Where Are They Now: 6 "Stars" of Embarrassing Viral Videos
Being famous is awesome. That's what we heard, anyway.
But fame isn't so great for people who didn't ask for it, particularly the ones who got caught on video acting like a dumbass and turned into YouTube superstars overnight. We at Cracked have often wondered what becomes of those people who had their 15 minutes, whether they wanted it or not.
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Everyone brags a bit on their resume, but no one did it as dramatically or badly as Aleksey Vayner when he submitted this video to banking giant UBS along with an 11-page cover letter and resume. In the video, Vayner shows that he's a dancer, a weightlifter, a karate expert and the least concise yet only correct answer to the question: what is a douchebag?
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First, let's answer the question everyone asks after watching this video: no, he didn't get the job. In fact, it was probably someone at UBS that took the first step in turning him into a national laughingstock. That can safely be considered the opposite of getting the job.
After this video went viral, Vayner did what any "model of personal development and inspiration" would do: he moved back in with his mother and complained to the press about how he'd been victimized. Vayner said he underwent an "extremely stressful time" after the video was released and took a leave of absence from Yale, prompting Yale to cough douchebag under its breath and deny he ever went there. Vayner then sent a cease and desist letter to the blog that posted the video (IvyGate) to get them to take it down. They didn't. He also said he was exploring legal action against UBS for being the first to decide his video was simply too ridiculous not to share with the world.
So what has the whole adventure taught Alexsey? Well, when he eventually graduated from Yale he did stop sending the douchey video along with his resume when job hunting. What he has added to the resume, though, is the claim to have authored a book called Millionaires' Blueprint to Success. What kind of a man would write such a book before becoming a successful millionaire himself? The same kind who would steal the cover from another book already on the market:
Copies of Vayner's book don't seem to be for sale anywhere, but he did post excerpts on his site, which include the boast that his viral clip "received international publicity" and practically invented the concept of the resume video.
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When Andrew Meyer stepped up to the microphone during a forum with former presidential candidate John Kerry, he had resolved to speak truth to power and challenge authority. Authority responded by pinning him down and filling him with thousands of volts of electricity. The video of this incident gained notoriety due to Meyer's pathetic plea to the police, asking them to allow this bro to go untased.
His cry went unheeded, hilarity ensued, and your moronic co-worker who thinks he's so damn funny had yet another annoying catchphrase to recite during meetings.
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Meyer was thrown in jail for the night, on charges of resisting an officer and disturbing the peace. Students protested outside the jail, chanting "Don't tase me, bro!" even though Meyer had already demonstrated they were not the magic words to prevent a tasing. A movement was started online to ban Tasers by campus police, and John Kerry himself said there was no need for the cops to intervene (though we like to think this just means Kerry was armed with his own Taser).
By then the incident was national news. Meyer had public opinion on his side and the moral authority of a martyr. With this ammunition in hand, he courageously tucked his tail between his legs and issued a public apology to the university and the police for behaving inappropriately.
Prosecutors agreed to drop all charges if Meyer would complete a voluntary 18-month probation, though we tend to think that badly violates the definition of the term "voluntary." Meanwhile the Florida Department of Law Enforcement investigated the incident and declared that the cops' actions were justified.
Today, University of Florida police are still allowed to carry and use tasers on campus, the protesters have forgotten about it, and Meyer is back on campus where he presumably spends his days living with the knowledge that the pain he suffered brought about a change, albeit a temporary one ... in the world of 2007 novelty T-Shirt slogans.
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During a morning newscast in 2002, Michael Scott was surrounded by some of the creepiest reptiles Texas has to offer, and it was a tiny lizard that transformed him from a polished newsman into a stuttering, inarticulate, flailing mess.
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Scott's run-in with the attacking gecko led to national publicity (Jay Leno showed it on The Tonight Show). A few years later, Scott left KAXS (the Dallas TV station where he was the anchor) and eventually wound up at WAAY in Huntsville, Alabama, presumably because there are fewer lizards there. At that point, things again took a turn for the strange.According to The Huntsville Times, Scott was let go earlier this year after a "dispute with a producer." The Huntsville Times has a serious gift for understatement, because in this case "dispute with a producer" means "committing an act of career self-immolation so complete that he's unlikely to ever get hired in his field again."
