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I guess Tara Reid wasn't bet let into a bar. She tried the 'don't you know who I am?' she said. I HOPE the doorman replied: 'Ahhh...some typical average, washed-up Hollyweird skank that's a dime a dozen in this town bitch?!' Then gave her this card: http://neilsnotes.com/?page=15&catid=32&sku=E-CD00384
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Wolfmoon
I answered mostly C's as well. Maybe this 'Tara Reid' is trying to steal my spotlight?