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The Worst Day Ever (As Seen Through An Email Inbox)

By Jason Roeder, Mike Sacks, Ted Travelstead, Todd Levin November 15, 2008 223,801 views
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Every Saturday we have our favorite writers fill in for us. Occasionally that's sort of an ass-kissy way to introduce some guy we've never heard of, but today we totally mean it. Mike Sacks has written for Esquire, GQ, The New Yorker, Time, Vanity Fair and other magazines. He works at Vanity Fair and used to write Radar Magazine's top 100 lists with Todd Levin, Jason Roeder and Ted Travelstead. Today Mike and company offer up an inbox full of subject lines so horrendous they might put you off this electronic-mail thing forever.


Check out more from Mike at mikesacks.com

... from Todd at toddlevin.com

... from Jason at jasonroeder.com

... and from Ted on his YouTube page.



Rapefest!!!

2/17/2009 10:24:15 PM
vercotti

lol almost as awesome as decorating your thanksgiving turkey with plastic spiders: http://tinyurl.com/6gwzwj

11/25/2008 2:48:08 PM
LanitaBonita

ROFLSTOMPED

11/23/2008 7:39:49 PM
jlbuttz

And now someone has access to my email. This is the worst day ever.

11/23/2008 12:58:29 PM
Whambulance

What a dumbass he uses turbotax? Why didn't he get a f*****g CPA for all of his tax writeoffs?

11/23/2008 9:21:14 AM
fuckyoucracked

I laughed until I spontaniously combusted.

11/22/2008 7:10:43 AM
POLLY

haha that was too funny
and sad for the person receiving it

11/20/2008 10:47:31 PM
onlocash

Hahah that would suck so hard.

11/19/2008 2:55:23 PM
pbrox

"Your Latest Credit Report (NSFW)"

Now that's scary.

11/18/2008 10:11:41 PM
YackitySmackity

new Britney Song - 'If You Seek Amy' - Amy? who? Winehouse?

http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=4c1ca322b725274f04d3&page=1&viewtype=&category=mr

11/17/2008 4:15:14 PM
dalekiloveyou

AMAZING

11/17/2008 12:03:42 PM
malachi

i laughed so hard i coughed up blood.

thanks, guys!

11/17/2008 10:51:54 AM
Handsomespeck

I just laughed unitl I cried.........at work! Classic!

11/17/2008 9:23:21 AM
aberantdware

"but seriously, what IS the oposite of LOL?"

I'd guess QQ.

11/17/2008 7:13:12 AM
CavalierX

My testes are botoxed than you very big!

11/16/2008 10:31:55 PM
fuckyoucracked

STAR TREK trailer leaked! May 2009!! Awesome...

http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2bda3fc88c2abd6eb3e9

11/16/2008 4:48:37 PM
dalekiloveyou

i loved the second-to-last one.

11/16/2008 1:03:27 PM
checkminus

I think the opposite of LOL would be :(

11/16/2008 12:47:05 PM
StripedErzulie

haha, croatian gangster, LOL!
i send you greetings from croatia, cracked readers! come to visit, most likely you won't get your PIN stolen.

11/16/2008 11:24:59 AM
hellblade

"what's the opposite of lol?"

that's the best.

11/16/2008 10:38:31 AM
beatcamel