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The 10 Commandments of Public Transportation

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Turns out Cracked writers don't spend all of their time huddled in a dungeon Googling dick joke fodder. In fact, some of them have secondary talents, far less important to the world than their contributions to our humble Dick-joke-pedia, but worthy of recognition nonetheless. When Dustin Glick isn't bringing you the The 25 Worst Rapper Names of All Time he's self-publishing comics over at Dustinland.com. In his second Saturday Guest column, Dustin takes you through 10 things you must not do when riding the subway or any other form of public transportation.

For many more of Dustin's comics head over to Dustinland.com.




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One more commandment for busses

don`t cut people`s heads off

Posted on 10/18/2008 4:33:00 PM

not that funny...a rare miss

Posted on 9/14/2008 10:51:20 PM

What's wrong with Kansas?!!

Posted on 9/11/2008 4:52:31 AM

s**t, I do all this s**t on the train all the time... my bad.

Posted on 9/10/2008 3:30:25 AM

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Bradford Capeau-Laurion is an monumental failure of of a mysterious androgynous organism.

Posted on 9/8/2008 9:44:28 AM

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You're welcome, Onodera.

Posted on 9/8/2008 8:50:20 AM

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Dustin is fucktarded.

Posted on 9/8/2008 8:48:02 AM

Somebody had to spell it out for the morons. Thank you.

Posted on 9/8/2008 8:46:59 AM

One word. Fucktarded/

Posted on 9/8/2008 8:45:52 AM

That wasn't very funny. We've all thought the same things before.

Posted on 9/8/2008 2:14:44 AM

Reasonable requests to make of public transport users, but isn't this supposed to be a comedy site?

Posted on 9/8/2008 1:44:09 AM

The joke is that he doesn't take long to draw his pictures.

Posted on 9/7/2008 11:33:30 PM

the very sad part is this happens to me everyday .. especially blocking the bus
theres always this asian girl who is 'afraid' that she ll miss her stop that she would literally squeeze between me and someone else so she doesn't miss her stop... but oh wait we get off at the same stop EVERY f*****g DAY... DUMB b***h

Posted on 9/7/2008 4:28:46 PM

I like to let silent farts when in confined areas and watch the reactions. Great sport!

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Posted on 9/7/2008 3:32:40 PM

(linkback) Funny or Lame? Cracked.com: The 10 Subway Commandments [VOTE] - http://www.thriveorfail.com/bb6e8

Posted on 9/7/2008 3:24:16 PM

Am I on the right website? This was just such bland, cubicle-appropriate fodder... I was waiting for some sort of out-of-nowhere punchline commandment at the end and when it didn't come.... that's it? How does this get put on the same page as the 7 Commandments of Videogames or the 25 most unintentionally gay rap lyrics or 10 most terrifyingly inspirational 80s songs? What happened, guys?

Posted on 9/7/2008 1:32:55 PM

"Thou shalt not talk escessively and/or if you are stupid"

I have a story. One time I was on the bus and this guy was talking to his friend on the phone about the girl he wants to hook up with. When he heard that she had a bf, he responded with "Well she obviously hasnt seen me naked, cause if shed seen my body she would like f****n explode" and he said this loud enough so that everyone could hear it. Then he started rambling on about himself and his "looks and style."

This is your typical a*****e who probably used to pick on kids in gym class while flexing his tiny half-gangster half-trucker whiteboy muscles. The kinda person who dances with his mirror. The kinda person who pops his pink-shirt collar on school mondays and wears 50-cent shirts on saturdays.

I love public transportation.

Posted on 9/7/2008 10:49:52 AM

only funny thing was "mad preggers"... other than that everything else sucked. and the drawings are even worse than CAD... yikes.

Posted on 9/7/2008 10:14:42 AM

This is like something a fat lady would hang up in her cubicle next to her favorite "Cathy" comic.

Posted on 9/7/2008 9:25:01 AM

@LaLa Yes. So what? Nobody forces you to live in any of those shitholes. If you CHOOSE to do so, you might as well shut the f**k up and bear it.

Posted on 9/7/2008 8:11:43 AM

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