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The Worst Day Ever (As Seen Through An Email Inbox)
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Every Saturday we have our favorite writers fill in for us. Occasionally that's sort of an ass-kissy way to introduce some guy we've never heard of, but today we totally mean it. Mike Sacks has written for Esquire, GQ, The New Yorker, Time, Vanity Fair and other magazines. He works at Vanity Fair and used to write Radar Magazine's top 100 lists with Todd Levin, Jason Roeder and Ted Travelstead. Today Mike and company offer up an inbox full of subject lines so horrendous they might put you off this electronic-mail thing forever.
Check out more from Mike at mikesacks.com
... from Todd at toddlevin.com
... from Jason at jasonroeder.com
... and from Ted on his YouTube page.
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ROFLSTOMPED
And now someone has access to my email. This is the worst day ever.
What a dumbass he uses turbotax? Why didn't he get a f*****g CPA for all of his tax writeoffs?
I laughed until I spontaniously combusted.
haha that was too funny
and sad for the person receiving it
Hahah that would suck so hard.
"Your Latest Credit Report (NSFW)"
Now that's scary.
new Britney Song - 'If You Seek Amy' - Amy? who? Winehouse?
http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=4c1ca322b725274f04d3&page=1&viewtype=&category=mr
AMAZING
i laughed so hard i coughed up blood.
thanks, guys!
I just laughed unitl I cried.........at work! Classic!
"but seriously, what IS the oposite of LOL?"
I'd guess QQ.
My testes are botoxed than you very big!
STAR TREK trailer leaked! May 2009!! Awesome...
http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2bda3fc88c2abd6eb3e9
i loved the second-to-last one.
I think the opposite of LOL would be :(
haha, croatian gangster, LOL!
i send you greetings from croatia, cracked readers! come to visit, most likely you won't get your PIN stolen.
"what's the opposite of lol?"
that's the best.
Quite frankly, I see the sixth from the bottom to be good news.
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LanitaBonita
lol almost as awesome as decorating your thanksgiving turkey with plastic spiders: http://tinyurl.com/6gwzwj