Cosmo Quiz: What Kind of Girl Are You?
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I don't exist, huh? Gosh, I gotta get in control of my life by sucking the ocular fluid of my boss's eyeballs via his penis in exchange for some crack.
ReplyLulz. XD
Reply"She can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch."
ReplyI can't breath from laughing, and my family is staring at me.
Rimming businessmen... ha, thanks for compliment but I need to lose about 58 pounds before a businessman will hire me. Right now I'm still rimming plain ol' dealers for my drug. Which isn't crack, it's meth (I'm a lady, I'll have you know).
ReplyMy cat isn't named Captian Lots-a-paws, he is named Sir pounce-A-Lot! (Noo, I swear that I have never played a Dragon age game...)
ReplyAhahahaha that's fantastic. I love Ser Pounce-A-Lot!
I...don't exist? Oh my god...my memories, my life, were never there. I'm not real. This quiz opened my eyes, I finally know what I am...what are Anyon beams?
ReplyPlagiarized from an actual Cosmo mag? Kidding.
Replythe cone made of crack made laugh so hard that i spilled some saliva
ReplyI spilled my crack
I don't exist? Crap. Well, that explains a lot.
ReplyNo kidding. I mean, I had my suspicions, but... This confirms it...
"I will suck the ocular fluid from your eyeballs via your penis in exchange for some crack!" Best Line Ever. And the movies. I don't know why, but I found myself laughing at the movies...
ReplyThat made me laugh that did, me in my legless state (and I don't mean legless in a good, pint-of-rum way)
ReplyI couldn't stop laughing...Oh and where are these girls?
ReplyYup, there's about every cosmo quiz right there... xD
Reply"Cosmo Quiz: What Kind of Girl Are You?"
ReplyUnless every answer is 'Bats**t crazy', the quiz is rigged...
I have an acute feeling that this was photoshopped!
ReplyJust to prove that everyone is messed up in they`r own specal way. =) and you only worth anything if you a crack whore,
Replylet this be a lesson to you.
6 c = Best. Answer. Ever! To any question!
Replyspot on, my good chap.
ReplyCrap, I'm a crack whore? Why didn't anyone tell me?
ReplyI've eaten dog meat knowingly. Hell, I'm gonna eat it again tonight.
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