13 Irritating Advertising Techniques, Diagrammed

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13 Irritating Advertising Techniques, Diagrammed

Creating a passable ad is less a science and more a paint-by-numbers type deal. How do we know? Because once you deconstruct a few of them, you start to see the same tropes occurring over and over again.

For example ...

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