200 Comics In Under 12 Hours
Every Saturday we ask some of the funniest people on the web to fill in for us. Our readers get to learn about an awesome site, and we get to finish giving our dog full-body cornrows. Today's guest column is from the cartoonist Nedroid, creator of one of our favorite comics on the web. He's also been known to lend his talents to Cracked articles when something awesome enough needs doing (say, we need to convey that George Washington is punching a cherry tree in half).
One day not long ago, someone challenged Nedroid to draw 200 three panel comics as fast as he could. Nedroid couldn't say no, due to a rare neurological disorder that prevents him from forming the word. The results were 600 panels of inspired, free association comedy, created in a few days (hey, we didn't say it was 12 hours in a row).
Interesting. Here are my thoughts on some strips from pages 2 and 3:
Reply#55 "Laserface"
This reminded me of The Lazer Collection ("Dr. Octogonapus Blearrgh!")
#82 "Oh No"
Aim the spring snakes at your attacker and run like hell.
#83 "Space Murder"
And now we know why space opera blasters are plasma guns and not bullet guns.
#97 "Message in a Bottle"
"Animal Crossing: Wild World" for Nintendo DS actually had bottle mail as a thing.
#103 "New Pen"
After the first two panels, I was thinking "mechanical pencil". It's like a pencil in that the ink is dry, but it's like a pen in that it's refillable.
#113 "The Neverending Story"
I thought John Cheese said that film only taught 7 terrible life lessons. I guess this makes 8.
#114 "Magic Couch 2"
Got a portal to Z'Narganarth? Stick a heat engine in one end and run a generator.
#118 "It's Not Unusual"
Furry haters gonna hate.
#123 "Guilty"
It sounds like they know the defendant did it but couldn't agree on premeditation, so the jury's going to rule it an involuntary manslaughter.
#128 "Cockfight"
Half of you are probably thinking of the end of "Babe", and the rest are thinking "Pokemon".
#145 "Old Computer"
Did you know people are still making games for the 1985 Nintendo Entertainment System?
Some were sort of funny, but most were just pointless
ReplyEvery single one of these was exactly as funny as the regular Nedroid comics on the site.
ReplyWhich I have blocked. Because it's not funny at all.
Those were hilarious!
Reply38- Clifford
ReplyLame.
Replyit's like asdf movies: the comic
ReplyGod I love Nedroid.
ReplyThat was pretty funny.
Reply(Oh, and by the way, I slept with your wife. :) She's a fan of scissoring.)
So simple yet so brilliant. This was a treat!
ReplyHilarious. Love it. i slept with your wife :D
ReplyOne of the funniest ever. Well done, sir!
ReplyI have succeeeded! I read all of them in under 12 hours!
ReplyI will now fear pumpkins for eternity
ReplyFunny and Brilliant.
Replythis is 6 months worth or jokes for me.
And soon, they shall become LOVERS.
ReplyOriginal, well executed, all-around brilliant.
Amazing. Simply amazing.
ReplyWhen no one was looking, Lex Luthor stole forty cakes. That's as many as forty friends. And that's just terrible.
ReplyThis shouldn't be funny but somehow it is :D
ReplyTREASON! *boot*
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