The 8 Best "Guilty Pleasure" Comedies of All-Time
Clarification #1: I don't feel embarrassed to admit I'd rather watch Patrick Swayze' Roadhouse over Ang Lee' Brokeback Mountain. It doesn't humiliate me to disclose I'd watch Evil Dead II over Hotel Rwanda any day of the week. Liking dumbass movies isn't anything to feel guilty about, damn it. I'm zen enough with my taste in films (or lack thereof) to come clean that I get more pleasure out of the Die Hard trilogy than Schindler' List.Clarification #2: When I throw around a term like "guilty pleasure comedy," I don't mean watching it on TBS if there' nothing else on. I mean that you went out to a Best Buy and put money down on a counter in front of other human beings and bought the fucking thing. These are movies you need to hide behind the toilet when you have friends over. If you have a girlfriend or wife, these are movies which you've made a pact with her on: should anyone ask, these are her movies. Her movies that you hate.
With that out of the way: my list of the most embarrassing comedies to get caught owning, that are actually really good.
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Cabin Boy GUILT ALERT LEVEL: BLUE |
WHY IT'S A GUILTY PLEASURERegardless of Cabin Boy' content, its ridiculous nautical premise and unfathomable marquee billing of Chris Elliott make it just sort of... look dumb. It' the film equivalent of the comfortable pants you wouldn't be caught dead wearing to a party.
WHY IT'S SECRETLY AWESOME
Because it' funny. Chris Elliott subverts his leading man role into the wussiest mewling sissy you've ever seen. You're not rooting for his character to win so much as enjoying him getting nailed in the crotch with an anchor for the eleventh time. (I don't remember if this actually happens, though you have to admit, it sounds plausible.) It' good damn fun.
DEGREE OF EMBARRASSMENT IF CAUGHT WITH IT
Minimal. Owning a DVD with as questionable value as Cabin Boy is a mainstay of anyone' collection. Even that snooty cinephile you try to avoid who' always namedropping Ingmar Bergman probably has a copy of Hot Shots: Part Deux tucked away at the back of his DVD shelf. We're all allowed a few stinkers. With the lone exception of G.I. Jane, which you shouldn't own, ever, for any reason.
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Multiplicity GUILT ALERT LEVEL: GREEN |
WHY IT'S A GUILTY PLEASURETechnically, it' a romantic comedy. Plus it stars charisma vacuum Michael Keaton and almost-entirely-composed-of-teeth-and-gums Andie MacDowell, despite the fact that filmmakers should know better by now. Most insidiously, the film' message is that spending more time doing what your wife wants is, in the end, more important than your own hopes and dreams.
WHY IT'S SECRETLY AWESOME
It' written and directed by Harold Ramis, the guy who wrote Ghostbusters and Groundhog Day, which alone should cut the movie some slack. Also, much like Ghostbusters and Groundhog Day, Multiplicity' got a cool high concept premise to bounce the laughs off of. And as a mitigating factor to it starring Michael Keaton, note that it also stars Michael Keaton acting like he' retarded. Not for an Oscar nom, either. For laughs.
DEGREE OF EMBARRASSMENT IF CAUGHT WITH IT
You'll live. It' not an offensively bad film-if people've put any thought into Multiplicity at all, the worst prejudice against it is that it' bland and forgettable. It's the sort of film you'd rent if you had your parents visiting and didn't want anything to offend. You could probably get away with "My grandmother bought it for me as a gift" if pressed.
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Last Action Hero GUILT ALERT LEVEL: GREEN |
WHY IT'S A GUILTY PLEASURE
If you haven't seen it, SPOILER ALERT: it' not very good.
WHY IT'S SECRETLY AWESOME
The opening minute of Last Action Hero casts Arnold Schwarzenegger as Hamlet. Arnold Schwarzenegger. As Hamlet. It is one of the ten most awesome things you will see in your entire life. The rest of the movie I could care less about. Sadly, YouTube only had the Spanish version available. I apologize in advance:
DEGREE OF EMBARRASSMENT IF CAUGHT WITH IT
This depends on how many other, superior Schwarzenegger movies you own. If you've got Last Action Hero sandwiched in between sweet films like Terminator 2 and Predator on your DVD shelf, don't sweat it. If you've got Last Action Hero sandwiched in between The Last Boy Scout and Hudson Hawk on your DVD shelf, you're clearly some kind of fucking idiot. Your friends won't say anything — but they will never take your movie opinions seriously again.
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Stuart Saves His Family GUILT ALERT LEVEL: GREEN |
WHY IT'S A GUILTY PLEASUREGood God, where to start? It' a mid-90' SNL movie, so Strike One. It' a mid-90' SNL movie based around one of SNL' least popular characters ever. Strike Two. Plus it' a comedy about a family baring their souls and weeping openly while in therapy. Swwwwwing and a miss.
WHY IT'S SECRETLY AWESOME
Stuart Saves His Family is really dark, with lots of cruel humor at the expense of its protagonists. Harold Ramis, the film's director (see Multiplicity) and writer Al Franken aren't under the illusion that anybody likes the annoying Stuart Smalley. The film is essentially one big funny joke at his expense.
