In that 1990s creepshow known as The X-Files, straight-laced FBI agents became entwined in scenarios so paranormal that only the barely usable letter "X" could describe them. (Presumably an earlier title, The Wuh? Files, was rejected by focus groups.) And every once in a new blood moon, the real world news ends up mimicking those old episodes ...
4 A Human Skull Is Found in San Francisco ... On a Paper Plate
Imagine you're hiking in the park and the sun is shining and the birds are singing and something catches your eye and SWEET CORN ON THE COB, ARE THOSE FUCKING BONES?
"As long as it's not a masturbating hobo, I'll call today a win."
Half of you would have done a hard blink and kept walking, but the other half wouldn't have taken another breath without finding out what that bone-like bony bone was -- which was exactly what an anonymous patron of Tilden Regional Park did.