The Funniest Leslie Jones Jokes and Moments for the Comedy Hall of Fame

‘How am I gonna stop texting? Don’t say, ‘Don’t text,’ ‘cause you can’t tell somebody who keeps texting, ‘Don’t text!’ Oh, delete the number? What am I gonna do, delete my brain?’

Authors: By Dan Fritschie
Published: March 21, 2023
Comments: 1

6 Delicious Revenge Plots That Are Really Only Deliciously Pathetic

Sometimes, revenge is a dish best not served at all

Authors: By Ryan Menezes
Published: March 21, 2023
Comments: 11

‘South Park’ Went Way Too Hard on Paris Hilton, Says Paris Hilton

It turns out people don’t like it when Matt Stone makes their cartoon chihuahua kill itself

Authors: By Keegan Kelly
Published: March 21, 2023
Comments: 4

4 People Seemingly Exempt From Known Medical Science

This is what we in the medical profession refer to as a ‘mindfreak’

Authors: By Eli Yudin
Published: March 21, 2023
Comments: 2

Jimmy O’Brien on Making Funny Sports Videos, Not Being a Talk-Radio Blowhard and Why He’s a Proud Mama’s Boy

The man behind Jomboy Media’s viral YouTube videos looks ahead to a new baseball season while reflecting on ‘The Slap’ and his disinterest in generating hot takes

Authors: By Tim Grierson
Published: March 21, 2023
Comments: 0

18 Terrifying Facts About Everyday Things

By:: Cracked Plasticians

November 20, 2013

The world is a dangerous place. Or to be more specific: The world is a dangerous place more so in ways you totally wouldn't expect than in ways you would. We asked our readers to show us where the real danger is, and gave some dirty, dirty money to the winner ...