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The Five Most Unintentionally Funny Albums of 2006

By Dustin Glick November 15, 2006 479,660 views
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Music is rarely funny on purpose, but every year an endless supply of hilarious albums is unintentionally generated by clueless and/or pretentious musicians around the world. These artists don’t bring us joy through the pleasure of listening to their music, but by providing endless opportunities to ridicule them. So without further ado, here’s a list of 2006’s most unintentionally funny albums.

1. Inhuman Rampage by Dragon Force

This is DragonForce.
If you can't already tell from their photo or name (which was either devised by a fifth grader or based on some horrible Nintendo role-playing game), DragonForce is a metal band. But they're not just any metal band. DragonForce is a living, breathing, walking cliché of such epic proportions, it makes Spinal Tap seem like an actual documentary.

To truly illustrate just how cliché these guys really are, I took a look at the lyrics from DragonForce's recent eight-song epic album, Inhuman Rampage, and here's what I found:


Even with all the references to battles of steel and the burning of fire and flames, it's still pretty impressive that DragonForce was able to use the word "pain" an incredible 26 times in only eight songs (and that doesn't even count how many times it's repeated in the chorus). After listening to the lead singer's voice and watching their videos, it's most surprising that the word "pussy" doesn't appear once. That word was apparently not included with the Dungeons and Dragons magnetic poetry set the band used to write their lyrics.

Check out this video for more DragonForce hilarity:

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199 Comments

there are no a's in Lynyrd Skynyrd
and Queen is probably one of the few bands that are legitimate contenders to the title of "Best All Around"

8/13/2009 7:05:40 PM
TheRunningMan

I love My Chemical Romance, but I have to agree that their new album sucked. Their first album was the best, their second was tolerable, but the new one is horrible.

7/15/2009 7:41:27 AM
GothicGeekGirl

It sad cuz dragonforce have alot of talent, if they'd just use it properly.

7/10/2009 10:48:18 AM
psychic_cowman

f**k you, man. DragonForce is awesome.

7/1/2009 4:03:17 PM
hurricanenika

And OMFG!! I'm going to blow my f*****g brains out if I hear one more person complaining about emo kids. You know what's more annoying than whiny emo kids? People whining about whiny emo kids. Geez!! Hypocrit much? And its only because everybody else hates emo kids. So your pretty much everything you hate about emo kids. STFU!! It's really f*****g annoying.

5/6/2009 5:54:28 AM
surrender314

What?!?! The Black Parade was a good album! I'm starting to think me and the cracked writers don't have the same taste in music. And you didn't have to insult my hometown like that, wasn't Jibbs enough?

5/6/2009 5:45:23 AM
surrender314

I like MCR, but The Black Parade did kinda suck...

XD HAHA. Dragonforce and Belle & Sebastian shoud duet.

4/27/2009 8:16:55 PM
DesoDhyrce

The Mars Volta is sick. Ex-Members of At the Drive in cant Go wrong.

4/15/2009 2:08:49 AM
CatcherFOX

as much as they sucked you gotta give mars volta credit for not flipping the f**k out about someone throwing piss at them, they took it pretty damn well. oh and all the other videos don't work anymore, just letting you know.

3/30/2009 6:04:29 PM
ElmerFudd

Gayinator, while you may be a cracked reader, you're also what society calls a "sociopath." Just food for thought. In other news, you chose to name yourself "gayinator" willingly on the internet.

3/18/2009 5:42:58 PM
ADHD

I got kinda pissed at you guys insulting mars volta....
But you're still awesome in my book :D

3/16/2009 7:36:54 PM
HYDR0PH0BIC

I love "The Black Parade". It's a concept album, so you have to look at the lyrics a bit differently. The album art is amazing and Grammy nominated. I also love me a man whose hair is curly, longer, and fluffier than mine. AKA the guitarist.

Hot Topic is hilarious. I get my temporary hair dye there and have to look at the stuff. The greatest moment I've had there was walking in wearing a Goo Goo Dolls sweatshirt, and then taking it off to show my Bon Jovi t-shirt. To be fair though, it was 80's Bon Jovi.

3/7/2009 3:27:14 PM
dizzypdx

I always associated "The Black Parade" with a Million Man March that had nothing to do with politics.

3/6/2009 7:20:19 PM
AndrewGxC

Freddie mercury could outsing mcr dead

3/4/2009 9:27:21 PM
irjerry3

For the record, it's Lynyrd Skynyrd. Not Lynard Skynard.

3/1/2009 3:25:35 AM
aBEA

I kind of like Hot Topic. You can buy stuff there that freaks people out. Run screaming into a catholic church wearing tripp pants and a shirt with a weirdly distorted pentagram, and you can cause an international incident. Just make sure the swiss gaurd are changing shifts. Otherwise you'll be shot on entering the square.

2/25/2009 3:00:56 AM
sweaverb

xD When I first heard "Welcome To The Black Parade" I ever even connected it to "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Pheh, Freddie could be doing anything and still out sing MCR!

2/22/2009 10:19:48 AM
Tamborine.Sam

Wait... are you saying that a dozen puppies and a jug of vanilla ice cream isn't the most f*****g awesomest thing ever?

2/10/2009 4:09:25 PM
UndeadMonkey

You can't take MCR seriously... Of course they arent trying to be 'not serious.' Its fun to make fun of them for taking what they do so seriously while being so bad at it. And of course, making fun of anyone who likes that "music"

2/7/2009 1:15:29 PM
ultimakewl

I laughed at the MCR one. Mostly out of the fact that most of my friends are obsessed to the point that all I hear is "OMFG GERARD WAAAY!!" (I am not kidding.)

Maybe I need new friends...

1/17/2009 12:50:46 PM
Chowder

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