According to BET, the "dispute" was that during a commercial break, Scott referred to a co-worker as a Negro. When that co-worker asked him not to use that word, Scott, in an act of mind-blowing asshattery, decided to use the, um, other N-word and was fired shortly thereafter.
Although he's since denied using that word, at this point, we don't think even a humorous response to a dozen lizards jumping on him would resuscitate his career. Though we'd like to see him try it.








LOL! That grape stomp lady's cries of distress sounded like Ketty Lester when the exposed her to sunlight in the movie Blacula. I think I actually peed a little laughing at that one.
Replywasn't the afro ninja video a spoof? Ive seen it with a collage of other martial artists looking ridiculous. Also who shoots themselves and picks up a machine gun? I figured his was fake too. does anyone know?
ReplyAndrew probably wasnt starting on a good foot by sounding like dane cook either.
ReplyThe girl on Vayner's video is hot!
Reply"...allow this bro to go untased."
ReplyI almost died laughing!
What did the "Don't tase me,bro!" guy actually do? The video isn't loading for me.
ReplyHe refused to leave after asking some contentious questions that the candidate refused to answer.
And thus birthed the Tea Party
Afro Ninja at the 2:27 mark. That AzN dude is frikin EPIC!
ReplyIt's sad how people desperately try to milk whatever little fame they have.
Replyhaha, well it would almost be dumb not to...if you happen to be a profit-seeker with no dignity
the guy deserved to be tazed... i would have tazed him more if i was there.
ReplyAre you kidding me? They shouldn't have put a finger on him to begin with.
Thanks, Daniel Tosh.
ReplyHaha I was hoping Afro Ninja would be first. I can't believe that there is a film about him though. For fuck's sake! I'd love to know what became of the other idiots in that martial arts video though - the baldy William Tell wannabe, the fat guy who can't work out what the wood is made of, the "I hope you like pain" man...
ReplyLee Paige, Glock .40 Expert, under cover DEA agent and self reported best under cover officer in the agency... complains about his cover being blown by any internet owning person due to an incident that happened during a lecture in front of youth... The correct answer is your cover obviously doesn't mean much if your giving lectures as a DEA agent.
Replyhow does one go about getting a reputation as the best undercover agent anyway? I mean, since he is undercover does that mean he was soo committed to his role that he snorted coke off of a hooker's ass? Cause that is what I would like to think it means
Are we not allowed to say n***o any more? WTF?
Reply"A member of a dark-skinned group of peoples originally native to Africa south of the Sahara."
Technically, n***o is Spanish for the color black, so we were just calling people a color in a different language. It's like if it was racist to call an African-American person black in Mexico.
The picture of the Wonder Years chick was directly on top of an ad for "Sober College: Not Your Ordinary Rehab". Until I saw the same ad on the second page, I thought it was just one thing with her advertising a teen/young adult rehab center 0_o
Replydue to Meyer's pathetic plea to the police, asking them to allow this bro to go untased.
Replyhilarious, i'm still chuckling
What about Darth Maul fatso lightsaber-boy? Did he blow his brains out or something?
ReplyHe was Toad in the X-Men movies and Snake-Eyes in the GI Joe movie.
Oh big deal, he said n i g g e r. Besides, isn't he black? Its ok for them to.
ReplyThe only blacks saying that are street sc*m and dont count.
So...all of them?
If I were one of the anchors in #3 I would've been laughing.
ReplyFor the most part the stories took a course I can live with, except maybe Andrew Meyers at #5. The braggarts, douchebags, and the careless did not in fact prosper, while the stuntman Mark A. Hicks, whose only crime was having a bad day and having someone see fit to publicize it, took a hit to his dignity but, in true stuntman fashion, rolled with it and came out on top. In the end it doesn't seem to be internet fame itself but the person's choices that determined their story. And it's not like that's the end of their stories, either. Life goes on, eh?
Replyis michael scott black?
Replyin the video he definitely looks it, but not in the picture
i sympathize with his lizard plight