails king Triton into giving her the Magical Trident, the "One Ring" of The Little Mermaid. This allows her to transform into a giant, super Ursula that controls the weather.
The Prince, deciding that he's had quite enough of this shit, steers his ship through a whirling vortex of doom and freaking impales Ursula right through the gut.
For whatever reason, this causes lighting to strike her for an effective electro-stab combo. If they'd only stuck an explosive in her mouth, they would have covered the shark-kills from all four Jaws movies.
She screams in agony and falls back into the ocean, the saltwater and electricity searing through the massive open wound in her belly and charring her huge, exposed intestines (that last part is implied but not shown). The horror of this fresh in everyone's mind, the king gets his Trident back, and makes everyone happy and everything better somehow. Is there no problem a large-scale impalement can't solve? #6.
Scar, from The Lion King
Scar is King Mufasa's brother. He not only conspired against and subsequently killed his own brother, but tried to kill his nephew and (presumably) boned his late brother's wife. This is the sort of thing that goes on all the time among lions, but nobody makes a fuss until the lions start talking.
How He Died: When the fully grown Simba finally returns from his frolicking adventure with the comedy relief, he returns, likely hoping for some kind of peaceful resolution. Scar is having none of it, despite that fact that he's an old rag next to Simba.
After the longest, least sexy catfight we've ever seen, Scar is thrown from the cliff and finds himself in front of his hyena minions. The very same hyena minions he just sold out to Simba a few moments before. The heyenas question his leadership skills, and quit their jobs, leaving Scar to think about what he's done. Oh wait, no they actually tear him to shreds. The lesson: Never insult a Hyena. Fun fact: Hyena's jaws are strong enough to crush bone. We of course have no way of knowing which part of Scar's body their teeth ripped through first, so we're forced to assume it was his dick. #5.
Shan-Yu, from Mulan
Shan-Yu is a Mongolian warlord. The movie says very little about where he came from, but, judging by the eyes, we're going to assume he's a distant Mongolian relative of Darth Maul. How He Died: Mulan, who the movie repeatedly demonstrates is the single competent human being in China, follows Shan-Yu alone, eventually climbing onto the roof to set up an elaborate trap. Shan-Yu uses his Mongolian ninja powers to jump through the roof right next to her.
Using her fan, Mulan manages to pull the sword out of his hand in a move that makes Bruce Lee look like a white belt. Just as Mulan is about to kill Shan-Yu, the assistant producer reminds her that this movie needs a G rating. So, she stabs her sword into the ground and kicks him instead. Our bloodlust looks like it's going to go woefully unfulfilled. But wait!
It's Deus Ex Machina, the friendly dragon, come to help her! He fires a rocket the size of Texas, strong enough to lift the 600-lb man off his feet and torpedo him into a building crammed full of miscellaneous fireworks. Kapoosh. So basically, it's the ludicrously violent death from Naked Gun, only instead of being played for laughs, it's the climax of a kids movie. Burning chunks of Mongolian fall from the sky, always kept barely off-camera or behind an explosion, as everyone below celebrates. Happy days, indeed.
#4.
Clayton, from Tarzan
Clayton is a hunter who visits Tarzan's neck of the woods. Everything from the red scarf to the tiny-ass mustache gives off clear douchebag signals. He's the neighbor your father used to hate. Worse, he turns out be a hunter of gorillas (not actually legal) and he shoots Tarzan's adopted daddy to death. How He Died: When it comes to jumping around trees in the jungle and swinging from vines, nobody can beat Tarzan, though we suppose a freaking double-barreled shotgun that doesn't need reloading doesn't hurt your cause. Having failed to learn the lessons of history and the first two Rambo films, Clayton decides his superior weaponry is all he needs to fight Tarzan on his own turf.
The struggle ends up with Clayton suspended over a cliff, tangled up in vines. He starts hacking away at everything, save for the vines that are tightening around his neck which, quite frankly, we would have started with. Finally, he cuts one vine too many and they can't support his weight. Vines still around his neck, he falls... Lightning strikes, revealing the shadow of his dangling, lifeless corpse. Clayton snapped his neck on the vines and he is left hanging there, his big swollen tongue hanging out, his eyes bulging, and the contents of his bowels slowly making their way down his trouser leg.
