5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen

If you really believe that a "zombie" outbreak is impossible, you are truly being naive, you know, the same kind of naive that makes the Christian's believe in the rapture. I mean, come on, cannibalism is something that still exists in certain undeveloped tribes, or if your plane crashes in the middle of no fucking where. If you take away the one thing that makes us "human", its all about survival of the fittest. If you are unable to fight for your life, you are fucked. And that is my little rant, thank you.

$50 says he's among the first to die. :D

hey when zombies take over ill be cracking up bc im preperd i have been 4 a long time its gonna happin but nobody beleaves it so when u r all zombie food and im safe and warm and ALIVE

"The nanobots will be programmed to self-replicate, and the death of the host will mean the end of the nanobots. To preserve themselves, they'd need to transfer to a new host. Therefore, the last act of the nanobot zombie would be to bite a hole in a healthy victim, letting the nanobots steam in and set up camp in the new host."

Of course, just because they're self-replicating doesn't mean they have the awareness required for self-preservation. No self-preservation instinct, no bitey-bitey to spread themselves.

"A notable feature of such disease is the inability of the infected animal to stand. Source: APHIS" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_Cow_Disease

Kinda speaks against "stumbling, mindless attack cow", don'cha think?

seriously i loved this one..specially when everybody here is kind off freaking out!! it made me laugh harder!!

Tahayaro, you have to turn on 'Thriller" for them to dance.

The ability of nanotechnology is so over-exagerated.

hahahahaha-----tahayaro, your post made me laugh.

I think that this could happen, and when it does im oing to the mall,wallmart or samsclub. I think it would be cool if this happend:)

Zombie killer.... that's an awesome job.

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Don't worry, there is a way to avoid Zombies. U have to turn on the music loud enough, the song call "Beat it" by Michael Jackson and the Zombies will dance and dance, they love it ..ha ha ha

ok, well now that i know all of this wonderful information, i'm just gonna go and rip my fmaily to shreds before i'm tortured to death by tiny little robots.

I'm already prepared for the zombie out break, i read the zombie survival guide. Yes All that time that my friends and family said i wasted setting up a fallout shelter in case of a zombie outbreak will one day be used! Yay!

fucking PISSED cow disease

There actually is a form of mad cow disease that affects members of certain tribes in Papua New Guinea who cannibalize their dead. Its called KURU. http://www.as.ua.edu/ant/bindon/ant570/Papers/McGrath/McGrath.htm

#3? Extreme? NO, Cracked, Mad Cow/CJD/vCJD is the most Holy Shit, potential for a "zombie" outbreak. It didn't even mention the prions (modified protiens) which cause the diseases EAT the hosts BRAINS!!! Follow the URL for the scientific paper that will open your eyes and wet your pants - http://www.iamanangelchaser.com/writings/fiction_science/the_case_for_prions.pdf

The fundamental flaw with all zombie movies / theories is that the zombies will only attack the "non-infected" people. If the zombies are truly mindless attacking killing machines it stands to reason that they would kill each other off in short order and leave the people who bunker down quite safe in their locked homes.

oh... because the army's going to give you a weapon... thats rich, and you dont have a katana, you have a cheap remake that will break fast as fuck and leave you defenseless after maybe a few kills, if you're even able to manage those... and an arena? sure... if there arent already thousands of people, infected or not, in there, fighting or ready to kill you...