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15 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped

By Joe Russo August 19, 2008 3,298,977 views
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#5.
Body Builder, With Flesh Puppet

Yes, the proportions are correct. The tiny man is Aditya "Romeo" Dev, the world's smallest bodybuilder. He stands a towering 2 feet 9 inches tall and weighing in at a whopping 20 pounds.

We'd love to see him and Vern Troyer go at it in a no holds barred cage match. Or, see two huge men get into a cage match using this guy and Vern Troyer as weapons.

#4.
Freudian Gummy Candy

As you can see from the package, these are supposed to be lighthouses but may in fact be the most unfortunately shaped product of all time.

#3.
"Looks Like Another Neighborhood Got Sucked Into the Vortex Yesterday."

It looks like a city about to get drained out of a giant's bath tub, but it's actually a picture of the world's largest diamond mine outside of Mirny, Russia.

This mine is actually so large that air currents prevent helicopters from flying over it. By the way, the title of World's Second Largest Hole still belongs to your mom.

#2.
The "Everything We Could Find" Pizza

This seems to be a Photoshop with some Japanese text thrown on, to mock a culture whose major export seems to be insanity. But the product is real and oh by the way, it's from Pizza Hut.

It's the Double Roll Pizza and comes with a pigs-in-blankets crust. The only thing it's missing is some pork rinds. Maybe sprinkle some tiny cans of beer on there.

#1.
A Scene From a Michael Bay Movie About Tennis?

This mile-high tennis match looks like some cheesy special effect from a Nike commercial. But no, it's just Dubai, whose entire economy seems to be based on building enormous things that exist only for the purpose of not making any goddamn sense. In that spirit they hosted this tennis match between Andre Agassi and Roger Federer on a helipad located on top of the Burj Al Arab skyscraper.

Hopefully they brought more than just that one ball.



For pictures of more things that really shouldn't exist in any sort of sane universe check out The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys and the The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World or enjoy our look at The Top 25 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians.



Christs' balls that pizza is amazing. It's the kind of food that makes you think "I don't care if I die eating this atleast I'll die a happy man." Now I'm starving.

9/27/2009 11:11:00 PM
Mugs

I actually ordered one of those pizzas last June when I went to China. You can order it with bacon, shrimp, and calamari added too.

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For the pizza there, I had a japanese friend of mine order one of those some weeks ago (she thought that Americans must love meaty things -insert gay joke-) and if you take a look at the box, it comes with a warning to not feed this pizza to small children or people with limited physical activity.

So yeah...pizza comes with a warning saying I'll turn you into whale if you don't go outside

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