We Doublechecked And These Trump Stories Aren’t Fake News
Turns out Donald Trump has always been a whack-o.
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These days, the media cycle is pretty much populated by "stupid thing Trump did" ad nauseam -- until said stupid thing is causing a nuclear war that ends the media cycle, and humanity, permanently.
But it turns out the Trump-is-an-idiot train isn't really new ground for the news. For example ...
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![In 1997, Trump was principal for a day at a Bronx public school where he, as a joke, offered a fake million-dollar bill to the chess club holding a](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/7/4/626874.jpg?v=2)
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![TRUMP ONCE TRIED TO STOP THE BUILDING OF A WIND FARM IN SCOTLAND BECAUSE IT WOULD OBSTRUCT THE VIEW FROM HIS GOLF COURSE. THE SCOTTISH GOVERNMENT IGNO](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/7/2/626872.jpg?v=2)
![In the '90s, Trump liked to pose as a PR man known as John Miller or John Barron whenever a reporter called him SO that he could heap praises upon him](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/6/7/626867.jpg?v=2)
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![In an interview with Playboy, Trump declared he wasn't a fan Of Viagra. His reasoning? If you need Viagra, you're probably with the wrong girl. VIAG](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/7/8/626878.jpg?v=2)
![STAFF Trump avoided the Vietnam draft a total of 5 times. Once for heel spurs (which he admitted weren't serious), and 4 more times for education. CRA](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/6/8/626868.jpg?v=2)
![Back in the days of the United States Football League, Donald Trump owned the New Jersey Generals. In a bid to revive the league that began to die aft](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/7/5/626875.jpg?v=2)
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![TRUMP ONCE SUED NEW YORK TIMES WRITER TIMOTHY O'BRIEN FOR CALLING TRUMP A CRaun MILLIONAIRE INSTEAD OF A BILLIONAIRE IN HIS BOOK. TIMOTHY L. O'BRIEN T](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/7/0/626870.jpg?v=2)
![The character Biff Tannen from Back TO The Future II is, according to its writer, based on Donald Trump.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/7/9/626879.jpg?v=2)
![In January 2017, health inspectors found several potentially serious violations in the kitchen at Trump's Mar-a-Lago resort, including raw meat stored](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/8/4/626884.jpg?v=2)
![Trump Loves Asbestos Donald J. Trump Follow @realDonaldTrump .@dubephnx if we didn't remove incredibly powerful fire retardant asbestos & replace it w](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/7/7/626877.jpg?v=2)
![In the last three decades, Donald Trump has been involved in around 3,500 legal cases, both as plaintiff and defendant.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/8/0/626880.jpg?v=2)
![CRACKED cO During a deposition in 2015, Donald Trump called one Of the opposing lawyers 'disgusting' for using a breast pump in the deposition room...](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/6/5/626865.jpg?v=2)
![Mike Tyson confronted Donald Trump about allegedly sleeping with his wife. In the biography TrumpNation, author Timothy O'Brien recounts the incident:](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/6/9/626869.jpg?v=2)
![Trump has a hard time with punctuation. (Unless it's an exclamation CRaun point of course.) SNL SNL'S Pete Davidson says that Trump had difficulty rea](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/7/6/626876.jpg?v=2)
![TRUMP CLAIMS THAT HE COULD'VE HAD PRINCESS DIANA. CRAG During an interview with Howard Stern a few months after her death, Stern asked Trump to conf](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/8/3/626883.jpg?v=2)
![In 1996, Donald Trump crashed a charity event for the Association to Benefit Children and didn't donate a dime. ASSOCIATION TO BENTFIT CH R' A ARC Tru](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/7/1/626871.jpg?v=2)
![WHILE on THE HUNT FOR EVANGELICAL VOTERS, DONALD TRUMP ATTENDED CHURCH In IOWA. When THE communion PLATE WAS PASSED HE TRIED TO PUT money INIT. CRACKE](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/8/2/626882.jpg?v=2)
![Donald Trump CRACKEDCON compared the legalization of same sex marriage to golf. A lot of people - I don't want this to sound trivial- but a lot of pe](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/6/6/626866.jpg?v=2)
![In The Art of the Deal, Trump claimed to have given his 2nd grade music teacher a black eye. When asked about the comment years later, he said, When](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/8/7/3/626873.jpg?v=2)