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Cobra Recruitment Pamphlet
According to Marvel Comics continuity, Cobra Commander was a disgruntled, Midwestern car salesman who used pyramid schemes to fund the terrorist organization known as Cobra. The following pamphlet was originally distributed in laundromats, video arcades and car washes in the Springfield, Iowa area in 1983.
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ROFL the Cobra way is the right way!