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You’ll Never Look At Your Body The Same Way Again

By:: Cracked Plasticians

April 03, 2017

You’ll Never Look At Your Body The Same Way Again

On the outside, we're all diverse-looking individuals, with our own unique physical traits that differentiate one walking meat bag from another. On the inside, we're all the same: totally disgusting and often horrifying.

For example ...

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We all have our own microbial cloud that follows us around. We leave traces of bacteria, fungi and even viruses wherever we go, without even touching

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You share a symbiotic relationship with the bacteria in your gut that help digest your food. After you die they fart and digest YOU. Aww.

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Your ears secrete more wax when you're stressed or scared. CRACKED COM

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A deficiency of testosterone during gestation can cause a child's penis to not develop fully until puberty hits... As a teenager they get an extra boo

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Muscle weakness (usually resulting from, strenuous childbirth can woman's cause a womb to fall into her vaginal canal. In some cases, the uterus falls

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CRACKEDOO There are microscopic creatures living, mating and pooping on your face right now. These are known as Demodex mites. They usually collect al

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C'mon push! PUSH! ...but not that hard During labor, 0 O the pressure from pushing and the extra weight of the baby will cause most women to have a bo

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TONSIL STONES ARE AWFULLY SMELLY, SMALL, WHITE-ISH, CHUNKS IN THE THROAT OR ON THE TONSILS, USUALLY MADE OF CALCIUM. Tonsils Tonsil stone EXACT CAUSES

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We are actually as hairy as gorillas! Humans have about as many hair follicles as gorillas. The only reason we appear to be less hairy is because of t

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A FETUS HAS EYES BEFORE IT HAS EYELIDS. From the eighth through the tenth week of fetal development, your little bundle of joy is staring into the ins

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At any given time, you're most likely carrying around 5 to 20 pounds worth of poop in your body. CRACKED COM

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IT'S POSSIBLE TO THROW UP YOUR OWN FECES. This is thanks to the ascaris lumbricoides roundworm. The roundworm can lay a half million eggs a week, and

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YOU CAN MAKE CHEESE FROM THE GERMS AND BACTERIA FOUND IN YOUR BELLY-BUTTON, MOUTH, TOES AND YES, ARMPIT SWEAT. CRACKED COM

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According to g recent research study, a 10-second French kiss transfers 80 million bacteria from your partner's mouth to yours. CRACKEDOON

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Every day, you produce nearly 24 ounces worth of farts. That's about TWO cans of soda. Think about that next time one fizzes all over you.

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A great deal of the dust in your home is actually human skin. Your body sheds about 8 pounds of skin every year, but the millions of dust mites also i

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You produce and swallow about one quart of snot every day. That's an equivalent of 2 Grande-sized Starbucks coffee.

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