Remember how awesome your formative years were? You were a smooth operator and absolutely nothing was awkward or embarrassing about your life then. If that's how you think about it, well, buckle up and get ready for some real talk.

It's time to gaze into the past. Do not look away.

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Kid Me: This is the greatest show of all time!! Adult Me: ...why did i watch this...

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Bacteria-ridden, knotted string you take off never because 'friendship'. And their slightly Make Your own SCOOBIES hygenic more plastic counterparts.

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