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Already today you've used at least one product from a company that, at one time, worked for the Nazis. Now, in the name of not getting sued, we'd like to make it clear that we're not accusing any of the below companies of still being in bed with the Third Reich. All of them, to our knowledge, have long disavowed Hitler's regime as being both monstrous and no longer profitable. Hugo Boss
No yuppie's wardrobe is complete without their standard Hugo Boss suit, Hugo Boss dress shirt, Hugo Boss tie, Hugo Boss sunglasses, Hugo Boss cologne, Hugo Boss man-thong and Hugo Boss socks (to stuff the thong). Even if you're too poor to afford Boss' goods, you can recognize Boss ads from a mile away. They always feature serious-looking men who, despite having enough money for expensive suits, appear to be addicted to heroin. They typically wear tight clothing, and gaze at you wantonly with hollow eyes of infinite, longing that scream, "I'm attractive and I'm really very unhappy about it."
Job with Nazis:
So how evil were they?
But, unlike the products of some other companies on this list, the uniforms weren't directly responsible for killing people. In fact, since they actually made the wearers uncomfortable and smelly for a quarter of the year, relative to the rest of the companies on this list Hugo Boss probably deserves a medal of some sort. Volkswagen
German automaker Volkswagen came on the scene just before World War II, and was founded by Ferdinand Porsche. He's the granddaddy of those fast and expensive cars that wind up becoming fast and expensive fireballs upon impact with a solid object.
Long before the name Porsche became synonymous with expensive toys for rich people, Ferdinand was the lead designer of the most mass-produced car of all time: the Volkswagen Beetle. Job with Nazis:
So how evil were they?
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What about G.M., DuPont, and standard oil prolonging the war by selling the nazi's high octane leaded gasoline? Or Henry Ford's support for hitler? Mary you are an idiot. Instead of the world speaking german, everyone speaks english... The American Reich.. 516 years and counting...
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Mary...get an education.
Apparently Mary thinks it easy to manufacture evidence of a Holocaust, and doesn't know that even the German government recognizes the Holocaust as fact, and punishes those who perpetuate the Auschwitz Lie.
Well this is somewhat depressing
I was thinking the same thing Mike. And go to Hell Mary.
The Holocaust is just a big hoax. BTW: We should always capitalize "Hoax" so that people will know that we are refering to the Jewish Hoax. The NS just weren't all that bad; they were just like us in fact, but maybe more honest and decent. The Hoax is big money for the Zionistas. The kittens are cute though.
Jesus, why the hell isn't Fanta on this list? It's the most important one!
You forgot Jews. Germany's fertilier of choice for almost 60 years. This is how it's made: http://neilsnotes.com/index.php?page=13&catid=15&sku=ENGL-CD00266
you forgot Fanta! coke didnt want its brand to be associated with the Nazi party during WWII, but didnt want to miss out on emerging markets, so it created the Fanta brand to market in germany
don't forget solingen knives. They made the cool but deadly shivs that the SS carried. Now, it's kitchen / psycho ware for the home
You forgot to include all of the world changing medical discoveries that were made whilest the Mengela's of Nazi Germany did haneous tests on the Jews. It sucks to admit it, but the we learned a lot about what the human body can withstand becase of the holocaust.
I don't think that anyone in their right mind would justify IBM's involvement. And you are correct in your statement that companies only serve the almighty $. There are many companies in the US that have caused as many deaths. We need to learn from it. How many people die in africa by guns built in the US for example. I am just sick and tired of the germany slamming day in and day out. It's in the past. let's look at the present day.
Great article, the point is, people/corporation only serves $, it is amoral. A. Nonymous, please tell me you're not stupid enough to try and justify IBM's involvement with the holocaust.
This kind of IS douchebaggy. Does anyone else know that IBM's US subsidiary built rifles for the US military during the war? C'mon, dude. Likewise, "Zyklon" is only the German word for "cyclone" and it does not carry the heavy baggage in German that it does in other languages. I could go on and on. You guys, if you're trying to be funny, try harder, and do a little more fact-checking, mmkay?
it's actually a pretty douchbaggy article. It's always nice to point out others wrongdoings and ignore that we should have learned from it and not let it repeat itself. So you might want to keep your arrogant agression at home in the US and look around you. See some similarities lately? Or should we vote in another republican and then it'll really be too late...
Actually, the Volkswagen was produced in Wolfsburg, a town they actually founded to make this car! Great article anyways!
this reminds me of the 2004 movie csa the confed states of america
What about NASA and all the technology we stole from them? I guess they aren't brand names, but still...
We probably would've been better off not knowing.
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And Ambassador Breckinridge, and Operation Paperclip, and support of the Japanese chemical scientists, and so on and so forth. A lot of people were in bed with the Nazis.