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#1: CHARLES MANSON: SCIENTOLOGIST

Best Known For: viciously murdering people, ordering people to viciously murder other people; carving swastikas into his forehead

Why You Wouldn't Expect Him To Be a Scientologist: One of the biggest lunatics in American history is actually precisely who we'd expect to be down on the ground with psychotic theories about aliens and immortal spirits. But here' the kicker: Manson took over 150 hours of Scientology courses, rejected it as too crazy, and then went on to murder a whole bunch of people.

We're just saying.

Connections: Peter "Big Gunner" Skinner, the guard he supplies cigarettes to so he can avoid getting raped all the time.

Presumed Thetan Level: Batshit insane, but knows total bullshit when he sees it.





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Wow...seriously? If Manson thinks Scientology is too 'out there' what are people DOING with their lives and money?

Posted on 11/12/2008 2:41:59 PM

@slimxero
At least the people who made up the major religions died thousands of years ago. Scientology was dreamed up by a fat hypocritical science fiction writer and is swallowed whole despite obvious evidence to the contrary.

The other major religions were dreamed up at a time when people couldnt google s**t to find out how stupid the ideas were. Christ, even in the 50s people had to know better.

Posted on 11/11/2008 8:33:30 PM

You would think as an agnostic that I would be laughing at all these idiots in Scientology and pretty much every organized religion in the world. But I'm not.
All this proves is that anyone can be a victim of mass delusion or "going with the flow". It can be politics, religion, a bad movie that you swear is the best even though, deep down you could swear it was vomited from the mouth of a walrus. I don't think anyone has the right to look smug at other's gullibility. In one form or another, all of us have drank the kool-aid.

On a further note, this top 10 also proves another fact. Simply because you play smart characters doesn't make you smart.

Posted on 11/9/2008 4:32:21 PM

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Posted on 11/3/2008 9:57:24 AM

Scientology is no stupider than any other religion. Christians believe a virgin gave birth, and we all call Tom Cruise insanse? I lol'd.

Posted on 10/31/2008 6:05:52 AM

sorry for almost writing a novel, fine here goes, scientologists are f*****g pyschotic people who should be beaten with padded sticks so as not to show too many bruises

Posted on 10/28/2008 12:24:09 AM

and f**k me there went my comment

Posted on 10/28/2008 12:23:12 AM

What a bunch of s**t bags. Good to know all these people believe aliens are battling for their brains. Sad about Jason Lee. Back in his pro skateboarder days he rocked it hardcore.

Posted on 10/10/2008 1:01:24 PM

Seinfeld? Oh no, not Seinfeld...

Posted on 10/4/2008 7:07:02 AM

If Charles Manson knows that Scientology is nuts, doesn't that wave a big-ass red flag?

Posted on 9/29/2008 10:55:36 AM

I have done some research into the "religion" and have not found one positive reason to even consider thinking about joining...honestly, unless you have ALOT of money, Scientology doesn't want you

Posted on 9/25/2008 9:59:26 AM

Hell if people can claim Jedi as their religion, its not such a far leap to believe the fantastical stories of another sci-fi personality to be gospel. Only difference, Lucas doesn't charge money (lots of money) to call yourself a Jedi. I gotta get in on this lying to people to make money deal.

Posted on 9/5/2008 1:50:52 PM

Ah the age-old paradox: Can you be intolerant of other people's intolerance without being a hypocrite?

Posted on 9/2/2008 7:39:15 AM

Ah the age-old paradox: Can you be intolerant of other people's intolerance without being a hypocrite?

Posted on 9/2/2008 7:39:15 AM

"...be more tolerant (before) telling someone else to do so."
Sorry for the typo...

Posted on 8/29/2008 2:06:37 AM

benbear: "Giving a church money is a mindless, gullible, and inappropriate act... your welcome to have your own beliefs, but please don't down on others for there own..."
I found your post rather contradictory. I don't like to be critical of others, but I wanted to point out that telling someone else they are welcome to their beliefs - and to allow others to have theirs - after putting tithing down is a huge contradiction. Christions who tithe are following the bible, where it says to tithe 10 percent. Also, many churches would not be able to remain open without tithing. For these churches, the pastor receives little or no money. Is tithing abused? Certainly: there have been many scandals to prove this. Nevertheless, it is part of many religions and for this reason, it should be not be put down by someone who is preaching tolerance. Again, I don't like to be critical, I am just trying to point out that perhaps you need to be more tolerant telling someone else to do so.

Posted on 8/29/2008 2:05:11 AM

www.xanga.com/theamazingsame ...'how religion saved my life'

relative proof that scientology is s**t. I say proof, by which i mean opinion.

Posted on 8/28/2008 7:47:00 PM

dwhs: It's true that no one knows why we're here, but I'll tell you what the reason ISN'T that we're here: a failed novel turned into a religion. The evidence that it's pretend is so upfront that if you believe in it, you are a retard, and I would never say that about any other religion. It's Dungeons and Dragons bullshit.

Posted on 8/27/2008 4:18:20 PM

I don't really see why you feel the need to be extremely rude about the fact i wrote a sloppy comment. It's a comment section on a comedy website lighten up.

Posted on 8/27/2008 9:41:33 AM

to benbear12,
If you are going to call people stupid, at least make sure "YOUR" comments aren't quite so full of pathetic grammatical errors. (This is just one of YOUR mistakes) Such as, you need to determine the difference between your and you're. I couldn't even be bothered to finish reading you lame comments because of "YOUR" ignorance.

Posted on 8/27/2008 7:36:33 AM

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