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Body Builder, With Flesh Puppet
Yes, the proportions are correct. The tiny man is Aditya "Romeo" Dev, the world's smallest bodybuilder. He stands a towering 2 feet 9 inches tall and weighing in at a whopping 20 pounds. We'd love to see him and Vern Troyer go at it in a no holds barred cage match. Or, see two huge men get into a cage match using this guy and Vern Troyer as weapons. #4.
Freudian Gummy Candy
As you can see from the package, these are supposed to be lighthouses but may in fact be the most unfortunately shaped product of all time. #3.
"Looks Like Another Neighborhood Got Sucked Into the Vortex Yesterday."
It looks like a city about to get drained out of a giant's bath tub, but it's actually a picture of the world's largest diamond mine outside of Mirny, Russia. This mine is actually so large that air currents prevent helicopters from flying over it. By the way, the title of World's Second Largest Hole still belongs to your mom. #2.
The "Everything We Could Find" Pizza
This seems to be a Photoshop with some Japanese text thrown on, to mock a culture whose major export seems to be insanity. But the product is real and oh by the way, it's from Pizza Hut. It's the Double Roll Pizza and comes with a pigs-in-blankets crust. The only thing it's missing is some pork rinds. Maybe sprinkle some tiny cans of beer on there. #1.
A Scene From a Michael Bay Movie About Tennis?
This mile-high tennis match looks like some cheesy special effect from a Nike commercial. But no, it's just Dubai, whose entire economy seems to be based on building enormous things that exist only for the purpose of not making any goddamn sense. In that spirit they hosted this tennis match between Andre Agassi and Roger Federer on a helipad located on top of the Burj Al Arab skyscraper.
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im pretty sure this story is actually old. go to http://stuffididlastnight.com for full details
thers not even a freakin fence on the tennis thing !!!
They have actual gummy penises at Spencer's...
SlickityMuffet, the spring is the Giant Prismatic Spring located at Yellowstone National Park. You cannot swim in it as it is usually around 147-188°F and is also protected. The colors are created by bacteria that thrive in the hot water. There are many smaller hot springs that are just as beautiful, and easier to see at Yellowstone. If you go, don't just stay on the man made paths, the best places are the ones you have to hike to!
Why is the Dubai tennis court #1? That thing is old old old news.
Imagine if a pilot makes a tiny mistake and comes in slightly too low. Wow. I've always wondered about that picture of a house with the caption "I divided by zero." As for the crab, I thought that was just a fake plastic thing at first. That is awesome!
mmm delicious lighthouses...did i say that out loud..
#6- im sry, but looks like some Riply's s**t...
That giant " floating " down is really something/ Reminds me of those sidewalk chalk drawings.
Who's dumb idea was to make gummy "lighthouses" anyway?
The coconut crab was on that "No Reservations" show with Anthony Bourdain. He said they were delicious, sweet and coconutty. i so want to try one.
i want some of those "Everything We Could Find" Pizza.. looks yummy to me!
Already knowing that tropical is just an ancient work meaning "f*****g huge stuff grows here" I want to talk about the Spring. Is this spring swimmable, is it really hot? whats up with the red and that blue is really blue.
giant Eddie Murphy head is the stuff dreams are made of.
most of them seem beleivable in real life and all of them are normal in my life
Eddie Murphy himself scares me. With all his bullshit shananigans.
I have to say that the big diamond mine looks like Utapau from Star Wars.
too much eddie murphy for me. His new Disney movie scares me.
The Machine Apparently Made to Saw the World in Half.
Dr. Joe's hemmeroid clinic finally opens for business.
Gotta love the coconut crab No lungs for braething on land, so it has adapted to carrying water tanks on its gills for an hour or two of land breathing, those are the lumps on the back.
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kvinnan86
About the gummy lighthouses...they look unfortunate, but the fact is that they really do make gummy penises...primarily as gag gifts for bachelorette parties, I can only hope.