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If St. Patrick's Day Had Greeting Cards

By Jay Pinkerton
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Why doesn't St. Patty's day have greeting cards like the holiday celebrating St. Valentine? For a lot of very, very good reasons.

















If you liked that, you just might enjoy these Honest Valentine's Day Cards. Then go read Ross Wolinsky's additions to the Catholic Church's All-New 7 Deadly Sins (with a video of a Chilean tranny dwarf dressed up as Amy Winehouse thrown in for good measure).


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Posted on 3/17/2008 1:01:36 PM

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Nice, like the cards, got fired from my job for using their printer to print them out. I may be unemployeed, but I'll have the best story at the bar tonight! Okay, okay: So I go up to this girl at the bar, say "You must be Irish, cause my penis is Dublin!" Oh, the sexual harrassment lawsuit to boot!

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"Next MLK day lets all go out and drink malt liquor and fuck some bitches and get them pregnant and not support the bitch and her fucking kid!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!" Now that was funny I hate how Some racist remarks are toleradted and some are not

Posted on 3/16/2008 4:54:48 PM

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racist shite! and screw "st patrick" and his snakes and that religious lot.

Posted on 3/16/2008 1:54:26 PM

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I have much love for all my Irish great cousins, but I do want to counter the St. Paddy's Day "Kiss Me I'm Irish" mania this year with a T-shirt reading "Blow Me, I'm Scottish" with a nice little thistle and St. Andrews on it...

Posted on 3/14/2008 10:33:32 AM

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Lads, I'm Irish and living in Ireland, and I'm making these into teeshirts for the day. incidently it is St. Paddy's day not St. Patty's day. It is our national holiday, so it is a specifically irish holiday. Traditionally you could break your Lenten fast on Paddy's day so yes the country does descend into an orgy of drink and violence, most Dubliners leave for the countryside it so rough. Paddy was welsh not scottish, (he wrote his confessio before he died) more strictly speaking he was a romanised briton who went by the name of Patricus. He was kidnapped from wales and came to be a slave of Niall of the Nine Hostages, High King of Ireland (Who founded the O'Neill clan who ruled Ireland until the end of the nine years war in 1603) A good laugh and good work young men, if you are Irish-Irish you have to be able to take the piss out of yourself or else everyone else will do it for you, and why we all hate Bono, the cunt

Posted on 3/14/2008 10:17:19 AM

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