DEGREE OF EMBARRASSMENT IF CAUGHT WITH IT
Medium to high. This is a good comedy that' got chips stacked against it for all the reasons just mentioned. It looks like it should suck, it sounds like it should suck; therefore, in the court of public opinion, it blows. Trying to convince a friend that it doesn't would be like trying to convince a friend it wouldn't be weird if you gave him an enema.
THE FOUR GUILTIEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME








"Cabin Boy"? Really?? SERIOUSLY?!? This was recommended to us by our neighbor, who had questionable taste in other things as well, like her annoying, Little Man-syndrome obsessed, Viagra chewing husband. By sheer force of will I sat through the first 20 minutes of the least humurous exercise in self-torture I've yet endured, then remembered I'd forgotten to trim my nasal hair and headed to the bathroom. After also organizing my sock drawer I wandered back into the living room to find my wife staring catatonically at the screen with a thin trail of drool dripping off her chin. Not only was the entire premise of this mess insulting stupid, Chris Eliot can't act, isn't funny, and was the only thing I DIDN'T like about Groundhog Day. Watching him try to be funny is like watching a pig try to tapdance. This isn't a Guilty Pleasure--this is just guilt, plain and simple.
ReplyI can't watch Pretty Woman but, if I could, I could I couldn't stop rooting for Julia Roberts....to be hit by a bus. I hate Julia Roberts. I hate everything Julia Roberts has ever done. I hate everything Julia Roberts ever will do. And, I hate Richard Gere...not because I consider him a rival but because he's a lousy actor.
ReplyOtherwise, a lot of the movies on here aren't really that embarrassing.
I enjoyed this read, thank you. I had some nice laughs.
ReplyI would like to point out, and I get to be that commenter, that a lot of the 'it's' are missing the 's'.
I've seen other sites mess text when they are uploaded. It's annoying.
I don't really get the idea of a "guilty pleasure". The existence of the word "pleasure" in the phrase indicates that this is a concept that is about taste, and taste is entirely subjective. Unless you're talking about something that is inherently morally reprehensible, like kiddie porn, I can't see why anyone would be embarrassed to admit to liking something.
ReplyOf the movies on this list, I haven't seen Cabin Boy - Chris Eliot has the same effect on me as metal scraping against a grinder - or Deathstalker 2. Of the others, the only one that isn't at least a pretty good movie is Last Action Hero. When Harry Met Sally in particular is one of the best romantic comedies of all time.
The idea of being embarrassed about enjoying a good movie merely because it belongs to a genre that some arbitrary standard says a person of a certain type isn't supposed to like (ie, men aren't supposed to like romantic comedies) seems silly to me. A good movie is a good movie.
I have The Road Warrior and Where the Heart Is on my movie shelf and both get regular play time. I'm embarrassed about neither of these. Or any movie on my shelf.
I admit it...I have a secret stash of Hugh Grant movies hidden under my bed. About A Boy has to be one of my favorite movies. Hugh Grant really is the ulimate guilty pleasure I guess.
Replyi own a vagina and have never seen anything hes been in. good job
this list could have included the porky movies from the 80s which lots of ppl watched and secretly enjoyed but never actually admitted to enjoying or watching it
ReplyCabin boy is hilarious when you turn your brain off "these pipes...ARE CLLLEEEEEAAANNN!!!"
ReplyAw I love that movie!
"What's on your mind, little girl?"
Last boy scout is totally within exceptable man owningship, especially in the realm of guilty pleasures. THE JIG.
ReplyThe Last Action Hero is a clumsier, sillier 'True Lies' that for no good reason, people take entirely too seriously. For the most part, it's kind of awesome. The "Make no mistake, they are exceptionally well trained" scene is cinematic genius.
ReplyIt's only a guilty pleasure because people are stoopid.
I think I love you. I have no idea how people manage to miss the point of this film so much.
I thought #1 would have been any movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. His movies are bad, but don't get me wrong. I LOVE Jean-Claude. He Is awesome
ReplyI think that Last Action Hero was pretty brilliant. It pointed out all the flaws in Hollywood movies, and few have done before. It was like the kid was a younger, penis-having version of me.
ReplyHow can you defend The Last Action Hero in the same breath as you make fun of The Last Boy Scout? The Last Boy Scout has absolutely no substance to it, but it's one of the best no-brain action-comedies of all time.
Reply^ This, ten billion times over.
Kung Pow
ReplyYup...
Yup.
There is nothing guilty about the pleasure Kung Pow gives.
Hugh Grant is legitimately funny in Mickey Blue Eyes and About A Boy. Really.
ReplyFarce of the Penguins is my #1 guilty pleasure movie.
ReplyPretty Woman - I like it and i don't care who knows it. Don't forget about rooting for Richard Gere's character, either.
Replyi will watch everyone of these except pretty woman
Replyyou could add porky's and its countless rip offs [most of which were successfull] to this list
Reply"I think Hugh Grant is one of the most underrated comedians of all time" - Jay Pinkerton
ReplyI will never take anything else you say seriously.
you dissed michael keaton and andie mcdowell in the same paragraph. another articled you dissed cable guy. jeez we must have opposite tastes. andie mcdowell is six months older than my mom and still marry her today. she is beautiful
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