5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen

Absolutely awesome stuff - and chilling, considering my recurring nightmares about a zombie apocalypse...no more telling myself "it's just a dream"!

So you've been prepared...For a zombie (I define a zombie as so sad fuck who died and came the fuck back to life) apocolypse that WON'T HAPPEN. This article was purposed and designed for entertainment. So you people who went to go get daddy's shotgun, sit the hell down. You aren't going to get eaten by any zombies today (that creepy guy you don't know that keeps popping in and out of your basement hohwever, now he's a different story...)

First of all, i have 3 hardcore zombie plans. Second of all, anything is possible. And lastly, i hope reeseifer is the first to die. God bless:)

I read these articles to be entertained. Not to criticize if someone believes them or not and in the same criticism offend a religion. So when I see other people do it... I really hope that cracked makes a list about them... maybe entitle it... "10 people who should be eaten by sharks because they are opinionated know-it-alls who smoke weiners"

if this is possible, then let's all just take schitzo-pills

If you really believe that a "zombie" outbreak is impossible, you are truly being naive, you know, the same kind of naive that makes the Christian's believe in the rapture. I mean, come on, cannibalism is something that still exists in certain undeveloped tribes, or if your plane crashes in the middle of no fucking where. If you take away the one thing that makes us "human", its all about survival of the fittest. If you are unable to fight for your life, you are fucked. And that is my little rant, thank you.

$50 says he's among the first to die. :D

hey when zombies take over ill be cracking up bc im preperd i have been 4 a long time its gonna happin but nobody beleaves it so when u r all zombie food and im safe and warm and ALIVE

"The nanobots will be programmed to self-replicate, and the death of the host will mean the end of the nanobots. To preserve themselves, they'd need to transfer to a new host. Therefore, the last act of the nanobot zombie would be to bite a hole in a healthy victim, letting the nanobots steam in and set up camp in the new host."

Of course, just because they're self-replicating doesn't mean they have the awareness required for self-preservation. No self-preservation instinct, no bitey-bitey to spread themselves.

"A notable feature of such disease is the inability of the infected animal to stand. Source: APHIS" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_Cow_Disease

Kinda speaks against "stumbling, mindless attack cow", don'cha think?

seriously i loved this one..specially when everybody here is kind off freaking out!! it made me laugh harder!!

Tahayaro, you have to turn on 'Thriller" for them to dance.

The ability of nanotechnology is so over-exagerated.

hahahahaha-----tahayaro, your post made me laugh.

I think that this could happen, and when it does im oing to the mall,wallmart or samsclub. I think it would be cool if this happend:)

Zombie killer.... that's an awesome job.

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Don't worry, there is a way to avoid Zombies. U have to turn on the music loud enough, the song call "Beat it" by Michael Jackson and the Zombies will dance and dance, they love it ..ha ha ha

ok, well now that i know all of this wonderful information, i'm just gonna go and rip my fmaily to shreds before i'm tortured to death by tiny little robots.

I'm already prepared for the zombie out break, i read the zombie survival guide. Yes All that time that my friends and family said i wasted setting up a fallout shelter in case of a zombie outbreak will one day be used! Yay!