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You’ll Never Look At Your Body The Same Way Again

By:: Cracked Plasticians

April 03, 2017

You’ll Never Look At Your Body The Same Way Again

On the outside, we're all diverse-looking individuals, with our own unique physical traits that differentiate one walking meat bag from another. On the inside, we're all the same: totally disgusting and often horrifying.

For example ...

21 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

We all have our own microbial cloud that follows us around. We leave traces of bacteria, fungi and even viruses wherever we go, without even touching

20 Entry by bookdragon

You share a symbiotic relationship with the bacteria in your gut that help digest your food. After you die they fart and digest YOU. Aww.

19 Entry by PookieJones

Your ears secrete more wax when you're stressed or scared. CRACKED COM

18 Entry by Carlos Suarez

A deficiency of testosterone during gestation can cause a child's penis to not develop fully until puberty hits... As a teenager they get an extra boo

17 Entry by Sami Czanova

Muscle weakness (usually resulting from, strenuous childbirth can woman's cause a womb to fall into her vaginal canal. In some cases, the uterus falls

16 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

CRACKEDOO There are microscopic creatures living, mating and pooping on your face right now. These are known as Demodex mites. They usually collect al

15 Entry by pinkdiefrank

C'mon push! PUSH! ...but not that hard During labor, 0 O the pressure from pushing and the extra weight of the baby will cause most women to have a bo

14 Entry by BBY

TONSIL STONES ARE AWFULLY SMELLY, SMALL, WHITE-ISH, CHUNKS IN THE THROAT OR ON THE TONSILS, USUALLY MADE OF CALCIUM. Tonsils Tonsil stone EXACT CAUSES

13 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

We are actually as hairy as gorillas! Humans have about as many hair follicles as gorillas. The only reason we appear to be less hairy is because of t

12 Entry by PookieJones

A FETUS HAS EYES BEFORE IT HAS EYELIDS. From the eighth through the tenth week of fetal development, your little bundle of joy is staring into the ins

11 Entry by jaoafallas

At any given time, you're most likely carrying around 5 to 20 pounds worth of poop in your body. CRACKED COM

10 Entry by Timon DJ Spajic

IT'S POSSIBLE TO THROW UP YOUR OWN FECES. This is thanks to the ascaris lumbricoides roundworm. The roundworm can lay a half million eggs a week, and

9 Entry by Yaznest

YOU CAN MAKE CHEESE FROM THE GERMS AND BACTERIA FOUND IN YOUR BELLY-BUTTON, MOUTH, TOES AND YES, ARMPIT SWEAT. CRACKED COM

8 Entry by jimclass

According to g recent research study, a 10-second French kiss transfers 80 million bacteria from your partner's mouth to yours. CRACKEDOON

7 Entry by jaoafallas

CRACKEDCO COM You have so many sweat glands on your feet, they can produce about 500ml of sweat a day. That's a little more than a pint of a beer.

6 Entry by Andrea Meno

Your tears and saliva are made out of your blood. C Your tear and salivary glands receive a supply of blood, and they filter particles so that most of

5 Entry by jaoafallas

Every day, you produce nearly 24 ounces worth of farts. That's about TWO cans of soda. Think about that next time one fizzes all over you.

4 Entry by JohnSchatzi

A great deal of the dust in your home is actually human skin. Your body sheds about 8 pounds of skin every year, but the millions of dust mites also i

3 Entry by jaoafallas

You produce and swallow about one quart of snot every day. That's an equivalent of 2 Grande-sized Starbucks coffee.

2 Entry by Pedro Caetano

IT IS POSSIBLE TO FART - AND EVEN POOP FROM OUT OF YOUR URETHRA INTESTINAL CONDITIONS SUCH AS INFLAMMATORY DISEASES, CANCER OR TRAUMA CAN LEAD TO A PE

1 Entry by Timon DJ Spajic

Children's skulls look like something from a horror fiim. and etwell I ald Before they lose their baby teeth, children have a terrifying double row of

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