It's taken a long time for the human race to become the apex species on our planet -- which is a shocking feat. Not because of the monsters we've had to outlive or the dangerous climate shifts we've had to survive.

No, it's shocking because, with so many pet peeves, we're lucky that we all haven't killed each other by now.

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