Or he died from exposure after hanging there for two or three days. Either way, what the hell Disney? |
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McCleach. Eaten by crocodiles after being knockeed off a cliff and, if i remember right, savaged by an eagle...
You know I thought Ursula's was the most gruesome death Disney handed down, at least on this list. Frollo seemed more fitting than gruesome: the entire movie focused on him trying to send his enemies to Hell but instead the fate befalls him. Also the most terrifying Disney death is Davy Jones from the 3rd Pirates of the Caribbean movie: he impaled somebody, got the crap beaten out of him by his coral-covered father and then got his heart stabbed. Remember, it's still Disney.
Also I totally agree with that Gaston thing: if you do have your arch-enemy at death point just kill them. They're always going to try to get rid of you anyway, just kill them!
horny bastard frollo
I have a few terrifying deaths that are often overlooked.
Jafar from Aladdin, specifically the second movie. After being tormented to electric shocks which show his skeleton, he basically explodes, but more on a cellular level. At least that's how I saw it.
Also, from the third movie, that guy with the claws(can't remember his name; shame, since he was pretty kickass). His body was petrified into gold.
The Horned King from The Black Cauldron(very underrated movie btw). He had his entire freaking skin removed, right down to the bone, before being sucked into the Black Cauldron.
Oogie Boogie from The Nightmare Before Christmas. After Jack took Boogie's sheet off, causing his "guts" to fall apart, his "brain" was crushed by Santa.
Yeah, I used to love Disney movies. But, nobody makes 2D animation anymore. Or at least not well. I kinda miss The Lion King. Although the Little Mermaid is not missed at all. Cool article, if a bit weird.
Also The Hunchback of Notre Dame is the only Disney movie I'm actually embarrassed to watch with my parents. I always remember it got a "contains sexual scenes" stamp in my local TV magazine.
I don't care what 99% of the posts below say but I f*****g love Disney. Actually I watched Mulan just this evening - it has a fist-pumping testosterone-dripping training montage to rival Rocky or Team America or something. The traditional 2D animation makes me totally nostalgic, it's filled with so much more character than anything Pixar of High School f*****g Musical has done.
On the subject of traumatising events, I always thought the demise of Hades (can't really called it a death since he's a God, and therefore as Hercules teaches us, immortal) was the creepiest - dragged down into the depths of a murky green river by the glowing corpses of the dead.
"the best melodramatic song in any Disney movie ever"
Amen brother, Amen.
i think ur taking the deaths a little too seriously. death is gruesome sometimes, but they don't show the kids. and most kids wouldn't think about the remains of the body afterwards anyway
True, I'd forgotten that. But they never got far into China, and at the time of Attila they were centralized in Europe, near Hungary.
Well, RileyHart, since you apparently know so f*****g much about the Huns you should know they come from Central Asia. They later moved to the Europe.
Pretty funny T.C, stating a historical fact, and then making another based on a cartoon.
@ jasonvorhees
what a Dbag. grade A Dbag.
get a f****n life.
scar looks darker than the rest of the lions
'"What is this, some kind of sandwich with words on it?"'
I laughed so hard.
Actually, Shan-Yu was a Hun. From Hungary. Most likely modeled after Attila. Who never f*****g reached China. The closest he got was touching India. Besides being bloodthirsty and racist, Disney doesn't understand history, either. This probably helped with the racism (i.e, Anonymous employee: "Why do we hate the blacks again?" Walt: "You know the death of Jesus? Yeah, they were behind that. And all wars ever.")
Also, Phoebus never raped Esmerelda. He did continually try to seduce her, even though he was engaged (not married with kids). Frollo was a priest and did try to rape her twice (never succeeded). Esmerelda didn't actually seduce anyone either; she was extremely naive and virginal. Also, she technically wasn't a Gypsy. She was kidnapped by Gypsies as a baby and raised by them.
PalinIsNotaMILF, "Hellfire" does appear on the "Hunchback of Notre Dame" soundtrack. I own it.
"Disney is wrong. In the movies they say that evil never wins. In real life its the exact opposite - the good die young and the pricks live forever. Jesus, Ghandi, Malcolm X, JFK, RFK, Martin Luther King, and so on."
Gandhi was NOT that young. And if you watch South Park he was clearly in hell.
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No, McLeach was such a badass that he fought off the crocs. He died because the river he landed in had a tide that ultimately washed him off a waterfall.