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15 Images You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped

By Joe Russo August 19, 2008 2,661,421 views
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#5.
Body Builder, With Flesh Puppet

Yes, the proportions are correct. The tiny man is Aditya "Romeo" Dev, the world's smallest bodybuilder. He stands a towering 2 feet 9 inches tall and weighing in at a whopping 20 pounds.

We'd love to see him and Vern Troyer go at it in a no holds barred cage match. Or, see two huge men get into a cage match using this guy and Vern Troyer as weapons.

#4.
Freudian Gummy Candy

As you can see from the package, these are supposed to be lighthouses but may in fact be the most unfortunately shaped product of all time.

#3.
"Looks Like Another Neighborhood Got Sucked Into the Vortex Yesterday."

It looks like a city about to get drained out of a giant's bath tub, but it's actually a picture of the world's largest diamond mine outside of Mirny, Russia.

This mine is actually so large that air currents prevent helicopters from flying over it. By the way, the title of World's Second Largest Hole still belongs to your mom.

#2.
The "Everything We Could Find" Pizza

This seems to be a Photoshop with some Japanese text thrown on, to mock a culture whose major export seems to be insanity. But the product is real and oh by the way, it's from Pizza Hut.

It's the Double Roll Pizza and comes with a pigs-in-blankets crust. The only thing it's missing is some pork rinds. Maybe sprinkle some tiny cans of beer on there.

#1.
A Scene From a Michael Bay Movie About Tennis?

This mile-high tennis match looks like some cheesy special effect from a Nike commercial. But no, it's just Dubai, whose entire economy seems to be based on building enormous things that exist only for the purpose of not making any goddamn sense. In that spirit they hosted this tennis match between Andre Agassi and Roger Federer on a helipad located on top of the Burj Al Arab skyscraper.

Hopefully they brought more than just that one ball.



For pictures of more things that really shouldn't exist in any sort of sane universe check out The 25 Most Disturbing Sex Toys and the The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World or enjoy our look at The Top 25 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians.


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6/28/2009 6:10:55 AM
joepaper

hhahaha priceless article. f*****g crazy photos man. That crab thing is an optical illusion though. Max length of coconut crabs are 40cm, that trash can must be really small, because for me an average trash bin size like those ones are like a meter high. Oh and i lived in Tokyo for the most part of my life and I can vouch on those fucked up pizzas... i tasted em... not that different from american pizza. still nasty though. Hilarious!

6/26/2009 12:21:14 PM
pbfrenchy

I like the picture of the diamond mine its like a city then a random f*****g crater!

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6/17/2009 9:53:53 AM
KatieBug63389

I live in the area the monster machine #15, which we call "Schaufelradbagger", is operating.

In the past Years these things digged unbelievable big holes in our landscape, which was once flat and is now dominated by big, and by "big" i mean "big", hills.

Hell, they bought whole villages and communities, razed them to dig for coal and build their former inhabitants NEW villages.

They even plan to move the A4, an Autobahn with massive traffic, so they can dig there.

This Year, the village of Pier is going to be razed. Its scary to walk there because ITS AN ENTIRE VILLAGE NO ONE LIVES IN ANYMORE.

You can see the Holes in google Earth between Aachen and Cologne from an Altitude of 1000 Kilometers.

In a Village nearby, Kirchberg, you can hear the machines digging nearer every night.

Transformers aren´t nearly as frightening or awesome as these things. Mostly because they are smaller and not capable of the amount of destruction the schaufelradbagger provides.

6/9/2009 4:36:11 AM
Weranders

"But no, it's just Dubai, whose entire economy seems to be based on building enormous things that exist only for the purpose of not making any goddamn sense."

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6/4/2009 1:11:53 PM
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5/20/2009 8:51:15 AM
Shirleyxx

would have been funny to see federer making a passing shot then flying straight off the end of the court to his doom. new player please........

4/15/2009 6:49:41 PM
fireprism

I live in Dubai, that about the economy was just hilariously true xD

4/14/2009 5:47:25 AM
Blueberrys

umm...that russian diamond mine? really where George Bush and Gorbachev hold hazing parties.

4/13/2009 5:39:56 PM
Cyberguitar

The Russian Diamond Mine?

that would be a Stalin crack.

in that sense,

"They found where Stalin sent all the Ukrainian's food"

4/12/2009 7:27:56 PM
The-Story

I'm surprised you guys didn't make a Nazi crack at that German mining mostrosity thing.. ;)

4/5/2009 7:02:15 PM
cornflakes

About the crab being harmless.
I wonder if the has been some drunk tourist out there that decided it would be really cool to stick his head between the crabs claws?

3/16/2009 7:02:52 AM
thunderguppy

wow that damn kids one is truly amazing

2/25/2009 3:49:40 AM
wolfx77

That tennis one helps me confirm my fear of heights. Just seeing in a photo how f*****g high that is I feel scared of it. those guys have balls.

2/9/2009 11:48:23 PM
CrackedEgg

Regarding the crab. They are indeed harmless. I used to live in Guam and play around them. A) they are slow as molasses and B) they mostly eat fruits and coconuts. That's what the massive claw is for - to break open coconuts.

We had one that hung out in my G'ma's yard that we'd bring coconuts and put a pan under the claw to catch the juice when the shell broke. We let it have the meat - it's favourite part.

God help us if they ever become fully carnivorous though. I once saw one catch and eat a rat. *shudders*

2/9/2009 1:19:05 PM
taitano

Getting them to honour the 'Arrive at Your House Hot (pizza, not the delivery guy) or 15% Off Your Next One' is going to be difficult in Toronto...

What many may not realise is international fast-food franchises may have differences in menu in different countries. For example: Malaysian McDonald's also serve fried chicken and chicken porridge, as well as really hot chilli sauce. And Indian McDonald's have lamb burger or something.

1/31/2009 10:29:36 PM
MSJ

How much to deliver an exotically-topped Malaysian pizza to Toronto? Sounds delicious!

And it's free if it's not here in 30 min.?

1/31/2009 6:06:05 PM
TheGuessWhom

That pizza is in Malaysia too, but come in more standard pizza varieties. I tastes pretty much like a pizza should taste, so no worries. That one is in Japan, though, so who knows......

BTW, Malaysian Pizza Hut also have more exotic toppings like satay (barbecued beef chunks with cucumber cubes and spicy peanut sauce), masala (Indian spices and chicken) and Tom Yam (spicy thai soup flavour, with shrimp).

1/31/2009 5:49:11 AM
MSJ

holy crap. i can't keep my legs under my desk now that i've seen that crab. despite the fact that I'm inside and in New Zealand, where we just don't have freaky s**t like that. Thanks for spoiling my sleep for the week cracked.com!

1/26/2009 4:44:07 PM
hpen

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