The 10 Commandments of Public Transportation

One more commandment for busses

don`t cut people`s heads off

10/18/2008 4:33:00 PM

scallywag

not that funny...a rare miss

9/14/2008 10:51:20 PM

farrukh

What's wrong with Kansas?!!

9/11/2008 4:52:31 AM

KoleCasey

s**t, I do all this s**t on the train all the time... my bad.

9/10/2008 3:30:25 AM

random_wtf

Post Post Post Scriptum:

Bradford Capeau-Laurion is an monumental failure of of a mysterious androgynous organism.

9/8/2008 9:44:28 AM

Kodiak

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You're welcome, Onodera.

9/8/2008 8:50:20 AM

Kodiak

Post Scriptum:

Dustin is fucktarded.

9/8/2008 8:48:02 AM

Kodiak

Somebody had to spell it out for the morons. Thank you.

9/8/2008 8:46:59 AM

Onodera

One word. Fucktarded/

9/8/2008 8:45:52 AM

Kodiak

That wasn't very funny. We've all thought the same things before.

9/8/2008 2:14:44 AM

Peace Frog

Reasonable requests to make of public transport users, but isn't this supposed to be a comedy site?

9/8/2008 1:44:09 AM

Wallsy

The joke is that he doesn't take long to draw his pictures.

9/7/2008 11:33:30 PM

homage

the very sad part is this happens to me everyday .. especially blocking the bus
theres always this asian girl who is 'afraid' that she ll miss her stop that she would literally squeeze between me and someone else so she doesn't miss her stop... but oh wait we get off at the same stop EVERY f*****g DAY... DUMB b***h

9/7/2008 4:28:46 PM

moeali777

I like to let silent farts when in confined areas and watch the reactions. Great sport!

JIF
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9/7/2008 3:32:40 PM

JimmyCrackHead

(linkback) Funny or Lame? Cracked.com: The 10 Subway Commandments [VOTE] - http://www.thriveorfail.com/bb6e8

9/7/2008 3:24:16 PM

kapauldo

Am I on the right website? This was just such bland, cubicle-appropriate fodder... I was waiting for some sort of out-of-nowhere punchline commandment at the end and when it didn't come.... that's it? How does this get put on the same page as the 7 Commandments of Videogames or the 25 most unintentionally gay rap lyrics or 10 most terrifyingly inspirational 80s songs? What happened, guys?

9/7/2008 1:32:55 PM

Planet-man

"Thou shalt not talk escessively and/or if you are stupid"

I have a story. One time I was on the bus and this guy was talking to his friend on the phone about the girl he wants to hook up with. When he heard that she had a bf, he responded with "Well she obviously hasnt seen me naked, cause if shed seen my body she would like f****n explode" and he said this loud enough so that everyone could hear it. Then he started rambling on about himself and his "looks and style."

This is your typical a*****e who probably used to pick on kids in gym class while flexing his tiny half-gangster half-trucker whiteboy muscles. The kinda person who dances with his mirror. The kinda person who pops his pink-shirt collar on school mondays and wears 50-cent shirts on saturdays.

I love public transportation.

9/7/2008 10:49:52 AM

chuck_steak

only funny thing was "mad preggers"... other than that everything else sucked. and the drawings are even worse than CAD... yikes.

9/7/2008 10:14:42 AM

punkywaffle

This is like something a fat lady would hang up in her cubicle next to her favorite "Cathy" comic.

9/7/2008 9:25:01 AM

beatcamel

@LaLa Yes. So what? Nobody forces you to live in any of those shitholes. If you CHOOSE to do so, you might as well shut the f**k up and bear it.

9/7/2008 8:11:43 AM

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