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#3.
Cow-People
Good lord, what is it?
Pharming Group, the biotech lab responsible for the new animals, is currently in talks with the FDA seeking approval for agricultural use in the United States. If granted, they hope to have their products on your dinner tables and gnawing gently away at your conscience within the next few years.
For the love of god, why are they doing this?
What's going to happen to us?
Many consumers were scared off of canned tuna in the late 1990s, laboring under the common misconception that non-dolphin-safe tuna contained trace amounts of dolphin. Odds are if you're avoiding fish on the off chance it might be part Flipper, you're going to avoid steak on the off chance it might have at one time had .01 percent of a human soul. This newfound disgust with meat could lead to a swelling in the ranks of vegetarians, or even, god help us, vegans. A sinister development which, if left unchecked, could turn entire future generations into uncontrollable pussies sobbing into their hemp pillows every time a butterfly scrapes its knee.
Luckily, there is a standing debate on banning 'human-animal hybrids' for consumption, thanks to President (and make-believe cowboy) George W. Bush. The president took a daring stand against genetic engineering in his 2006 State of the Union address. Of course, this probably had more to do with his belief that human-hybrid animals included mermaids. |
That last one made me laugh and laugh and laugh... very well worded!
Oh, and the mice and rats caught and carried the plague from lice, and it became more dangerous after growing in human streets and sewers, hugely filthy at the time. The rats were innocent, more or less, as long as people clean up after themselves and don't litter we'll be fine.
Oh.... s**t.
I wanna know who crossed a dick and a sea anemononomomonome (sic?) [#4]
I can't believe the third one didn't even mention the cow-people from Diablo II.
it was the black rat that spread the plague
aren't cow people called fat chicks? *gets the crap beaten outta her*
forget spider pig SPIDERGOAT SPIDERGOAT DOES WATEVER A SPIDERGOAT DOES
If the cow-people look like this, I'll be happy: http://eng.dlsite.com/work/=/product_id/RE024261.html
a goddamn spider goat.
"Oh, and thanks to inept scientists, it won't even glow in the dark so that you might see them coming for you through the f*****g trees."
I nearly killed myself laughing.
Scientists have already created glow-in-the-dark mice.
Anyway, the "supermice" are not field mice. They are fancy mice (that is, the kind that people keep as pets and feed to snakes). Even when it refers to them as "Wild Type", that is a type of fancy mouse. Not that it makes it any less interesting, but it does set aside the worries about disease ridden super-field-mice. ;-) Fancies aren't disease-ridden any more than your dog is disease-ridden.
To the gang bashing the scientists because you fail to see the point of their experiments: It is seldom the resulting animal that is the final goal of genetic testing. So even though you see no immediate need for glowing kittens, the experiment can teach us something valuable. And glowing kittens are cool. http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5hlynpvqMfaAdSttDgyTDWydW_5OQD8U2EEKG0
"doesn't mean I'm a pervert, it's more like having Pig-AIDS."
That is a classy ass line
YOU'VE SEEN IT! YOU CAN'T
UNSEE IT! RUN IN FEAR FROM-
THE SPIDER GOAT!
just don't give the cow people axes or we'll hafta deal w/ the secret section in Diablo 2 all over again.
Must run hide from spider goat!
I think I go hide under my bed now and pray the spider-goat kills me before the mice-munching cannibal supermen decide to have me for dinner.
Okay, so we can create spider-goats. Next: SpiderMAN! along with Michael Phelps- Aquaman, and Usain BOLT- The Flash, I know that, pending the soon-to come versions that are powered by your chestlight and can fly, the Ironman suit is possible. Superheroes, unite!
The Plague killed 1/3 of all Europe, who thought churches are immune to any and all diseases.
"Mice literally decimated Europe"
Surely they killed off more than %10 of the people!
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Fabulous ... now I can't rid myself of the image of spider goats leaving messages containing our exact location in their webs for the zombie pigs to read. Thanks. *hides*