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We've all heard the infamous story of the lady who sued McDonald's after getting burned by a cup of hot coffee, or the woman who found the chicken head in her McNuggets. What does not get as much coverage is now many suits get filed in the other direction, as the fast food corporations prove they can think up far stupider reasons to sue than their customers can. #7.
McLibel
In 1990, two UK versions of hippies were handing out pamphlets on the streets the way hippies (and various cults) tend to. The pamphlets made wild accusations about how McDonald's sells unhealthy food and creates pollution. McDonald's was not amused and filed a libel suit, which is good for them because a sequel to the pamphlet detailing how McDonald's burgers are made from goat scrotum and how the Hamburglar made a series of gloryhole videos called "Robble Gobble" was already in the planning stages.
The Result: The case went to trial and pretty much became the biggest, most embarrassing thing it possibly could have been for McDonald's. The two hippies, an out-of-work mailman and a gardener, represented themselves and proceeded to fuck McDonald's six ways from Sunday for seven straight years. They called 180 witnesses to back up the claims they had made in the pamphlet, and cost McDonald's millions in legal bills. In the end, the defendants had managed to prove three-fifths of their claims, but were found guilty of libel on the rest. However, that managed to prove McDonald's guilty on a number of counts and also made them look like epic assholes. An appeal by the defendants went on to fuck McDonald's further and make them look even more like a faceless corporation of death bent on killing children with Happy Meals, to the point where McDonald's basically folded and said they would not seek to collect on the money owed. #6.
Carl's Anus
Burger chain Carl's Jr. sued rival Jack in the Box over an ad campaign that implied Carl's Jr. made their burgers out of the tender meat of the anus. Carl's Jr. boasts that their burgers are made of "Angus" beef and Jack in the Box staked their entire campaign on the fact that "Angus" sort of sounds like "anus." Carl's Jr. sued on the grounds that people may be too retarded to know that Angus beef does not come from a cow's ass and they wanted to protect that loyal base of retarded customers from being led astray.
The Result: In July 2007, a judge denied Carl's Jr. an injunction to stop the ads from running. A suit is still pending but obviously it's moot because if Carl's Jr. wins, Jack in the Box can't go back and erase the ads from the customers' memory. By the way, Carl's Jr. provided survey evidence to show that 36 percent of people thought Angus meat came from cow ass, which begs the bigger question of why they sell Angus burgers at all if they acknowledge a third of people think that. #5.
Coq Roq
In 2005, band of questionable talent Slipknot sent a cease and desist order to Burger King, asking them to quit advertising their chicken fries via commercials featuring a band that was actually called Coq Roq. Slipknot felt Coq Roq was violating their rights by punking off their incredibly original image that no band had thought of before, not even back in the '70s when KISS did it. Rather than ignoring them, Burger King responded by filing suit against Slipknot, requesting that a judge declare that Coq Roq was not a rip off of Slipknot. In an actual, legal filing, Burger King reps, presumably with a straight face, detailed how the band Coq Roq is made up of six people in chicken masks named Fowl Mouth, Kabuki, The Talisman, Free Range, Sub-Sonic and Firebird. Also, so the court wouldn't be totally unaware of the finer legal issues, they included lyrics of a Coq Roq song: Raw desire is the fire I feed Chicken Fries are what I need See you standing like BK treat Long and lean and just out of reach It's not known if at this point, having read the term "Coq Roq" about a hundred times, the judge decided to abandon law as a profession.
The Result: After some meetings, Burger King quietly agreed to drop the campaign (it wasn't exactly going over well with customers anyway, since they were using cock innuendo to sell chicken fingers). Meanwhile the whole thing couldn't have done wonders for Slipknot's image, since it's kind of hard to look at them the same way once you realize they're a group of wealthy men with a team of lawyers in their employ. #4.
There Can Be Only One Glazed Donut
In 2004, Krispy Kreme, riding high on a curious wave of people treating their donuts as if they were made of cocaine and titties, decided to sue donut maker Entenmann's for copyright infringement. It seems Entenmann's had the balls to call their donuts "original glazed" and sell them in white boxes with blue dots on them, which looks exactly like the green and white Krispy Kreme packaging, when viewed from a distance by a color blind and illiterate person who isn't able to read "Entenmann's" on the label. The Result: In early 2005, millions of Krispy Kreme customers looked up and said, "Wait a second! These are just fucking donuts! What were we all worked up about?" The company's stock price collapsed and shareholders filed a lawsuit of their own. Suddenly the vaguely similar Entenmann's box was the least of their problems and they quietly dropped the suit. |
And dont forget when someon tried to sue bk because she couldnt have the food her way witch was free. And now if you see the trademark in tiny letters by HAVE IT YOUR WAY it says exept for free
Hey some chick once tried suing mccyD's cuz she fell in the bathroom and busted her head....then come to find out she slipped in her own pee...you could imagine her own shock 0.0
"beliefunwroughtLet's not forget the New Mexican woman who cut off the finger of her dead Aunt and planted it in her Wendy's chili hoping to get a whopping settlement. What she got instead: jail time."
