There are a lot of fan theories out there that either toe the line between "This is plausible" and "This is fan fiction. Also, why is the Green Power Ranger making out with Samwise Gamgee?"

But not these fan theories. They just make too much damn sense -- and not just because they don't feature sex with hobbits.

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