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20 Ideas For Making the Olympics Kick Way More Ass

By CRACKED Readers August 14, 2008 330,427 views
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This year's Olympics sure is exciting. At least, we keep hearing it is. We actually haven't been watching. We asked you to photoshop a couple of tweaks that would actually inspire us to watch and promised some money to the winner. We have our winner below, but first...

#20.


by Rubbin Hood


#19.


by pizzamogul


#18.


by BillyGoat


#17.


by Gibbo69


#16.


by fozzy-bear


#15.


by thundercleez


#14.


by xXGurrolaXx


#13.


by codespyder


#12.


by QuinnTheEskimo


#11.


by hoad


#10.


by HyperGlavin


#9.


by bunker6


#8.


by pizzamogul


#7.


by xXGurrolaXx


#6.


by Bell110


#5.


by jazbeck


#4.


by nift


#3.


by ninja


#2.


by pizzamogul


And the winner is...


by joscott



Congrats, joscott. You win money.

Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

Everyday Life in 2008 If a Major War Had Gone the Other Way aka the Please Don't Just Photoshop Swastikas On Everything contest.

Here's your chance to have fun with alternate history. What would everyday life look like today if, say, the colonies had lost the revolutionary war? Or the Soviets had won the cold war? Or any major war of your choosing had turned out differently? So don't just phtoshop Hitler's head on prominent landmarks, use your imagination and think about how TV, movies, your office, any aspect of everyday life would suck if those certain bits of history had played out differently.

Post your entries in the forums.

If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Or check out our look at what the web would look like If Websites Came With Warning Labels. Or, for pictures too strange to make up, but not to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.



I really liked #17.

Back to Roman times...

6/11/2009 1:56:13 PM
SIMM0NS77

Wow these are funny! LOL

#4 and #3 are good... i like the pandas. reminds me of the movie 'kung-fu panda'..

#5, #2 and totally #1 rockss! haha LOL #2...and never saw that coming in #1 (although if u think about it...that's the most obvious idea) :-D

5/22/2009 4:49:42 AM
silverious21

#10 and #4 were AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! I laughed so hard

4/3/2009 7:29:20 AM
yesbutnotyou

# 11 is the best

3/1/2009 12:38:36 AM
wolfx77

#10 Should Have Won.
Nothing has ever made me lol so hard

1/12/2009 8:08:47 AM
DarkReaches

#5 is the REAL #1 :)

1/8/2009 12:16:55 AM
chitototoy

no.2 was my fave. you gotta love it.War in the olympics?i wonder america would do

12/29/2008 6:14:24 AM
loganxiv

You dump him. You deserve anyone beter enough, here is one place for you,****** W e a l t h y s o u l M a t e .C O M ********** , where you can find celebrities and millionaires. Good luck.

12/1/2008 4:30:41 AM
alicehuang

Why isn't Monkey Tennis included here? You know, in Female Kissing, I'm not rooting for one woman or the other - I'm just praying it goes the distance.

11/17/2008 4:31:52 AM
SenorHonkHonk

I liked the #20 better than any other...

11/13/2008 8:25:58 AM
vato_loco

im pretty shure that anybody that argues about number one is an uptight prude for damn shure. If simple female anatomy is shunned by you YOU have a problem, because there is nothing wrong with the female body being displayed in a volleyball match. Ever notice how most women against abortion are people you wouldnt f**k in the first place? For thbose of you who just have to argue with me thaats fine im not coming back here. Grow up.

11/1/2008 10:02:40 PM
Danhimself7

People are bitching about # 1 but I know all your guys would be watching that in a heart beat....all very funny this week good job cracked...#12 my fav

10/19/2008 9:15:23 PM
Kills4Dethklok

#5...VIVA ITALIA!!!!!

10/17/2008 2:35:05 PM
manusmactibilis

I am in #12's wedding in two weeks!!! Thats Crazy

9/26/2008 9:30:13 PM
doanevaulter

#19 was pretty bad, good concept, just bad clone tool hiding.

9/15/2008 8:36:44 PM
mrpopenfresh

#18 FTW!

9/4/2008 7:10:07 AM
Erika_Roxx

haha i like girl kissing one

8/29/2008 6:49:28 PM
mrfrostypie

No. 10,made me LOLed..No.4 = Fencing Panda & me fave.. No.3..Lightsaber..Neat!

8/26/2008 2:26:12 AM
ary_yra_ray

I loved 16, 5, and 1. Does that say something bad about me?

8/24/2008 6:11:43 AM
Lyonkyng

Number 7 is a real sport, sad to say.

8/21/2008 3:12:51 PM
neahga