Get your facts straight.....It was a Las Vegas woman, and it was her husband's co-worker's finger that was placed in the chilli...
hmmm in st louis we have hooters, show me's, and hot shots... and johnnys in soulard... man i could really go for some wings right now.....!
MacHaggis: You're wrong. It's that simple. McD's misinformation is strong so don't just google, read the actual case and get the facts. I was once like you.
@Atanamis, Additionally, she was in a fully stopped car, so there was no jostling via road bumps or traffic maneuvers. Also, she was the one who removed the lid that had been firmly placed by the restaurant personnel. She chose to hold the piping hot coffee between her legs willfully, then willfully removed the lid whilst the cup was betwixt her legs, rather than, say, in a cup holder. It's funny how folks never let facts get in the way of a good rant about corporations. Thanks for adding that info so the more sensationally inclined could get a few facts straight.
Oh, but I should also say this was quite well done.
The dumbest McLawsuit to me was when they tried to sue the Scottish clan McDonald.
There's a documentary about the McLibel people. I've never watched it but... it exists.
"Robble Gobble" Brilliant!!
"So when an American comes across a severed finger, their first thought is "who can I sue?"."
Actually, my first thought would be, "HOLY SHIT!!!!". Then I would proceed to vomit all over the floor and pass out from horror.
And the finger-in-the-chilli lady wasn't a normal customer: she put that finger in there herself. She was a special kind of crazy.
http://www.vanosteen.com/mcdonalds-coffee-lawsuit.htm
Machine was not malfunctining: "Before trial, McDonald's gave the opposing lawyer its operations and training manual, which says its coffee must be brewed at 195 to 205 degrees and held at 180 to 190 degrees for optimal taste."
Experts agree this is a reasonable temperature: 'Coffee connoisseur William McAlpin, an importer and wholesaler in Bar Harbor, Maine, who owns a coffee plantation in Costa Rica, says 175 degrees is "probably the optimum temperature, because that's when aromatics are being released. Once the aromas get in your palate, that is a large part of what makes the coffee a pleasure to drink."'
The injuries were severe, in large part because the coffee was held close to the skin by the ladies pants: 'At that point, Mr. Goens and the other jurors knew only the basic facts: that two years earlier, Stella Liebeck had bought a 49-cent cup of coffee at the drive-in window of an Albuquerque McDonald's, and while removing the lid to add cream and sugar had spilled it, causing third-degree burns of the groin, inner thighs and buttocks. Her suit, filed in state court in Albuquerque, claimed the coffee was "defective" because it was so hot.
What the jury didn't realize initially was the severity of her burns. Told during the trial of Mrs. Liebeck's seven days in the hospital and her skin grafts, and shown gruesome photographs, jurors began taking the matter more seriously.'
This summarizes most of the facts about the case. McDonald's deliberately served coffee at what it believed to be a reasonable temperature, and someone who was careless with it in their car was seriously burned. Perhaps a stronger cup should have been used, but the coffee was definitely not "unreasonably hot" compared to coffee industry standards. (Most other fast food establishments deliberately serve sub-par coffee, but that is a cost saving measure rather than a safety measure. Any high end coffee shop will sell you coffee at temperatures close to what McDonald's did.)
Hey, she's wearing a Greensboro, NC Hooters shirt! I was totally there just a few months ago
Food is good. Boobs.
Actually, KFC is starting to use the spelled out version of their name again. They were just trying to cash in on the popular craze of everyone abbreviating things because of the IM/email/txt/sms explosion.
"Deserved some recompense?" For incomparable idiocy? Newsflash: coffee is hot. If it wasn't, then it would be....well, cold coffee. To ding McDonald's for this is like suing Smith& Wesson when your unemployed brother-in-law blows his head off.
The product did its job: put a hole in the target. Similarly, the coffee did its intended job as well: it sure as hell woke her up rightnow.
"...deserved some recompense...". Jesus, take $10 outta Mom's purse and go buy a clue.
Let's not forget the New Mexican woman who cut off the finger of her dead Aunt and planted it in her Wendy's chili hoping to get a whopping settlement. What she got instead: jail time.
And let's not forget that the reason KFC doesn't use its full name anymore is because the State of Kentucky COPYRIGHTED its name, and would force the Colonel to fork over umpty-ump dollars for every barrel with the name on it.
That's also the reason you never get to hear Kentucky Woman on the radio anymore.
Darkhorse, I know quite a bit about that story and often have to explain it to strangers and loved ones. It's hard not to think that there is some weird paranoid disinfo conspiracy that keeps people thinking that this lawsuit was frivolous. Apparently Ms. Hotlap suffered some horrible burns and deserved some recompense. And I personally have suffered a facefull of molten apple pie...(those things eventually reduced in heat too, right? i don't go that slophouse anymore...)
Some great presidents acted like super villains.
"Mother Goose?" More like "violent killer," right?
Back then, a good fairy tale was one that could scar you forever.
Can't wait to read the comments on this article.
Grrr! Let's play Barbies.
Not that we'll stop watching TV or anything.
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Haha Hooters in Greensboro NC I lived in Greensboro for the longest time. That's funny.