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Cracked Plasticians
Previously we asked our readers to share with us pet peeves they find so awful that they'd probably stab the perpetrators with a spork. There were so many notable submissions that we became genuinely concerned about the safety of the rest of you.
So here they are. Stay frosty out there.
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