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The 10 Best Jackass Skits of All-Time
With MTV' favorite band of jackasses back in theaters with the upcoming Jackass: Number Two, we thought we'd take a look at the 10 best moments from the show and the first film. We've embedded the videos so you can actually see and hear the bones being broken. Oh, and don't try this at home.10) Paper CutsLike most hotel parties, the Jackass crowd decided to sit around, drink some beers and torture each other in the most excruciating way imaginable. At the expense of an extra-crisp oversized envelope, Johnny Knoxville gets paper cuts in the webbing of his hands and his feet. If there is ever doubt, this sketch will prove to any naysayer that the Jackass guys are in fact, certifiably insane. Highlight: Watching Steve-O take a paper cut on the edge of the mouth should be instituted as a form of torture in Third World countries. 9) Public BonerThis would be just like sophomore year geometry class, only instead of being painfully aware and ashamed of your boner, you were completely oblivious of it and liked using it for tactile purposes. Johnny Knoxville throws on some loose-fitting mesh basketball shorts, straps on a rubber dildo and goes to town. Highlight: Knoxville rubbing his artificial junk all over a perplexed mechanic who pleads, "Take it easy my friend. No, no, no, no, take it easy!" |
I have to say that Golf Course Air Horn is definitely one of my favourites. My other one is the simplest one they've done, but gets me everytime. In Jackass 2 where Steve-O jumps on the rake. So stupid. Yet so entertaining.
gemineye870530
knoxville is by far the best and most insane in the show.
Paco
I agree with J Craft, "Cuz I think I'm a little concussed" kills me everytime.
xxombie
I'm disappointed that Steve-o didn't get more mentions. The man puts a leach on his eye, shoves a shark hook through his cheek and then dives into shark water, and then there was the off-road tattoo. The man is brilliant.
J Craft
Personally my favorite is right after the fight. You see Johnny in the back seat of the car.
Cameraman: Where are we going Johnny?
Johnny (punch drunk): The hospital.
Cameraman: And why is that?
Johnny (still drunk): Cuz I think I might be a little concussed.
He just seems so casual about it. Like it's an everyday occurrence. Oh, Wait. It probably is.
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likeviolence311
i like the one where they get dry ice and walk through a crouded street in hazmat suits and drop a container with the dry ice so smoke pours out and they tell everyone to run like hell.