34 Things Movie and TV Characters Do That No Real Person Does

For the most part, movies and TV shows are supposed to be about us, right? They’re either directly or indirectly about the human condition and are packed with human behavior. Except that a lot of the time, they really aren’t. They play more like an alien’s vague idea of what our species does. Yea, yea, yea, we know, actors playing characters never have to go to the bathroom (except if the plot demands it), and they’re teeth always look great. But it extends beyond those cliche examples.

Have you ever noticed how effortlessly fictional characters drop whole literary quotes? Don’t blame your English teacher, it really helps to have a script. How about the fact that fictional characters are just constantly revealing incredible details and secrets while having ‘relations’ with one another. We don’t know about you, but we can barely string a sentence together when we’re within the throes of passion.

The fact is, it would be pretty awesome (in some ways!) to be a character in a fictional universe. At the very least, you almost never have to wait for the check. Keep on scrollin’ for more amazing examples…

34 Entry by PookieJones

Movie and TV characters are in the habit of quoting literature, while average people, like you or me, can only paraphrase, no matter how many times we

33 Entry by Quinton Darby

I find it weird how many tv movie parents regularly had wine with dinner. M In my house the options were water, juice, or soda. CRACKED COM

32 Entry by Maureen Hanlon

If we're to believe TV, most residents of NYC rarely lock their doors.

31 Entry by kiwijesus

HAS THERE BEEN A TERRIBLE MISUNDERSTANDING BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR. GIRLERIEND? it's not What it looks like! is... I mean l..uhh...What DON'T HONESTLY AN

30 Entry by Artem Bazarov

In movies and TV, people often exchange important information during sex. Me, I'd much rather focus on the act without any distractions. CRACKED.COM

29 Entry by PookieJones

Show of hands, how many of you neglect your children to do mundane things with your friends? 21105 CRACKED.COM

28 Entry by kunal_ansh

I've seen it countless times in movies, but I can't start a car by just pulling out some wires and making a few sparks. CRAUN

27 Entry by Dr.Maybe

People in sitcoms never leave the room to discuss a person They simply take a few steps back and speak at a regular volume, without worrying about the

26 Entry by John Sherwood

DUIE LAGE When finishing at a restaurant, do people really just toss cash on the table and leave? WAIT FOR THE CHECK, FOOL!

25 Entry by Maureen Hanlon

Real life proposals... Rory Gilmore.. ..can and do occur... Robin Scherbatsky... without naming names. HOLLY FLAX...

24 Entry by Harvey Sapigao

In the real world, people on the phone don't restate the question they were asked. Yes, I already fed your cat and cleaned the litter box. They just a

23 Entry by PookieJones

34 Things Movie and TV Characters Do That No Real Person Does

22 Entry by Karen Jones

Most teens don't wear the same clothes every day.

21 Entry by denzity007

On screen, we see bullies stuffing kids in the locker, but have never seen or heard it CRACKED.COM in real life.

20 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

CRACKED.COM Legendary! That's what she said! While it seems that every beloved TV character comes with a catchphrase, I can never design a catchph

19 Entry by Sonny Time

Do you think or break out in song? never have.

18 Entry by Manari Santiyaz

They comfortably converse with each other while brushing their teeth, yet the foam stays inside their mouths. Are they even using toothpaste?

17 Entry by Markos Hasiotis

Fictional characters often react to traumatic events by taking a shower with their clothes on. In the real world, we take them off first. CRACKED.COM

16 Entry by kiwijesus

A a woman really needs after a long day is a glass of wine. a hot batho and BUBBLES! SO MANY BUBBLES! CRACKEDCON

15 Entry by Amira Victoria Chan

HEAR SOMETHING? Check it out while in your underwear. CRACKED COM

14 Entry by Karen Jones

13 Entry by PollyDarton

CRACKED.COM (Regardless of how much fun it seems) I have never been locked in handcuffs with another person by accident.

12 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

My peeing sessions have never lasted long enough to fit a full conversation with someone.

11 Entry by PookieJones

If I were to trust on-screen behavior, I'd kiss my ex as soon as I'd see him, despite the fact we haven't spoken in years. CRACKED COM

10 Entry by geneticbetrayal

CRACKEDCON O People in movies and TV remain close friends even after a breakup, and they most likely end up getting back together.

9 Entry by Joyce Rogers

8 Entry by Bill Mead

Food LAV ETAL ULES Has consequences CRACKEDCOMT

7 Entry by kiwijesus

ONE JUST SHOWS. THE IN CRIME EXPLAIN CAN'T EACH PERSON HAS PERSON TO SAY AT LEAST SITUATION. ONE SENTENCE. AND SOMEHOW THEY NEVER INTERRUPT EACHOTHER.

6 Entry by denzity007

CRACKED.COM Kissing in the rain is pretty common in movies. but in real life, we're already running for cover even with just a drizzle:

5 Entry by Dr.Maybe

Sitcom characters have no sense of humor. They never laugh at each other's jokes, and some of them are hilarious. Real people laugh even when they don

4 Entry by CZM

Do you and your friends eat at the same restaurant every single day, too?

3 Entry by masta_X

2 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

1 Entry by jaykay

CRACKEDC CONT I've never 0 mdp p 2 removed my glasses to say something dramatic or smart.

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