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Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, Jenna Elfman. Let's face it, we're not surprised when obviously unstable, closeted, or just plain untalented actors and actresses start blathering on about Xenu and cleansing their Engrams. Hollywood types can be pretty flaky. But while some of the famous faces of Scientology make sense, there are a surprising amount of celebs that honestly, we expected better from. #10: JASON LEE: SCIENTOLOGIST
Why You Wouldn't Expect Him To Be a Scientologist: It breaks our hearts, honestly. Lee's a hilarious actor, and can deliver the driest one-liners around. He seems like a genuinely intelligent and funny guy. Hell, dude was a pro skateboarder. How cool is that? Knowing he thinks alien ghosts infected the planet with negative energy can't help but be a little disappointing coming from a guy who can execute a flawless nosegrind. Connections: Lee's My Name is Earl and Mallrats co-star Ethan Suplee isn't just a Scientologist; he's also married to the sister of second-generation Scientologist/certified whack job Juliette Lewis, who starred in that awful "retarded people in love" movie The Other Sister with close friend and fellow Scientologist Giovani Ribisi.
Lewis and her father guest-starred on My Name is Earl in 2006, which must have made for a really fun day on the set for anyone who needed an E-meter reading. Presumed Operating Thetan Level: One (is able to "audit" self, has knowledge of matter, energy, space and time above that of regular humans). |
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I wonder if $cientology goes and finds B-list actors and musicians and offers them a LOT of money to be their spokesweenies. They can afford it, and celebs are their only weapon against the tides of the Internet, and its Anon and 4chan swarmers. These people can't all really believe this shite?!
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I take it back. I just read the Xenu story and it is a trillion times more badly written and batshit insane than any religious story I have ever read, and I read the Vedas, the Bible, Homer, the Koran, and the Popul Vuh. Nothing can top L Ron Hubbard's inability to write. I thought the document was a hoax or something made up by 4Chan at first but holy shit it's actually the real deal! Scientology is officially weird enough to be considered less plausible than any other religion,including the Bene Gesserit Sisterhood, the Church of Satan, and the Church of All Worlds along with all the other crazy Californian cults.
The problem isn't that its weird, it the mandatory fees they say are necessary for spiritual advancement. When you find the passage in the Bible where Jesus says "Love the Lord thy God with all thine heart and soul and pay the $250 fee so we can get started with your salvation." then you can come with your crappy nitpicking about every supernatural element in a religion. Not to mention, he Lord of the Rings is about as sensible as the Care Bears TV show, but the two are not to be compared. At least the Bene Gesserit Sisterhood is based on a good book.
What is so weird about Scientology? It makes just as much sense as all the other beliefs that are floating aroung in the minds of people...The Virgin Birth of a Son a GOD...gimme me a break..Yeah! that's beliveable... Or Allah and the Profit status...All religions are kooky and completely whacked...It is so funny to see people put down someone elses belief in one diety or another, like their's is so much more believeable...
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How is the bastard below me, still not banned? I'm so sick of all his f-ing spam, i mean wtf! someone should deface his website
That Manson shit is crazy. Did he really think Scientology was too insane, or do I need to stop believing what I read on Cracked(probably one of the top sources of my random facts)
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Scientology is a cult for wealthy, inluential people. Suckyassshit. This fucker is their leader- hahahahaaa.
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Fuck Scientology. It's a CULT, plain and simple, just like every two bit religion out there. They can try and sue me, but for WHAT? I'm broke, man. I used to see these fucks walk up and down Hollywood Blvd.,trying to recruit people. I actually went to that Psychiatry Industry of Death museum, and I laughed my ass off. It was the funniest thing I've seen since my friend punked out that tool Fred Durst.
relieved to be an atheist. ahhhhh freedom.
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Wow, people are still getting pissed at cracked articles? Silly fourteen year old virgins, if the site hurts your feeling then don't click the link. All religions are getting made fun of these days, cuz the balls in the athiests court now ever since the whole evolution thing. Hell, christians have been taking a hell of a beating in the public eye, but I guess that's not fair since being persecuted for your beliefs in chritianity makes people feel like Jesus:
21st century christian-Being called stupid for beliveing in god
Jesus-Getting nailed to a post for beliveing in god
See the resemblance?
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what's the difference if people are scientologists? it's no more ridiculous than virgin mothers or flying spaghetti monsters.
I think the guy that writes these negative articles on Scientology and its Celebs should be introduced to the e-meter....lol.. nahhhhh.... no guts... take the trip into Terra Incognita...find out what you really are....wat was your name again?? Noballs Bill??